No fire-trucking way: Jack X looks for a way out latest scandalScene: International Rescue Committee headquarters in New York.
Phone rings. IRC Chairman George Rupp answers
George Rupp: “Hello. George Rupp speaking…”
Ex-Minister of National Security, ex-Minister of Work and Infrastructure, ex-UNC Chairman, ex-Chaguanas West MP, ex-FIFA Vice-President, ex-CONCACAF President, ex-Caribbean Football Union President, ex-Trinidad and Tobago Football Federation Special Advisor, ex-Local Organising Committee 2006 Chairman, current smart man Jack Warner: “Salaam alaikum, George. This is Jack X.”
Rupp: “Jack X? Are you a Muslim now? I thought you were a Hindu.”
Jack X: “Muslim? No. You didn’t hear how many positions I am an ex-holder of? I find it quicker to call myself an X-man now. I on my own beat like Wolverine. Haha.”
Rupp: “Okay. Well, whatever sits well with you, Jack.”
Jack X: “Exactly. I will be a Jehovah Witness if it keeps my seat.”
Rupp: “Jack, what is this about? Are you calling about the Haiti emergency relief funds you promised?”
Jack X: “Steups. You dropped me right in the mess over here and you asking me about Haiti and their alleged earthquake?! This is more serious than any alleged Haitians man. Cabinet is querying the bill you submitted for rescuing the fire truck.”
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