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General => Jokes => Topic started by: dtool on June 11, 2015, 08:06:34 AM

Title: Old Age At Its Best
Post by: dtool on June 11, 2015, 08:06:34 AM
   

Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the birds and discuss world problems.
One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?

Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 95 years old, I was so proud that when I got to court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.
Title: Re: Old Age At Its Best
Post by: vb on June 12, 2015, 10:52:08 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old Age At Its Best
Post by: Sando prince on May 31, 2016, 07:06:51 PM

 :D