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General => Jokes => Topic started by: truetrini on June 11, 2005, 07:46:14 AM
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Allyuh leh we ask a question everyday about life. Make it funny.
I go ask de first question so allyuh understand what ah looking for.
Question:
"How a blind man does know to stop wiping he arse after a shit?"
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? ;)
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who does enjoy sex more,man or woman?
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Allyuh leh we ask a question everyday about life. Make it funny.
I go ask de first question so allyuh understand what ah looking for.
Question:
"How a blind man does know to stop wiping he arse after a shit?"
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
that is ah good question fuh real
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who does enjoy sex more,man or woman?
my explanation to ah girl was..when yuh ear itching and yuh push finger in it..which one feel better..yuh ear or yuh finger?
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if things dont stick to teflon,
how can teflon stick to the frying pan?
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when a gay man looks at himself in the mirror... does he get turned on?
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who does enjoy sex more,man or woman?
my explanation to ah girl was..when yuh ear itching and yuh push finger in it..which one feel better..yuh ear or yuh finger?
dread that is de same friggin answer i does give.
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How come Tarzan did never have ah beard?
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why people who have beer money does want to drink champagne.
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HOW COME IT TAKE MORE DAN 2 YEARS TO START RESPONDING TO MY ORIGINAL POST?
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How come when man shooting at Superman he does stick out he chest for bullets to dounce off and deflect bullets with his hand, but when the gun empty and the man throw the gun at Superman does duck?
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when ah frog finish eating does it have tuh wait one hour before getting out de water?
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can a stupid person be a smart ass?
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can a stupid person be a smart ass?
You prove dat its possible ;D hahahha You step into dat one :rotfl:
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If blind people does wear dark glasses, how come deaf people doh wear earmuffs?
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
From the cat man
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
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how can there be rapes? Ent a woman with her skirt up always run faster than a man with his pants down?
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How come Chef Boyardee have 50 different products ,and they all taste the same .
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How do a 1 armed person wash dey hand? ::)
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where is the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?? :(
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Why women is have have fake tits ,fake nails ,fake hair ,fke eyes ,fake lips ...but they always want ah real Man ???
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Is it possible fuh a gay student to get straight A's?
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Is it possible fuh a gay student to get straight A's?
hahahahahahahaha
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whan you take the wings off a "Fly" do you then call it a "Walk"?
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If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? :rotfl:
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When you emasculate a man you take away his strength and dignity. How come we never hear about efemulating women?
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Bad investments department:
Why do people always put in their two cents, when they only get a penny for their thoughts?
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Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?
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Why is it that John Wayne can get into a punch up with a load of tough cowboys without feeling pain from all the punches yet when a pretty little woman starts to tend to his cuts and bruises he winces?
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whey de man who start this thread gone.JW must be restin ez these days.
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Why trinis who ago away ,,like to talk about trini like they working for the tourism board .
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How come the green olives does be in a nice see through jar but the Black olives does get locked up in ah metal can?
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Where are the answers to these questions?
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Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?
How can you drink a gas? :rotfl:
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How do I remove ah dead fish ,from my goldfish screen saver .
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Why are violets blue and not violet?
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do vegetarians eat animal crackers.
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whademuddacontdoeswrongwitallyuhatall??
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Why do calculators/keyboards have digits bottom to top, but phones top to bottom?
789 123
456 456
123 789
0 *0#
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How come in the world, we have a Middle East but no Middle West?
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could u make ah fish broth with ripe green fig?
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does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???
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does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???
yeah,is called HORN. ;D
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does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???
yeah,is called HORN. ;D
thanya much ;D
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If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
no, you should never shoot a mime because "a mime is a terrible thing to waste".
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Why isn’t evaporated milk a gas?
How can you drink a gas? :rotfl:
the same way Yu does put in your car ;)
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why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
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why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
eh ???
because its a crime towards hair stylist
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why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
mal jeux yuh need to get ah car with AC.
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why do women complain the car hot inside, but dare-not roll the window down?
mal jeux yuh need to get ah car with AC.
aircondition is for when they wearing slik buddice and ah want to see nipples. Odda dan dat, I have to save meh gas.
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whan you take the wings off a "Fly" do you then call it a "Walk"?
How come every mosquito could fly but not one fly could mosquito ? (Bip up to Luta)
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why is it that when you scratch your back the itch does move?
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If you were going to shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
:D
de real question is, if de police arrest said mime, would they tell him he have the right to remain silent?
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If a rasta get knock out is he still conscious ?
Is a lost Chinese Man disoriented ?
Are Scotland fans singing "Are you England in Disguise" when their teams play crap now ?
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Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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ah notice that no body ask this question as yet
"jackula, where is the $173 Million TT that was to go to the TTFF?"
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
It hath a th in it?
Why in Jersey do they park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Did Noah keep the bees in archives?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Does a Mermaid wear an algebra?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Why Tallman usin up all de good question from mih secret online list? :devil:
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
LOL!!
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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of ah hearse driving on ah highway with ah dead man in de back, can it use de HOV lane?
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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted but, if we explore its paradoxes, we find that.... quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
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if nothing sticks to teflon how is it that teflon sticks to the fryin pan
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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hear nuh Tallman
you give TWO questions there....
is only one per day man :devil: :devil:
if allya ent see me allya kno wha happen eh ;D ;D
de nex question somebody go ask is
Where WestCoast? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Anybody know mih cousin Ray?..dey does call him headcase
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Anybody know mih cousin Ray?..dey does call him headcase
???
If a ghost gets drunk is it considered a methylated spirit ?
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If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
eh heh Tallman, I found your source ;)
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
eh heh Tallman, I found your source ;)
hahahahahahaha
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At the circus, when different workers are surplus to requirements
Is the human cannonball fired ?
Is the trapeze artist let go ?
Is the guy on the bed of nails laid off ?
And most importantly, does the clown wipe the smile off his face ?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Are you wearing socks right now?
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If they spell meh name wrong on a bus route ticket, do i really have to pay it or do I have a case?!
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It is rude, but not illegal to undress a woman with your eyes. Can a blind man therefore be accused of sexual harassment for "undressing a woman" with his fingers ???
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for the lovers of the great outdoors....
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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eh heh, here is one for the whole forum ;)
Are you left or right eyed? ;D ;D
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Yesterday I bought Teddy bear named Mohammed
If I sell it on e-bay,,,,do you think I could make a big prophet?
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how old is masturbation.
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- George Carlin
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is Themanfriday (http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1039) from Tobago? ;D
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Yesterday I bought Teddy bear named Mohammed
If I sell it on e-bay,,,,do you think I could make a big prophet?
:rotfl: :rotfl: you asking for trouble
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If a MAN speaks in the FOREST with no WOMAN around to HEAR him...is HE still WRONG? :beermug: :beermug: :beermug:
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In Sweden, do they make dumb brunette jokes ?
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If your parents didn''t have children, are your chances good that you won''t either.
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If your parents didn''t have children, are your chances good that you won''t either.
Are you a brunette from Sweden? :D
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Who let the dogs out ?
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Are female moths called myths?
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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted but, if we explore its paradoxes, we find that.... quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
Why does this read like Andy Rooney?
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Are female moths called myths?
no, mothas...
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If ah bad snake bite ah shark ,yah think it go kill him .
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Who the hell is Kim ?
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What do they call a French kiss in France?
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Slyvia Hunt teached them the term Suck Tongue ent .
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Would you let Michael Vick walk your Dog?
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Has anybody ever died in the living room of a house?
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When somebody put down a obeah on you, should you use a hex-a-gone ?
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Who the hell is Kim ?
Who de hell is Wim?
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Who the hell is Kim ?
Who de hell is Wim?
He get clean up like Vim
Isnt Vim de same colour as Klim?
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Hillary, who's ya Daddy in Iowa?
;D
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could u make lemonade with limes
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or lime juice with lemons
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Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
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do u know the muffin man?
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do u know the muffin man?
De one dat lives on Drury Lane?
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How come the roti place behind uwi called WINGS??
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why some people asking questions without ah question mark? ???
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how come your nose run, while feet smell ?
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how come your nose run, while feet smell ?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
why someone ent ask dis before?
nice one JP
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When day breaks who fixes it?
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When day breaks who fixes it?
When night falls, who catches it?
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can white people get niggaritis?
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Will organic ever reach 5000 post lol .
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http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/index.php?topic=33108.msg384902#msg384902
Why Nigel Myers didnt put "Tallman" ? ::)
;D
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If the put 2 scoops of raisins in every box, does a 32oz box of raisin bran have a lower density of raisins than at 16oz box? How big is a "scoop" anyway?
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If the put 2 scoops of raisins in every box, does a 32oz box of raisin bran have a lower density of raisins than at 16oz box? How big is a "scoop" anyway?
Are there multiple choice formulas for those questions?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
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why some people asking questions without ah question mark? ???
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Why every time I hit question mark it do this ...É
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Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
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Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Ask Dr. Evil in Austin Powers ....
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does the invisible man smell???
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does the invisible man smell???
yuh come back? where yuh was?
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Why can't we tickle ourselves?
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
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What allyuh talking bout?
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if a man goes to sleep with a ticklish ass,will he wake up with ah smelly finger?
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will Jay ever see his money or DVD?
I try to stay out...but this one ketch mih by surprise :rotfl:
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
why, if day have 3000 people on de forum, my name is de onlyest name dat get call?
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
why, if day have 3000 people on de forum, my name is de onlyest name dat get call?
3066?
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
why, if day have 3000 people on de forum, my name is de onlyest name dat get call?
3066?
What is 3066-7? ::)
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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What is Industry Rule #4080 ?
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eh
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What is Industry Rule #4080 ?
Check the Rhime
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What is Industry Rule #4080 ?
Check the Rhime
:timeout: that not a question ...is it ???
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What is Industry Rule #4080 ?
Check the Rhime
is dis de Rhime? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrM6tfOHds)
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What is Industry Rule #4080 ?
Check the Rhime
is dis de Rhime? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrM6tfOHds)
Allyuh fellahs is some real detectives oui.. :applause:.. de answer in de lyrics
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http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a0d9cbbf71cd4e1d30940e65b6e75700
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Allyuh fellahs is some real detectives oui.. :applause:.. de answer in de lyrics
since dat was not a question, should you watch out for de Q? ;)
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=a0d9cbbf71cd4e1d30940e65b6e75700
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
did dah 'oman make dat man go aiyo wid she big arse zwill?
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
why, if day have 3000 people on de forum, my name is de onlyest name dat get call?
what does haul yuh modder cont mean?
I will respond to the allegatios when I return home and diig out my proof.
until themn go fcok yuhself!
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Does westcoast have an axe to grind with a certain forumite?
why, if day have 3000 people on de forum, my name is de onlyest name dat get call?
what does haul yuh modder cont mean?
I will respond to the allegatios when I return home and diig out my proof.
until themn go fcok yuhself!
why can't we all just get along? :D
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can u take ah horn?
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Will WC be able to fcok himself? ;)
If he could would he ever leave the house?
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Will WC be able to fcok himself? ;)
If he could would he ever leave the house?
Are you saying dais de only reason why he does leave de house? :-X
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Where did DeSoWa find such a big basket to push? :D
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Is it true that the Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
is because All the DNA is the same?
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What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
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how many dyslexics does it change to take a lightbulb?
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How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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How often you does brush?
your teeth people your teeth ;D
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Did Roman doctors refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
What is INSTEP? :)
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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ah wonder if Tallman have ah answer for all these questions? ::)
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
What is INSTEP? :)
Isnt that the arch at bottom of the foot Mr Trebek?.
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
What is INSTEP? :)
Isnt that the arch at bottom of the foot Mr Trebek?.
ummm... no dutty...
yuh never kick ah ball with yuh instep?
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
What is INSTEP? :)
Isnt that the arch at bottom of the foot Mr Trebek?.
What is the Sole? :D
Ever kick ah ball with yuh instep?
I would take shit talk from dutty for $100.00 ;D
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no, ah hit ah volley a few times wit de area on top ah mih foot ;D
why de two podiatrist ganging up on mih tonight?
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could somebody diagnose wha goin on mih dog please? ??? :P
(http://members.cox.net/griffee/busters-nutz.jpg)
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could somebody diagnose wha goin on mih dog please? ??? :P
(http://members.cox.net/griffee/busters-nutz.jpg)
Did you kick the dog balls wid yuh instep or yuh sole? :devil:
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Did you kick the dog balls wid yuh instep or yuh sole? :devil:
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what is the area on the TOP of mih foot for the daily double? ;D
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Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
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Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
hahahahahahahahaha
dais ah classic!
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When would de TTFF ever get it right?
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When would de TTFF ever get it right?
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no need to ask anymore after dis one ;D
BEST one of the Thread so far!!!!
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Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo drizzle.
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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo drizzle.
peong what is de title of de thread.does it say ask ah riddle ah day.lol.
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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo drizzle.
peong what is de title of de thread.does it say ask ah riddle ah day.lol.
Boss, are you splitting hairs? ;D ;D
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What ever happened to Jean and Dinah, Rosita and Clementina?
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What ever happened to Jean and Dinah, Rosita and Clementina?
and what were they selling. :rotfl: :rotfl:
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To maintain their skills,do experienced pilots ever have to take crash courses?
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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo drizzle.
peong what is de title of de thread.does it say ask ah riddle ah day.lol.
Boss, are you splitting hairs? ;D ;D
When a sniper has two targets and one bullet, is he allowed to split crosshairs?
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If you were having a dinner party and could invite three famous people, who would they be?
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If you were having a dinner party and could invite three famous people, who would they be?
Warner, Panday and Bush :devil:
But I aint eating eh. Ah hope yuh catch de plan.
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If you were having a dinner party and could invite three famous people, who would they be?
a young sofia loren,raquel welsh and linda carter.
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Do you think ,we should rewatch all linda carters ,Wonder Woman shows ,to really appreciate her acting :drool:
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Do you think ,we should rewatch all linda carters ,Wonder Woman shows ,to really appreciate her acting :drool:
forget actin,that woman ooze sex appeal.
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Have you ever wondered?
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why is this in the joke section?
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who worse, trailer trash, ole nigger(negro for those easily offended) or ah bush coolie
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Is that the original organic posting? Has hell frozen over?
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who worse, trailer trash, ole nigger(negro for those easily offended) or ah bush coolie
trailer trash,them does inbreed.
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Am I the only one that thinks this is very very wrong?
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/jesuswhat.jpg)
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:rotfl: ???
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umm ok....moving on...lol ;D
Why do Cowboys ride horses and not cows?
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umm ok....moving on...lol ;D
Why do Cowboys ride horses and not cows?
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And what do cowgirls like to ride?
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umm ok....moving on...lol ;D
Why do Cowboys ride horses and not cows?
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And what do cowgirls like to ride?
cowboys.haha.
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Am I the only one that thinks this is very very wrong?
(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/jesuswhat.jpg)
Ca you please turn me on?
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Do you like trick questions?
The Dumb Test (http://quizrocket.com/dumb-test)
(I would suggest not giving out your info at the end to get the result to avoid SPAM, but we can discuss the answers here.)
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Why do the creators of that 'Dumb Test' want to know so much of your business?
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Why do the creators of that 'Dumb Test' want to know so much of your business?
could it be to use in a "Most Dumb People" book in the future? ;D ;D
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why can't i sleep?
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why can't i sleep?
why don't you ask Little Jodie?
need help to sleep (http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/index.php?topic=17281.0)
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Is reality confined to what is in principle perceptible to the senses?
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Is reality confined to what is in principle perceptible to the senses?
How come I dont understand that question at all?
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If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
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Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
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Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
yuh neva fit 2 dogs in one bun.
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Can a venetian blind salesman claim disability benefits ?
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After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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Can you get cornered in a round room?
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could a prince sleep in a king size bed.
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if de whole world round, how yuh could be right?
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What sport that began in India was originally called POONA?
and NO!!!
it did not start wid Tuna ;D
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Is it polo ?
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Is it polo ?
Isnt it supposed to be Marco first?
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24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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Don't all these questions waste a lot of bandwidth?
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Don't all these questions waste a lot of bandwidth?
Who gives a rattatta's ratootie patootie ?;D
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Don't all these questions waste a lot of bandwidth?
Who gives a rattatta's ratootie patootie ?;D
is dat eathy fa you to sahh tree times quick quick? :D :D
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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
how did the mathematician deal with his constipation?
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can you freeze a guana with a lasco?
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Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
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can you freeze a guana with a lasco?
good question. could you?
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Suppose you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
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Suppose you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
lol
yuh want ah tissue?
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Suppose you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
man how I ask you for de news and you give me de weather?
;D
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Suppose you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
man how I ask you for de news and you give me de weather?
;D
if de weatherman misread the barometer, does that mean he under pressure?
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Would you consider this good advice?
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/grantcornwell/hospital01.jpg)
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Would you consider this good advice?
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/grantcornwell/hospital01.jpg)
well im not one to question authority. :rotfl: :rotfl:i'll have to show de madams
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Not good advice . .sometime there might be environmental spillage that migrate from the waste depot to the recreational areas
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Not good advice . .sometime there might be environmental spillage that migrate from the waste depot to the recreational areas
use gloves
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where is your life taking you?
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where is your life taking you?
right now to de toilet
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What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
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What is 42?
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who is Billy Shears?
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Why is the forum time ah hour behind?
Did somebody forget to march forward the server time?
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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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Which came first...
the fruit or the seed?
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Which came first...
the fruit or the seed?
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could it be the one with the cigarette in its mouth?
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Tallman, what time is Happy Hour?
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Is the nose the scenter of the face?
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WDCMDBRWWSPM?
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WDCMDBRWWSPM?
Wrong thread?
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WDCMDBRWWSPM?
Wrong thread?
I wonder if you are right?
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Why yuh eh hush yuh c**t?!?
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I just viewed taxi driver tonight, and Robert Deniro is ah boss, so I had to come and post this question
You Talking to me? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NMaTfAn7KAs) :devil:
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I just viewed taxi driver tonight, and Robert Deniro is ah boss, so I had to come and post this question
You Talking to me? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NMaTfAn7KAs) :devil:
this should be in de movies thread.
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is Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal disease?
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I know you can tune ah Pan, but can you Tuna Fish?
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can your dog read?
(http://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_237/Funny_Pictures_2372.jpg)
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why i can't think of no more questions?
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why do trinis answer a question with another question?
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why do trinis answer a question with another question?
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wha happen yuh is not ah trini?
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Why alyuh does be calling Troy Marquis name in vain on this site so?
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Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
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Why is Dutty recyling his "Little Know Facts"?
"Recently unsealed Red House documents have revealed that Jack Warners biological father was retail tycoon Ram Kirpalani"
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Why alyuh does be calling Troy Marquis name in vain on this site so?
Who is Troy Marquis? WWTMD? ;D
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Why do instructor say there are no stupid questions, knowing that there are?
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
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why this thread struggling to stay afloat?
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Why is a boxing ring square?
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Why is a boxing ring square?
dutty i tink yuh gettin amnesia.
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Did I aks dat question arready?
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Did I aks dat question arready?
and now senile. :rotfl:
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Can you get Decaf coffee tables ?
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Why are highways built so close to the ground?
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Does a bicycle fall over because it is two tyred?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? ;)
:rotfl:
good one
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Why do they sterilize the needles that are used for lethal injections?
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If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
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Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
a) Lala
b) Lu
c) Lee
d) Susan
e) There is not sufficient information to guess
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If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
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Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
a) Lala
b) Lu
c) Lee
d) Susan
e) There is not sufficient information to guess
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lol@ option e)
i was going with susan ;D But LEE eh go like meh calling him that name...
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If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
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Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
a) Lala
b) Lu
c) Lee
d) Susan
e) There is not sufficient information to guess
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lol@ option e)
i was going with susan ;D But LEE eh go like meh calling him that name...
You know LEE is NOT the right answer...right? ;D
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What is the correct answer?
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If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
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Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
a) Lala
b) Lu
c) Lee
d) Susan
e) There is not sufficient information to guess
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
lol@ option e)
i was going with susan ;D But LEE eh go like meh calling him that name...
You know LEE is NOT the right answer...right? ;D
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:applause: :rotfl:
:beermug: DeSoWA
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Who was the glasses ting..the one who used to lime with Brown?
(Hint...David Rudder Song)
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What is the correct answer?
is Lee the correct answer then? :devil: :devil:
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How come Tarzan did never have ah beard?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
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does it have ah receipe for reverse sweat rice ???
as a matter of fact there is: boil yuh draws and drink de water...no joke. ;)
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What is de name of the part of yuh face where your moustache meet in de middle?
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EHy Wha is the Answer for the Lee question...I slow like dat.
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if crawford win 1 gold and get de national stadium
if phelps was from T&T would we give him tobago?
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if crawford win 1 gold and get de national stadium
if phelps was from T&T would we give him tobago?
nah Beetham Estate
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Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
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why ah man cyar beat he chest while winning ah race?
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Because he eh yankee
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EHy Wha is the Answer for the Lee question...I slow like dat.
Is Lu .
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Water, sugar, corn syrup, starch, peach, apricot, salt, vinegar, guar gum, caramel colour, f,d & c yellow #6, f,d & c red #40, sulfite, 1/10th of 1% sodium benzoate added as preservative.
Why is there no duck in duck sauce? ???
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Will Trinidad and Tobago ever win ah World Cup?
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Now that Microsoft is so big, should they change their name to Macrosoft?
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why is it called a flea market? Does the market have fleas?
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if obama should win election,would they rename the whitehouse to da crib. :rotfl:
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If obama should win election,would they be having cookouts at d whitehouse?
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If obama should win election,would they be having cookouts at d whitehouse?
will he paint it black? :devil:
:-[ :-[
I know I know very bad
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Is de fastest part of yuh body ah toe?
damn...dat was a bad one
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>:(
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If you have a frog in the throat does it mean that, automatically, crapaud smoke yuh pipe ?
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What is this "fitbal" of which kiffy smooth speaks so abundantly?
A hybrid between football and aerobics?
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How did Bernie Mac name get involved in this subprime mortgage crisis?
hole orn......I think I misread the article :-[
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How did Bernie Mac name get involved in this subprime mortgage crisis?
hole orn......I think I misread the article :-[
nah,that is he brother freddie. ;)
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How did Bernie Mac name get involved in this subprime mortgage crisis?
hole orn......I think I misread the article :-[
nah,that is he brother freddie. ;)
or hor, is so? :D
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If the fat lady were to sing, which song would she sing?
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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who yuh voting for.
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ah wonder whey de toolbox reach.
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why my auntie have 104 unread messages on she cell phone???
why she telling me she phone shaking while it was only on vibrate???
stupesssssssssssssss
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ah wonder whey de toolbox reach.
could it really be on Morvant neighbour van?
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How do you eat a vegetable?
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could u spend a nite at a days inn?
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How do you eat a vegetable?
This is bad.
Answer : Take her out of the wheelchair
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How do you eat a vegetable?
This is bad.
Answer : Take her out of the wheelchair
pure nastiness :rotfl: imagine that eh wash proper atall.like lickin ah saltfish box :rotfl:
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Shakspeare dead so long, they should change his name to Shookspeare?
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how to make sorrel? ah serious,how to make sorrel.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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How Hi is a China man? ::)
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how to make sorrel? ah serious,how to make sorrel.
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how to make sorrel? ah serious,how to make sorrel.
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yuh laughin,xmas tomorrow and i eh get ah taste.lol.wuh sayin bredda,yuh was M.I.A. fuh ahwhile.
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is it advisable to take ah sleepin pill and ah laxative at de same time?
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A stitch in time saves nine what?
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A stitch in time saves nine what?
steups 9 other stitches
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if ah midget commits ah crime would they send him to de big house.
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Do all wounds require 10 stitches?
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Why did I stay away from dis section for soooo long? :rotfl: Ah dying here ;D
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could u rattle ah rattlesnake's cage.
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How long is a rope?
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Who came first, Adam or Eve? ::)
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Who came first, Adam or Eve? ::)
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adam because eve was his first. :)
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How yuh find ah blind man inna nudist camp ?
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How yuh find ah blind man inna nudist camp ?
He would be the one using his anatomical stick to find his way around?
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Is de President and his wife more freaky dan capo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c)
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How yuh find ah blind man inna nudist camp ?
He would be the one using his anatomical stick to find his way around?
It ent hard
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Is de President and his wife more freaky dan capo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c)
oh gaum
Capo....how we go treat you so.....
"NO BIG WUK FA YOU" said in a Soup Nazi voice :devil: :devil:
dem head hunters go read dat here ;D ;D
fisting ???....what ever do you mean Dutty :whistling: :whistling:
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Is de President and his wife more freaky dan capo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c)
oh gaum
Capo....how we go treat you so.....
"NO BIG WUK FA YOU" said in a Soup Nazi voice :devil: :devil:
dem head hunters go read dat here ;D ;D
fisting ???....what ever do you mean Dutty :whistling: :whistling:
they go kick me out de church now. ;)
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Is de President and his wife more freaky dan capo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZhUAmU-g_c)
oh gaum
Capo....how we go treat you so.....
"NO BIG WUK FA YOU" said in a Soup Nazi voice :devil: :devil:
dem head hunters go read dat here ;D ;D
fisting ???....what ever do you mean Dutty :whistling: :whistling:
they go kick me out de church now. ;)
you does STILL take Holy Communion :o
JK eh :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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is de panama hat from panama?
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Ah had to start over, too much kicks
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Why when your computer starts up it is say Master
Slave
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Why all my home clothes still good and all my Football teams shirts that I is wear just,once in a while have little tiny oil stains on it .
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Why all my home clothes still good and all my Football teams shirts that I is wear just,once in a while have little tiny oil stains on it .
stop using jerri curl
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You think am Ato oh what ? 8)
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You think am Ato oh what ? 8)
ato hair does be dripping oil?
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no more soul glo.
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Lets see
(http://www.atoboldon.com/newimages/zbold.jpg)
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how ato lookin stale drunk so.that is ah cartier suit?
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Lets see
(http://www.atoboldon.com/newimages/zbold.jpg)
man with oily hair does have oily shirt. dat white shirt ato wearing looking pristine!
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Is ah running joke TT between Dutty and Ato .
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How come a self professed Atheist .Have a Name Trinity Cross ,cant get more holy than that .
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Is ah running joke TT between Dutty and Ato .
I know that.......me eh find it funny
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Well is was between Rick James and Ato ,thought Ato wouldve tied een more ,on this board .Sorry next time ill try to be more funny.
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Well is was between Rick James and Ato ,thought Ato wouldve tied een more ,on this board .Sorry next time ill try to be more funny.
thank you, hard work is appreciated
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why doesn't JW realise that he was played by Panday? $55m given to the UNC/Panday between 2002 to 2009, Panday laughing all the way to de bank. :rotfl:
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What do batteries run on?
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What do batteries run on?
we know is not speed...how about acid?
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What do batteries run on?
we know is not speed...how about acid?
is ah druggie then
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What do batteries run on?
we know is not speed...how about acid?
is ah druggie then
why yuh want to know?
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What do batteries run on?
we know is not speed...how about acid?
is ah druggie then
why yuh want to know?
some friends of mine have weakness fuh them $5 crackheads.
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Radica, why yuh leave and go?
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could u use a face towel to dry your hands or a hand towel to dry your face.
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what do u call a male ladybug.
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When will the late night Seinfeld and Friends reruns finally end???
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When will the late night Seinfeld and Friends reruns finally end???
wuh yuh talkin bout,i does enjoy them shows. :)
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wuh yuh call ah chinee with aids.
v
v
soon gone die
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how this thread mash up so since capo start posting in it?
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how this thread mash up so since capo start posting in it?
is capo a destroyer?
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Ent the first indian to walk a tight rope was a fella name Balansingh?
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Ent the first indian to walk a tight rope was a fella name Balansingh?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
ah tink he was de cousin of the first man to sit dong by the Savanah ;D
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How it go look?
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Any body else getting tired of E Harmony commercials ?
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Any body else getting tired of E Harmony commercials ?
how yuh mean?
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Channa good for de wingahling?
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With the new Karate Kid movie, why did they call it that and spend the whole film emphasizing it's 'Kung Fu' not 'Karate'?
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Yuh want some sorrel?
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Yuh want some sorrel?
a wa?
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Yuh want some sorrel?
a wa?
ehh?
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Do mystery novel writers have a creative licence to kill?
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How come them politicans in trinbago so corrupted and the only one that went to jail was panday for a short moment ?
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Why dey does call it a TV set when is only one?
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Who here is totally partial?
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How come fit women cant do pull ups?
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Other than Black Friday..what are the other Fridays' colours and what's the cost on those days ?
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Did Adam and Eve have a belly button? ;D
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If a ram is a goat and a donkey is an ass
How come a ram up the ass is called a goose?
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If a ram is a goat and a donkey is an ass
How come a ram up the ass is called a goose?
canadians could answer that with they looney and dey two-ney
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Would anyone from Florida understand the point of this thread?
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Who is Jack Horner?
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Who is Jack Horner?
A trini living in New York
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Why is life like a PENIS????
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Why is life like a PENIS????
A penis is simple, relaxed just hanging there..................... until touched by a woman
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Why is life like a PENIS????
A penis is simple, relaxed just hanging there..................... until touched by a woman
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Why does Alfredo Street in Woodbrook have no parking signs telling you when you can't park and the street next to it,Luis Street, has no parking signs telling you when you CAN park?