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General => Jokes => Topic started by: AB.Trini on August 23, 2006, 07:12:15 PM

Title: The Loving husband
Post by: AB.Trini on August 23, 2006, 07:12:15 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.   
 
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."