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General => Jokes => Topic started by: Touches on October 12, 2005, 11:16:57 AM

Title: The Dangers of Water
Post by: Touches on October 12, 2005, 11:16:57 AM



WATER......
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.   However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.  It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, water has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you. 

WATER = SHIT, ALCOHOL = HEALTH. 

Free yourself of SHIT, drink ALCOHOL!!!

It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

Title: Re: The Dangers of Water
Post by: sprog on June 28, 2006, 01:44:16 PM
 :beermug: :chilling: :cheers: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Title: Re: The Dangers of Water
Post by: jose on July 13, 2006, 05:26:33 AM
 :beermug: ;D
Title: Re: The Dangers of Water
Post by: sprog on July 14, 2006, 02:05:41 PM
:beermug: ;D

jose i thought you dont drink
Title: Re: The Dangers of Water
Post by: d1onlysexysugar on July 20, 2006, 11:22:31 AM
 :cursing:
Title: Rum vs. Water
Post by: Rastaman on August 23, 2006, 07:50:45 PM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and
fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!!

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