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Barcelona took a bold step to ensure their continued dominance by petitioning FIFA to rewrite the rules of football so that possession of the ball counts for more than goals scored. Following two important losses over a four day span to Chelsea and Real Madrid in which Barcelona dominated possession of the ball but still failed to score more goals than their opposition, they decided that now was the time to act.
"Football is obviously broken," said Barcelona midfielder, and defender of all that is right, Xavi. "When the team that just scores the most goals is ruled the winner over a team that holds the ball for the vast majority of the match only because the rules say so, something is very wrong. And it is time we correct that wrong. Because Cesc is suffering."

Xavi is not the only Barcelona player speaking out on this issue, though. After Barcelona's 1-0 loss to Chelsea in the first leg of their Champions League semifinal despite maintaing 79 percent of possession, Andres Iniesta labeled the match "unjust." A sentiment that teammate Sergio Busquests echoed after Barcelona lost a decisive match in the Spanish league title race to rivals Real Madrid by a score of 2-1 even though the Catalans kept 72 percent of possession.

"We hope that FIFA will finally take this matter seriously and take action," Xavi continued, standing on a table so he could be seen. "It is time for all other clubs to resume their poor imitation of our style of play and lose to us with dignity. After all, everyone knows that playing disciplined defense within the rules of the game and then using patience and precision to score on the counter attack is still cheating and equivalent to puppy murder. Actually, it's worse. Defending is worse than puppy murder."

When reached for comment on Barcelona's petition, a FIFA spokesman said they are taking these concerns quite seriously and the public should be far more interested in this than anything to do with corruption.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/future-news-barcelona-petition-fifa-declare-possession-more-225601843.html

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Football / Warrior Nation Flag
« on: June 05, 2008, 12:47:09 PM »
I see in the sports magazine today from the Trinidad express, they have the WN Flag in it. However a caption with the flag saying that the Powder Possee unveil they giant flag for the game.

I get real mad when i see that  >:(. No kinda questions asked ... just assume that the flag is the Powder Possee own. That is some real shit. Have to fix that.

 :beermug:

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Jokes / Rape
« on: May 07, 2008, 08:54:16 PM »
Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the cheque bounced.'



 :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jokes / Wrong email address
« on: May 07, 2008, 08:51:59 PM »
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida
on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally
left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his
error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and
fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!


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Jokes / The Pregnant Lady
« on: March 10, 2007, 05:33:30 PM »
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
>A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
>opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another
>seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  The
>man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burst out
>laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
>The case came up in court.
>
>The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
>himself.
>
>The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got
>on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat down
>under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I
>grinned.  Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's
>Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed

>herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
>Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.  But, Your Honor, when She
>moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber
>could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
>
>"CASE DISMISSED!!"
>

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Football / Essien Stunner Saves Blues -
« on: December 10, 2006, 01:22:38 PM »
Michael Essien's stunning late goal earned Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Arsenal at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.

Mathieu Flamini's goal threatened to end Chelsea's 51-match unbeaten run at home, but The Blues fought back to earn a draw in a thrilling London derby.

Chelsea twice hit the woodwork in the closing stages as Arsenal held on to secure a hard-fought point.

The result will have pleased Manchester United the most as it leaves them eight points clear of Chelsea in the race for the title.

Ashley Cole was roundly booed by the Arsenal fans with his every touch and his first real involvement in the game was when he was bundled over by Alexander Hleb in the opening minutes.

Arsenal began in confident fashion spraying the ball across the pitch, but all too often their moves broke down in the final third.

It took 15 minutes until any goalkeeper was called into the action when Jens Lehmann comfortably collected Andrei Shevchenko's curling shot from the edge of the box.

Michael Ballack had his international team-mate Lehmann scrambling across his goal two minutes later with a fierce shot from fully 30 yards which flashed just wide of the far post.

Chelsea almost broke the deadlock on 18 minutes when Arsenal's defence failed to deal with a throw-in towards the box and the ball fell to Lampard who saw his left-foot shot come back off the post and his follow up effort was easily saved by Lehmann.

Robin van Persie went close on 22 minutes when he dragged his shot from the edge of the box just wide of the target.

A minute later Cole was booked for chopping down Hleb much to the delight of the visiting Arsenal fans.

Van Persie looked Arsenal's most dangerous player and he tried his luck from long-range on the half hour but his shot curled straight into the arms of Hilario.

Chelsea fashioned another good opening on 34 minutes when Phillipe Senderos blocked Drogba's shot and the ball dropped to Essien who under pressure from Gilberto Silva toe-poked his effort wide of the target.

Lehmann had a lucky escape seven minutes before the break when he flapped at Lampard's corner and the ball dropped to Essien who saw his shot kicked off the line by Cesc Fabregas.

There was no love lost between both sides and tempers threatened to boil over when Lampard and Emmanuel Eboue squared up to each other just before half-time.

Arsenal came out for the second half in a positive manner and Emmanuel Adebayor created an opening for himself two minutes after the restart when he turned Ricardo Carvalho and poked his shot just wide of the target.

A minute later Adebayor skipped past John Terry down the right and crossed the ball for van Persie who got above Geremi only to head his effort over the top.

Drogba had a half chance for Chelsea on 50 minutes when he got on the end of Lampard's free-kick, but he could not direct his effort on target.

Adebayor was causing the Chelsea defence problems with his running and he created an opening for Fabregas on 61 minutes when he burst past a couple of challenges and teed up the Spaniard on the edge of the box but he fired his shot straight down the throat of Hilario.

Chelsea had claims for a penalty turned down on 63 minutes when Drogba went down in the box under a challenge from Senderos.

Drogba's fall infuriated Lehmann who needlessly pushed Drogba with the striker theatrically falling to the floor and when the Ivorian got back up he barged the German to the ground with both players being booked for their theatrics.

Jose Mourinho threw on Arjen Robben and Shaun Wright-Phillips midway through the second half as he went in search of a goal and the speedy pair added more attacking threat to the Chelsea line-up.

Robben almost made the breakthrough on 71 minutes when Senderos carelessly gave the ball away to the Dutchman who burst past Eboue and fired in a shot which Lehmann kept out.

The ball dropped to Drogba right in front of goal, but Gilberto got back to brilliantly clear the ball from the Ivory Coast ace with Lampard seeing his follow-up shot smothered by Lehmann.

Robben was looking dangerous every time he got on the ball and he created a chance for Drogba on 73 minutes, but the striker curled his shot wide of the target.

Arsenal broke the deadlock 12 minutes from time when Flamini worked a one-two with Hleb on the edge of the box and he fired in a shot which Hilario got hands on but could not keep out.

The goal stung Chelsea into action and Claude Makelele sent Drogba clear on goal on 81 minutes, but with Lehmann bearing down on him the African stabbed his shot wide of the target.

A minute later Drogba wasted another great opening when he headed Robben's cross over the crossbar from 12 yards out.

Chelsea drew level six minutes from time with a stunning strike from Essien.

There looked very little on when Lampard teed up Essien from fully 30 yards out, but the Ghana midfielder thumped his thunderbolt of a shot into the top corner to bring the home crowd to their feet.

Arsenal really should have restored their lead a minute later when the ball dropped invitingly to Hleb inside the box, but the midfielder wastefully blazed his left-footed shot wildly over the top.

Chelsea should have won it in the closing stages when Essien somehow managed to hit the crossbar from right in front of goal.

There was still time for Chelsea to win it in the dying seconds when Lehmann spilled a shot and Lampard latched onto the rebound and fired in a shot which was diverted onto the post by Flamini as Arsenal held on for a point.


Chelsea v Arsenal player ratings

Chelsea Team Statistics Arsenal
1 Goals 1
0 1st Half Goals 0
9 Shots on Target 3
11 Shots off Target 9
6 Blocked Shots 1
4 Corners 5
19 Fouls 17
4 Offsides 1
2 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
77.3 Passing Success 70.1
25 Tackles 25
72 Tackles Success 72
54 Possession 46
45.1 Territorial Advantage 54.9


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Jokes / DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT
« on: November 27, 2006, 02:21:41 PM »
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.  Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."
 "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.  But whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
 "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

 When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
bulldog he has ever seen.  But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman   go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the  whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.  Finally
the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"


 :beermug:

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Football / Sheva wants Return
« on: November 12, 2006, 07:44:06 AM »
Milan president Silvio Berlusconi says Chelsea striker Andrei Shevchenko would like to return to the Rossoneri.

The Ukraine international, who made a big money move to Stamford Bridge back in the summer, has so far struggled to adapt to life in English football.

Despite finding the scoresheet against Aston Villa and Watford this past week, the 30-year-old has only struck five goals in 15 appearances for The Blues.

Having failed to reach the heights that many were expecting to see from the goalscorer, Berlusconi claims the former Dynamo Kiev hit-man told him he would fancy a return to the Serie A giants.

"I've heard from him recently," Berlusconi told Sky Italia. "He called me and it gave me a big pleasure.

"I was with many other people and they all clapped him and naturally a chorus started - 'Sheva, return with us'.

"He answered that he would like it a lot."



www.skysports.com



 :beermug:

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Cricket Anyone / Umpire Hair banned by the ICC
« on: November 04, 2006, 07:48:23 AM »
www.skysports.com

Controversial Australian umpire Darrell Hair will not officiate at international level again, the International Cricket Council has confirmed.

Hair's contract as an elite umpire runs until March 2008 - however, following an executive board meeting of member countries, the ICC has taken the decision to ban him for the remainder of that deal.

The ICC had been asked to investigate Hair's role in the forfeited fourth Test between England and Pakistan at the Oval.

Hair, along with fellow umpire Billy Doctrove, had penalised Pakistan five runs amid suspicions of ball-tampering.

So angered were Pakistan at the accusations that they refused to retake the field at the allotted time - forcing the match to be abandoned.

But following an ICC disciplinary inquiry into the role of Pakistan captain Inzamam-ul-Haq - who had been charged with bringing the game into disrepute and ball-tampering - no evidence was found to back up the claim. However, Inzamam was found guilty on the disrepute charge.

Hair then added to the controversy by offering to resign from the elite panel if he received a one-off payment of $500,000.

The Pakistan Cricket Board had officially complained to the ICC with the matter discussed at length during the two-day executive meeting in Mumbai.

And it was at this meeting that the ICC voted to ban Hair - claiming a "loss of confidence" in the Australian.

Percy Sonn, the ICC president, said: "The board has discussed the matter with great sincerity. They have come to the conclusion that they have lost confidence in Mr Hair.

"He will not be appointed to officiate at any further international games."

ICC chief executive Malcolm Speed added: "I'd hoped we could have a found a way for Darrell, but the ICC executive board didn't wish to appoint him in international matches.

"I spoke to him yesterday and he was disappointed.

"The ICC has a number of lawyers and we are in contact with them, and we have will have more discussions with Hair after a few days.

"David Richardson (ICC general manager) and myself will speak to Darrell in the next couple of days when he's had a chance to consider what this means to him."

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Jokes / Fluctuations
« on: October 15, 2006, 03:58:37 PM »
I was at Foreign Exchange Bureau the other day and there was an Asian
guy in front of me.

He was a little agitated and was asking the teller, "Why it change?
Yesterday I get two hunda dolla fo yen. Today I get hunda eighty. Why it
change?"

The teller said, "Fluctuations."



The Asian guy replied, "Fluc you white peoples too !"


 :rotfl:

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Football / Extra Time
« on: September 06, 2006, 09:00:12 AM »
Watching the game between Colorado Rapids and Real Salt Lake with 7 mins added on time given by the referee. This is the first time i've even seen so mch time added on for any match .... Is that a record or has there been games with more added on time?

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Who will be seeded at South Africa 2010



    There is still plenty of time to look back at Germany 2006 but why not also have a quick look ahead?

    The Final Draw for South Africa 2010 is less than three and a half years away and before you know it, you'll be settling down to watch it. The wrangling over how many slots each confederation gets will begin soon and, by September of next year, World Cup qualifiers will be underway.

    Unless some unlikely radical changes are made to the competition's organisation, the Final Draw will take place in November or December 2009 and the eight groups that are drawn that evening will each have a seeded team.

    When I completed this exercise four years ago, I produced a set of likely seeds for the 2006 World Cup. The likely seeds still had to qualify for the tournament (except host nation Germany) and I also warned that the whole exercise might be useless because FIFA could decide to change its system for determining who the seeded teams would be.

    Ultimately the top eight teams from the table I made in 2002 all qualified for Germany 2006 and all were seeded (so I have good form on this question). There was a small adjustment made to the formula - instead of including results from the last 3 World Cups in the calculations (which was done for Korea/Japan 2002), only the last 2 were used. This was a good change as results that are 12 years old tell you nothing about a team's current strength. (I would go even further and only use results from the most recent tournament.)

    As I proceed, I will again explain a few things that those of you that have previously followed my columns on this subject would know. If you understand the whole process and you don't want to read the words, you can always just look at the tables.

    The points system that determines the eight teams that are seeded at the head of a group at the finals is based on FIFA's World Rankings (worth 50%) as well as performances at previous World Cups (also 50%).

    Let's start with the 50% earned from previous World Cups because (unless the system is changed again) this is already known. The 2006 World Cup should be worth two thirds of the previous World Cup points with 2002 worth one third.

    The points are (almost) the reverse of each team's finishing position. The World Cup winner receives 32 points, the runner-up gets 31, third place gets 30, etc. Teams are also classified as finishing 5th, 6th, etc if they were quarter-finalists and 9th, 10th, 11th, etc if they were eliminated in the Round of 16. This is done by using a team's overall performance.

[This website has already produced a table with the 2006 classification and you should note that matches decided by penalty shootouts are classified as draws. This is why France, Argentina, England and Switzerland all have zeros in the Loss column.]

    The team that finishes 16th has the worst record of all the teams that reached the second round (this year it was Australia) and it receives 17 points. But there is a change when we get to the 16 teams that missed the knockout phase. Rather than count from 16 points (for 17th) down to 1 (for 32nd), the teams that finished between 17th and 24th (inclusive) each receive 9 points and those that were below 24th get 8 points. There are no points for failing to qualify for the World Cup finals.

    To achieve the correct weighting for previous World Cups, the points for the most recent tournament (2006) are multiplied by 2 and the points from 2002 are not multiplied at all. The overall total is then divided by 3.

    Spain, for example, finished 5th in 2002 and 9th in 2006. So the Spaniards receive 28 points for 2002 and 48 points for 2006 (24 x 2). Add the points together and you get 76. Divide that by 3 and you get 25.33. That 25.33 will be 50% of their points in the FIFA spreadsheet for deciding seeds. The other 50% will come from rankings (which we'll come back to).

    The following table shows each nation that has qualified for either or both of the last two World Cup finals and how many previous World Cup points those teams have.



          2002           2006               
      C Pts Pts x1   C Pts Pts x2 TOT    Avg
GER   2  31  31      3  30  60     91  30.33
BRA   1  32  32      5  28  56     88  29.33
ITA  15  18  18      1  32  64     82  27.33
ENG   6  27  27      7  26  52     79  26.33
SPA   5  28  28      9  24  48     76  25.33
FRA  28   8   8      2  31  62     70  23.33
POR  21   9   9      4  29  58     67  22.33
ARG  18   9   9      6  27  54     63  21.00
MEX  11  22  22     15  18  36     58  19.33
SWE  13  20  20     14  19  38     58  19.33
ECU  24   9   9     12  21  42     51  17.00
UKR   0   0   0      8  25  50     50  16.67
KOR   4  29  29     17   9  18     47  15.67
SWI   0   0   0     10  23  46     46  15.33
NED   0   0   0     11  22  44     44  14.67
USA   8  25  25     25   8  16     41  13.67
GHA   0   0   0     13  20  40     40  13.33
JPN   9  24  24     28   8  16     40  13.33
PAR  16  17  17     18   9  18     35  11.67
AUS   0   0   0     16  17  34     34  11.33
TUR   3  30  30      0   0   0     30  10.00
CRO  23   9   9     22   9  18     27   9.00
POL  25   8   8     21   9  18     26   8.67
SEN   7  26  26      0   0   0     26   8.67
TUN  29   8   8     24   9  18     26   8.67
CRC  19   9   9     31   8  16     25   8.33
KSA  32   8   8     28   8  16     24   8.00
DEN  10  23  23      0   0   0     23   7.67
IRE  12  21  21      0   0   0     21   7.00
BEL  14  19  19      0   0   0     19   6.33
ANG   0   0   0     23   9  18     18   6.00
CIV   0   0   0     19   9  18     18   6.00
CZE   0   0   0     20   9  18     18   6.00
IRN   0   0   0     25   8  16     16   5.33
SCG   0   0   0     32   8  16     16   5.33
TOG   0   0   0     30   8  16     16   5.33
TRI   0   0   0     27   8  16     16   5.33
CMR  20   9   9      0   0   0      9   3.00
RUS  22   9   9      0   0   0      9   3.00
RSA  17   9   9      0   0   0      9   3.00
CHN  31   8   8      0   0   0      8   2.67
NGR  27   8   8      0   0   0      8   2.67
SLV  30   8   8      0   0   0      8   2.67
URU  26   8   8      0   0   0      8   2.67

NB: C = Classification, Pts = Points and the x 1, and x 2 show the weighting that each World Cup receives. A classification of 0 means that the team did not qualify for the finals in that edition. TOT is the total number of points from the two previous World Cups. Avg is the score after the total has been divided by 3.

    The top six teams in this table were seeded for 2006. The other two seeds were Argentina (8th) and Mexico (=9th).

    Let's move on to FIFA's World Rankings. For Germany 2006, the relevant rankings were December 2003, December 2004 and November 2005. Each year's rankings were given an equal weighting and, for each year, the highest ranked team received 32 points while the lowest ranked received 1.

    I'll use the French as our example this time. They were ranked 2 in 2003 and 2004, and 5 in 2005. So they received 31 points for both 2003 and 2004, and 28 points for 2005. The average of that is 30.00 and that was then added to France's previous World Cups score.

    The 32 teams that qualify are never going to be the 32 highest ranked teams. So, for seeding purposes, FIFA re-ranks the teams that qualify for the finals from 1 to 32. That means that if a team was ranked 8th in a particular year, it would only get 25 points if all higher ranked teams qualified. If the teams ranked 6th and 7th didn't make it, the 8th ranked team would, instead, receive 27 points. That re-ranking procedure will be shown in the following table.

    FIFA has revised its rankings and, last week, its post World Cup rankings were released. One of the changes made to the calculations is that only results from the last four years are used. (Until now, results from the last eight years have been used to rank teams.)

    This is a sensible move and it also means that if a team's results over the next four years are similar to its results from the last four years, its FIFA ranking should be similar as well.

    As the table that determines seeds needs 32 teams, I've selected a group of 32 from the previous World Cups table to look at what may happen in November/December 2009. I've used the top 14 UEFA teams, the top 4 CONMEBOL teams, the top 4 CONCACAF teams and the top 5 AFC teams. I am counting Australia as an AFC team.

    In Africa's case, we have an automatic qualifier - South Africa - so I've selected the top 4 CAF teams plus the host nation. For Africa's last spot, I had to decide between Angola and Côte d'Ivoire because both have 6.00 previous World Cup points. Côte d'Ivoire is the logical choice because its 2006 classification is higher and it also has a better FIFA ranking than Angola.

    The next table has the 32 selected teams and shows what the points from world rankings would be if the current rankings remain unchanged throughout the next three and a half years. (They will change but there will be few earthquakes. Brazil won't suddenly drop to 20 and Saudi Arabia won't make an incredible rise to 10.)



                  WR ER    Pts
Brazil             1  1  32.00
Italy              2  2  31.00
Argentina          3  3  30.00
France             4  4  29.00
England            5  5  28.00
Netherlands        6  6  27.00
Spain              7  7  26.00
Portugal           8  8  25.00
Germany            9  9  24.00
Switzerland       13 10  23.00
Ukraine           15 11  22.00
USA               16 12  21.00
Denmark           17 13  20.00
Mexico            18 14  19.00
Paraguay          19 15  18.00
Côte d'Ivoire     20 16  17.00
Sweden            22 17  16.00
Croatia           23 18  15.00
Ghana             25 19  14.00
Turkey            27 20  13.00
Ecuador           28 21  12.00
Poland            30 22  11.00
Tunisia           31 23  10.00
Australia         33 24   9.00
Senegal           35 25   8.00
Costa Rica        45 26   7.00
Iran              47 27   6.00
Japan             49 28   5.00
South Korea       56 29   4.00
Trinidad & Tobago 64 30   3.00
South Africa      72 31   2.00
Saudi Arabia      81 32   1.00

NB: WR = Current FIFA World Ranking and ER = Effective Ranking for the purposes of this table.

    You might be thinking that I'm being a bit cheeky by selecting this clutch of teams as all (except South Africa) need to qualify for the tournament and the allocation of slots to confederations may also change.

    But substituting teams usually makes little difference. When I completed this exercise four years ago, 12 of the 32 selected teams eventually failed to make it to Germany. Removing them from the table and adding 12 different teams did not change the 8 likely seeds.

    Also, if a likely seed fails to qualify, its place will almost certainly fall to the next team in line. This happened in Korea/Japan. The Dutch would have been seeded if they qualified for that tournament (after being semi-finalists in 1998 and quarter-finalists in 1994) but their absence benefited Spain - which would not have been seeded if the Netherlands qualified.

    Now let's finally look at the table which adds the points from previous World Cups and the points from FIFA World Rankings together.



                   PWC    RP    TOT
* Brazil          29.33 32.00 61.33
* Italy           27.33 31.00 58.33
* England         26.33 28.00 54.33
* Germany         30.33 24.00 54.33
* France          23.33 29.00 52.33
* Spain           25.33 26.00 51.33
* Argentina       21.00 30.00 51.00
  Portugal        22.33 25.00 47.33
  Netherlands     14.67 27.00 41.67
  Ukraine         16.67 22.00 38.67
  Mexico          19.33 19.00 38.33
  Switzerland     15.33 23.00 38.33
  Sweden          19.33 16.00 35.33
  USA             13.67 21.00 34.67
  Paraguay        11.67 18.00 29.67
  Ecuador         17.00 12.00 29.00
  Denmark          7.67 20.00 27.67
  Ghana           13.33 14.00 27.33
  Croatia          9.00 15.00 24.00
  Cote d'Ivoire    6.00 17.00 23.00
  Turkey          10.00 13.00 23.00
  Australia       11.33  9.00 20.33
  Poland           8.67 11.00 19.67
  South Korea     15.67  4.00 19.67
  Tunisia          8.67 10.00 18.67
  Japan           13.33  5.00 18.33
  Senegal          8.67  8.00 16.67
  Costa Rica       8.33  7.00 15.33
  Iran             5.33  6.00 11.33
  Saudi Arabia     8.00  1.00  9.00
  Trinidad & Tob.  5.33  3.00  8.33
* South Africa     3.00  2.00  5.00

NB: PWC = Points from Previous World Cups and RP = Points from FIFA World Rankings. TOT is now the total score for the purpose of deciding seeds.

    The teams that are likely to be seeded for 2010 have an asterisk (*) in front of their names and you might have noticed that there is a curve ball this time - South Africa will be seeded as host nation and that means that at least one of the 2006 seeds will miss out. We didn't have this problem in the recently completed World Cup because the host nation would have been seeded using normal criteria.

    If only one of the 2006 seeds misses out, it's going to be Mexico. There are two reasons why the Mexicans have plummeted: their World Ranking has dropped because FIFA's new rankings system has punished CONCACAF's poor World Cup showing; and even though they reached the round of 16 for the fourth consecutive time, their overall record was only good enough to classify them in 15th place. (They'd still be out of the top 7 if they'd been classified 9th - the highest possible position available to a round of 16 loser - but they'd be a lot closer.)

    With Mexico's fall, the only real threat to the likely seeds is Portugal. The most vulnerable team in the top 7 is Argentina and Portugal has more points from previous World Cups. If Portugal's ranking lifted two places and Argentina's dropped two (from December next year until November 2009), Portugal would displace the Argentines.

[If that happens, I suspect that CONMEBOL will pressure FIFA to retain two South American seeds - and that FIFA will oblige. But that probably isn't worth worrying about now.]

    Spain and France are also a little vulnerable but they're less reliant on high rankings - so I expect that they'll be fine. Note that the Spaniards survived in the top bracket despite missing the quarter-finals. Their perfect record in the group phase helped their classification (9th) and they are also bolstered by a quarter-final appearance four years ago.

    After Portugal, the rest of the pack is miles away. The Dutch are next and their low previous World Cups score is costly. To have any chance of being one of the seeds, the Netherlands would need to keep a high ranking throughout the next four years and hope that two of the eight teams ahead of them fail in their qualifiers.

    But if Brazil, Italy, England, Germany, France, Spain and Argentina all succeed in their World Cup qualifiers, expect those teams to join South Africa in the Final Draw's privileged octet.



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Football / World Cup 2006 - Statistics (Part 1) - Peter Goldstein
« on: July 15, 2006, 01:07:57 PM »
World Cup 2006 - Statistics (Part 1)


    If, like any intelligent person, you've just watched 5910 minutes of World Cup action, you need a break. Actually, you don't need a break, you need 5910 minutes more. Unfortunately, we're unlikely to get them before 2010--but that's OK, because we can spend the next four years looking at statistics. This is the first of two articles with assorted stats on Germany 2006; the second will come along in a couple of days. As was the case four years ago, I have the help of the equally hopelessly stat-obsessed Joe Thomas of the USA. Joe lived in Pennsylvania for a while, then moved to Southern California; I lived in Southern California, then moved to Pennsylvania. Must be something in the water.

    We start with the most obvious stat, total goals. There were 147 this time, for a meager 2.30 per game, second-lowest ever, ahead only of 1990's 2.21. (FIFA's official site says the 2006 total is 2.29 goals per game, not 2.30. The actual total is 2.296875. Don't people round up anymore?) That 2.30 is a serious second-lowest, by the way; before 2006, the previous second-lowest was in 2002, all the way up at 2.52.

    The low goal total is only part of the story, however. Let's look at a fascinating stat which we've mentioned several times before, goals in the group stage vs. goals in the knockout rounds. Here's the current version (as before, leaving out the second group stages, which appeared only in 1974-1982):



          GS      KO 
1958     3.5     3.82
1962     2.71    3.0 
1966     2.42    3.875
1970     2.54    4.25
1974     2.625   2.0 
1978     2.5     3.5 
1982     2.78    4.25
1986     2.38    3.0 
1990     2.28    2.06
1994     2.58    3.0 
1998     2.625   2.75
2002     2.71    1.94
2006     2.44    1.875


    The relationship between the two columns has completely reversed in recent years. With the exception of 1990 (and 1974, where with only two knockout games the sample was too small), knockout goals always exceeded group stage goals, and by a significant margin. Through 1998, knockout goals per game were overall almost .5 greater. But in the past two tournaments, knockout goals have fallen through the floor, and are now substantially lower than group stage goals, even lower than they used to be higher. What's happened?

    The short answer: I don't know. It seems obvious to say that teams play more conservatively in the knockout rounds, with so much at stake. Also, there are no minnows in the knockouts, therefore fewer high scores, and the better teams tend to be better defenders anyway. Makes sense. But then what the heck was going on from 1958 through 1994? All those things were true then as well. The new trend may have started in 1998 (perhaps in 1990, if you count 1994 as an anomaly), when knockout goals were just above group stage goals. Has the expansion from 24 to 32 teams made a difference? It's hard to see how that would matter.

    Perhaps football has entered into a new defensive era, which shows up most prominently among the better teams, in the knockouts. But all relevant statistics show that 1962 was a watershed for defensive football as well, and we don't see the same effect. Again, I just don't know. Please send in any suggestions you have.

    To get a further feel for the low scores in 2006 (and not just in the knockouts), let's look at the "scoreless outings" stat. A scoreless outing occurs when a team goes out on the field and fails to score. For example, in a 1-1 game, there are no scoreless outings; in a 1-0 game, there's one; in a 0-0 game, there are two. The 2006 World Cup had a record percentage of scoreless outings, 48 in 64 games (thus 128 opportunities), 37.5%. That's just above the previous record, 36.8%, from 1974. This year's tournament also set the record for the percentage of scoreless outings in the knockouts, 13 in 16 games (32 opportunities), 40.6%, ahead of 2002, with 37.5%. The 15 goals in the round of 16 were an all-time low.

    Since goal-scoring news is pretty grim, let's temporarily console ourselves with the Old Reliable, the third-place match. We hear all the time that it's meaningless, but drop it from the schedule and goal totals would be too horrific to contemplate. For the 8th straight time, the consolation match produced 3 or more goals. Perhaps the solution is to brainwash the players so they think every match is the third-place match.

    As if low goal totals weren't bad enough, Germany 2006 set a 24-year record for goals from set pieces. If we subtract penalty goals from total goals, giving us a non-penalty goal total, then look at the number of goals from set pieces, we get this:



          SP/NPG      %
1982      27/138  19.6%
1986      19/120  15.8%
1990      23/100  23.0%
1994      23/126  18.3%
1998      32/154  20.8%
2002      28/148  18.9%
2006      41/134  30.6%


    This is easily the highest percentage of set-piece goals since 1982 (I don't have figures for before then, since I don't have tapes with all the goals). Although there were only 6 goals directly from free kicks (vs. 9 in 2002), there were 14 corner kick goals, tied for the highest corners/game ever. There were a remarkable 17 goals that resulted from free kicks, but were not scored directly by the kicker himself, both the highest raw number and the highest percentage per game. There were even 4 goals from throw-ins, an all-time high, with Ecuador becoming the first team ever to score that way twice.

    Now let's look at penalties. PK's continue to be whistled at a relatively constant rate, 18 in 1998, 18 in 2002, 17 in 2006. The 2006 number could have been significantly higher; for some reason the refs seemed reluctant to call penalties until well after the tournament began. Three penalties were missed this time (Gyan, Bravo, and Larsson), vs. zero in 2002 and one in 2006; only one was saved (Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi from Dario Srna), vs. five in 2002 and zero in 1998. Penalties were 8.84% of total goals, up from 8.07% last time, but still the second-lowest since 1982. (The all-time record is 11.65% in 1978.)

    On to headers. Last time we posted a table showing the percentage of non-penalty goals scored with the head: here's the latest version. Note the the two jumps in 1962 and 1990:



            H/NPG        %
1930        6/ 69     8.6%
1934        4/ 69     5.8%
1938        7/ 81     8.6%
1950        6/ 85     7.1%
1954       16/143    11.2%
1958        6/119     5.0%
1962       13/ 81    16.0%
1966       13/ 81    16.0%
1970       12/ 90    13.3%
1974       15/ 91    16.5%
1978       12/ 91    13.2%
1982       21/138    15.2%
1986       19/120    15.8%
1990       28/100    28.0%
1994       21/126    16.7%
1998       31/154    20.1%
2002       33/148    22.3%
2006       27/134    20.1%


    After the 1962 jump, the numbers are always higher than pre-1962; after the 1990 jump, the numbers are always higher than pre-1990. This year fits the pattern perfectly.

    From goals to times of goals. Joe Thomas has prepared a table showing the distribution of goals by 5-minute groups:



         Total  First goal
 1- 5        9           9
 6-10       11          10
11-15        3           1
16-20        6           2
21-25       11          10
26-30        7           4
31-35        6           4
36-40        9           2
41-45+       8           1
46-50        5           2
51-55        4           1
56-60        9           4
61-65        4           1
66-70        4           1
71-75        4           0
76-80       11           0
81-85       14           1
86-90+      19           3
Extra time   3           1


    The extraordinary detail here is the huge numbers of goals in the first 10 minutes. In fully 19 out of 64 games, 29.7%, the first goal was scored in that time. Since the modern group stage began, that's easily the record, well above the 23.5% in 1958. What makes it even more amazing, of course, is that overall goal totals for 2006 were so low. It comes as no surprise, then, that 2006 has a record 13.6% of its goals coming in the first 10 minutes.

    Another interesting point from Joe is the vast difference between the goals scored from minutes 30-75 and those from 76-90+. If the teams scored at the 75-90+ rate throughout (extra time not counting), total goals per game would be 4.125. If they scored at the 30-75 rate, it would be only 1.66.

    So what does this mean for the games themselves? Four years ago we looked at an indicator for whether a game was competitive and interesting. Under Joe's formula, such a game had the following two features:

1) there was an equalizing goal scored at some point during the game;

2) the game did not end up 1-1.

    My version of the stat included only number 1), reasoning that any equalizer should be enough to fill the bill. Let's look now at the percentages of such games over time, measured by both versions:



          Joe       Peter
1930     16.7%      16.7%
1934     52.9%      58.8%
1938     55.6%      66.7%
1950     36.4%      36.4%
1954     34.6%      38.4%
1958     45.7%      54.3%
1962     37.5%      37.5%
1966     34.4%      40.6%
1970     31.3%      37.5%
1974     15.8%      28.9%
1978     36.8%      42.1%
1982     19.2%      36.9%
1986     13.5%      30.7%
1990     13.5%      26.9%
1994     28.8%      38.5%
1998     32.8%      45.3%
2002     25.0%      40.6%
2006     20.3%      28.1%


    There's a real dry patch in there, from 1974-1990, with the exception of 1978. After 1994 things began to look up, but as you can see, 2006 is the poorest year in a while. On the other hand, under Joe's criteria (although not mine), 2006 is still better than all those dry spell years. Under my criteria, it's the second worst after 1930. There were, however, 8 games in which the winner came from behind (wins on PK's not included). Considering the low goal totals, that's not bad at all. In 2002, there were 9, but in 1998, only 6.

    This is just a start: there's no such thing as enough stats. Part 2 will be along in a few days. To keep you going, here are a few oddities:


Côte D'Ivoire became the first team to allow two goals in the first half of all three group games.

Against Serbia & Montenegro, Argentina became the first team to have all three substitutes score.

Italy's 2:0 win over Germany in the semifinals was the first ever 2:0 extra-time victory.

England's first goal against Trinidad & Tobago, in the 83rd minute, was the latest first goal ever for a 2:0 winner in regulation time.
Australia's first goal against Japan, in the 84th minute, was the latest first goal ever for a come-from-behind winner in regulation time.

England-Paraguay was the first 1:0 game decided by an own goal; the 3rd minute goal was the earliest ever in a 1:0 game.


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Football / The World Cup Awards 2006 - Mike Gibbons
« on: July 15, 2006, 01:01:13 PM »
The World Cup Awards 2006

Now that the dust has settled and the competition is over, it’s time to reflect on the 2006 World Cup. It wasn’t a great year for the dear old tournament, low on goals and later on low on excitement, with no discernable improvement from the poor showing in the Far East four years ago. Despite the current malaise the tournament finds itself in there were several notable moments, whether they will be remembered in forty years time is debatable but they are worth rewarding now. So here I present to you the highs and lows of Germany 2006, my own unofficial (obviously, I can’t think I’ll have the unequivocal backing of FIFA for this) awards ceremony. They are not the Oscars by any means so no Billy Crystal/Jack Nicholson banter but at least you can be assured these weren’t rigged. Here goes…



TEAMS


Best Team – Argentina. I know Italy won, and Germany knocked them out, but no team captured the imagination in this World Cup quite like Argentina. They advanced upon the quarter-finals amidst a blizzard of brilliant goals before over-confidence and strange substitutions undid them against the hosts. Put on the best team display by a country mile in their seminal 6-0 thrashing of Serbia and Montenegro.

Worst Team – Either Poland or Paraguay, they may share this dishonour. Statistically there were worse teams and they did both win their final games but they had already been eliminated by that point. Their lack of ambition from the outset, when millions watching around the world would sell their souls on e-bay to play in the World Cup, was horrific. Flip a coin for who was the worst, we could make them play-off for it but who would watch that game? If it was on in my back garden I would close the curtains.

Unluckiest Team – The Ivory Coast. Drawing the toughest group imaginable they could have written this tournament off as a learning curve but they frightened the life out of Holland and Argentina, losing each game 1-2, before overturning a two goal deficit to beat Serbia and Montenegro in their final game.

Most Disappointing Team – Without question this goes to Brazil. The most ludicrously hyped team prior to the tournament played poorly throughout, their superstar players shown up as ancient full-backs and fat forwards before surrendering their title in their timid collapse against France.

The Uruguay 86 Award for Most Cynical Team – Portugal. With two reds and twenty-four yellows it couldn’t be anyone else. Holland were as culpable in that free-for-all in Nuremburg but Portugal sealed their claim to this title by further disgracing themselves with more diving, fouling and rolling against England and France.



BEST GAMES


1st place – Germany 0 Italy 2. A technically fascinating game in normal time opened up in the extra-period as both teams went for broke. The dramatic conclusion provided by goals from Grosso and Del Piero is one of the most memorable moments from the whole tournament.

2nd Place – Ghana 2 Czech Republic 0. Like a schoolyard game with no midfield and just attackers and defenders at either end, this pulsating game revived Ghana and Africa’s World Cup and was notable for a logic-defying performance from Petr Cech.

3rd Place – Australia 2 Croatia 2. As we will see later the referee made the headlines but this decider to qualify for the last 16 had much more besides, with Harry Kewell’s late, very offside goal putting Australia through.



REFEREES


Best Referee – Benito Archundia for his handling of the Germany-Italy semi-final. Can we clone people yet?

Worst Referee – Graham Poll for his comical handling of the Australia-Croatia game. Booking a player three times and missing two clear penalties? All in an inept days work for our Graham.

Most Sadistic Referee – Carlos Simon of Brazil. I assume Teddy Lucic felt bad enough when committing his second bookable offence with his Swedish team two goals down to Germany in the first half. When Simon brandished the red card with a grin as wide as the Rhine that was rubbing it in just a little too much. Why not whip him across the back with a cat o’ nine tails as he leaves the pitch for good measure?



COACHES


Best Coach – Jurgen Klinsmann. I thought for a while that my defining World Cup image of Jurgen would be his flying header against Yugoslavia in 1990. Now it will be his manic touchline celebrations as his young charges made two years of botched friendly results look like a Machiavellian wheeze as they came within a few minutes of a dream final. Sent his team out to attack at all costs and has been a breath of fresh air compared to some of his more dour and cynical colleagues.

Worst Coach – Carlos Alberto Parreira. Named his team (five of them over 30 and his star forward massively overweight) a month before the tournament and watched it struggle against Croatia and Australia. Found his best team against Japan – Cicinho and Gilberto at full-back, Robinho up front, Juninho Pernambucano given license to roam – watched it play brilliantly and then benched it. Bottled the big decision to drop his underperforming stars.

Bravest Coach – Marcello Lippi. With the World Cup semi-final on the line against the host nation he replaced two midfielders with forwards and bypassed the dreaded penalty route to win it at the death. Probably the defining moment of Italy’s tournament.



BEST GOALS


1st Place – Without question the 24 pass, 56 second master class that was Argentina’s second goal against Serbia and Montenegro, converted by Esteban Cambiasso. One of the greatest goals ever scored.

2nd Place – Maxi Rodriguez for his spectacular chest trap and volley to win Argentina’s second round tie with Mexico. Worthy of winning any game.

3rd Place – For setting the tournament alight within six minutes of kick-off, an honourable mention for Philipp Lahm putting Germany in front against Costa Rica with a beautiful, arcing shot into the top corner.

4th Place – The first in that memorable six goal rout of Serbia and Montenegro, its Maxi Rodriguez again for Argentina. A kind of mini version of THAT goal, a swift flurry of passes on the left combined to put him in for an unstoppable finish.

5th Place – The mazy run and twenty yard drive into the top corner by Bakary Kone for the Ivory Coast against Holland.



MISCELLANIOUS AWARDS


The George Orwell Chilling Vision of The Future Award – The sixteen yellow, four red cards Royal Rumble between Portugal and Holland - a childish, wild and uncontrollable match that shames both sets of players. Inevitably Sepp ‘Is that a bandwagon? Park it outside my house’ Blatter got straight on the case of the referee Valentin Ivanov and suggested that he should have shown a yellow card to himself. In defence of the referee, with the attitude of the players and the rules as they are he had little choice and was in fact quite restrained. This is the logical conclusion of the game played by the rules enforced by Blatter. How much longer must we suffer this cretin in charge of our game?

The Cameroon In Italia 90 Opener Award for Worst Foul – From the match above, the incredible scything challenge by Deco on Johnny Heitinga for his first yellow card. It should have been a straight red and the disgraceful Deco even had the nerve to contest the booking after the match.

Funniest Moment – Markus Merk giving a yellow card to Dejan Stankovic for waving an imaginary card. A sublime moment from everyone’s favourite referee-cum-dentist.

Saddest Moment – Argentina’s reaction to their penalty defeat by Germany. Brazil and France in 1982 were great teams as well but simply left the field when they lost in heartbreaking circumstances in that tournament. Starting a fight was petty and should be beneath a team of Argentina’s quality.

Most Predictable Event – Spain looking great in the group phases and imploding when it got real. You can practically set your watch by it.

Most Undeserved Record – Ronaldo of Brazil breaking the all-time scoring record of Gerd Muller. Notwithstanding one of his goals in 2002 being a clear as day own goal, Ronaldo looked a ridiculous example of an athlete as he trundled into position to break the record against the scared stiff defences of Japan and Ghana. For the rest of his tournament his feet may as well have been nailed to the floor. In scoring three times it makes you wonder what he and Brazil could have done had he bothered to get down the gym a few times in May.

Most Disappointing Trend – Playing one striker up on his own and flooding the midfield. Low risk, also low entertainment value.

Most Overrated Moment – The myth that Zidane’s red card in the final cost France the World Cup is already up and running. Some perspective – there were ten minutes left and both teams were playing for penalties by then. Yes he would have taken a penalty but certainly not in place of David Trezeguet, the man who missed. Of course it was sad to see his career end with a dismissal but ultimately it had no bearing on the outcome.

Best Fans – I wasn’t in Germany so only witnessed games via the medium of television but I swear if I’d opened my window I would have heard the racket the South Koreans made against France in Leipzig. They were singing, dancing and jumping for eighty turgid minutes until Park Ji-Sung equalised, at which point they went ballistic right up until the final whistle and beyond. Brilliant.



PLAYERS


Best Player – Fabio Cannavaro. Most of the best players in this World Cup were defensive, but the captain of Italy was the best of them all. A fearless warrior who controlled his back line superbly, he was well in the running at the quarter-final stage but man of the match performances against Germany and France sealed it for him. As close to faultless as you could get for the final 240 minutes of the tournament.

Most Disappointing Player – Ronaldinho. What did he do? One flimsy assist in five games, and even that took some finishing on his own by Gilberto. He looked like a ghost of the player who has revived Barcelona and been the best player in the world since the last World Cup. The lame efforts of his team-mates hardly helped but this stylish individual produced none of the feints, flicks and tricks that we associate with him and failed to impact any of the five games he played in.

The Don’t Believe The Hype Award – Frank Lampard. If you thought John Jensen’s shooting was garbage in the 1992 European Championships (and even he managed to score in the final) I shudder to think what you made of Lampard’s pot shots at goal this summer. He took aim twenty-four times and barely warmed the keepers’ fingers with any of them. The simply volley he shinned into the floor and over the bar against Portugal summed up the tournament of a man who according to France Football is the second best player in Europe.

The Unsung Hero Award – He ran tirelessly for his country for 270 minutes and looked pure class all the way. Didier Zakora of the Ivory Coast had a fantastic first round and the Tottenham manager Martin Jol must be laughing all the way to the bank after signing him from St Etienne in the face of no opposition from any other club.

The Jesus Jones Award for International Bright Young Thing – Apologies if no-one understands that particular early nineties indie music reference point but the best young player at this tournament was Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal. The blame everyone but ourselves sections of the English media have made him the new pantomime villain of English football but with his eagerness to run with the ball and go through his repertoire of fancy tricks the World Cup could have a future star in the making. Could dive a bit less though (and suggest it as an option to his team-mates).



TEAM OF THE TOURNAMENT (4-4-2, remember that?)


Gianluigi Buffon (Italy)
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Willy Sagnol (France)
Philipp Lahm (Germany)
Fabio Cannavaro (Italy)
Rafael Marquez (Mexico)
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Gennaro Gattuso (Italy)
Maxi Rodriguez (Argentina)
Zinedine Zidane (France)
Juan Roman Riquelme (Argentina)
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Fernando Torres (Spain)
Miroslav Klose (Germany)


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Football / Who to Support
« on: May 25, 2006, 07:18:26 AM »
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The current estimate is that nearly one billion people will watch the 2006 World Cup. Undoubtedly you will be among them. The odds are you’ll have watched the World Cup before, and so will have a pretty good idea what to expect. For first-timers, though, the tournament can be pretty confusing, what with a Group of Death, match result vs. goal difference, 32 different national teams all coached by Dutchmen, and a Swede named Ibrahimovic. So for World Cup newbies, here is a primer on Who To Support.

Your National Team.
This is pretty straightforward, unless you’re from Spain, in which case either 1) you don’t consider yourself part of Spain in the first place, or 2) you’re fed up with your team and you know they’re going to crash out horribly so you might as well support someone else and have done with it. Supporting your national team can also be difficult if you live in the USA, because the networks will be televising the National Jump Rope Competition instead of the World Cup.


Brazil.
Lots of people support Brazil, so why not you? If you don’t know which one is Brazil, just look for the team winning the most games, scoring the most goals, and having the most fun. They will be in yellow shirts, but don’t confuse them with Australia, who will also be in yellow shirts. Here’s how to tell: Brazil will have a player named Ronaldinho, and Australia will not--although they may have a player named Ronald Dinjovic. (Note: you can disregard this paragraph if you are from Argentina.)


The Team That Plays the Most Beautiful Football. See 2).

Any Team Playing The Team You Hate The Most.
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend,” as the saying goes, and unless you are Swiss, it’s easy to figure out the prime enemy. For example, if you’re from the Netherlands, it’s Germany; if South Korea, it’s Japan; if Italy, it’s the referees. Nevertheless, beware of relying too much on hatred to determine who you support. Hatred is a bad thing, and the World Cup is designed to promote world peace--hence FIFA’s insistence on operating as a strictly non-profit corporation.


Underdogs.
This is always rewarding, because although your team won’t win much, you’ll be admired for your devotion. Trinidad & Tobago are the biggest underdogs, and since like everyone else they’re coached by a Dutchman, you know they’ll play intelligent football. Saudi Arabia is a good choice too, because even if they lose their opener 0:7, they’ll have done better than last time. The African teams are always good options here, but beware: Pelé, the greatest player and most reliable predictor in the history of football, has said that an African team will win the World Cup someday, so you may inadvertently find yourself supporting a favorite instead of an underdog. If still in doubt, go with the plucky little Germans, who are reported to be pessimistic about their chances.


The Team With The Best-Looking Kit.
This is largely a matter of taste. In the past the choice was easy, because you just had to pick your favorite colors. Now, in their never-ending quest for bold artistic expression, the designers have added swirls, patches, horizontal bars, vertical bars, diagonal bars, chevrons, De Kooning brushstrokes, asymmetrical colorfields, and in the case of Ukraine and Serbia & Montenegro, a volley of spears converging lethally at the players’ hearts. The simplest option: close your eyes and choose whichever design produces the least alarming afterimage.


The Team That Dives The Least.
This may be hard to measure, although you can start by eliminating any team that plays in light blue and white vertical stripes, or has players named Drogba, Nedved, or Robben. Latin American teams are risky, because they dive a lot as an expression of their glorious cultural identity. You might try Asian or African teams, but since they’re likely to be behind most of the time, they’ll use whatever tactics give them a chance. Northern European teams are said to be more sportsmanlike than others, but often find themselves completely blamelessly diving when forced to confront those nasty cheaters from the south. Come to think of it, your safest option is to watch films of 1970--which as a bonus will take care of number 6) as well.


The Team With The Best Fans.
Every team brings along thousands of distinctively-dressed fans, and you can expect to see lots of exciting camera shots. Which team has the best fans? Some say England, whether they’re singing in unison in the stadium or merrily greeting police in the streets. Some say Brazil, because they dance all the time and rarely wear clothes. This is a very personal decision, so we have no direct advice, but to aid your choice, listen to the famous songs: The Great Escape (England), the Grand March from “Aida” (Netherlands), Cielito Lindo (Mexico), Waltzing Matilda (Australia), and Merde à Raymond Domenech (France).


The Team With The Best Nickname.
Team nicknames always add color to football. For example, Germany calls their team the Mannschaft, meaning “team,” Brazil calls theirs the Seleção, meaning “team,” and Iran calls theirs Team Melli, meaning “national team.” Some of the best nicknames involve colors: Mexico calls their team el Tri, short for Tricolor, and Ecuador calls theirs la Tri, short for Tricolor. Costa Rica, ever inventive, has two nicknames: la Selección, meaning “team,” and la Tricolor, meaning Tricolor. The best nicknames of all are in Africa, where you can find teams called Scorpions, Squirrels, Crocodiles, and Zebras. Personally, I recommend Angola, known as the Palancas Negras, which is Portuguese for “black palancas.”


The Team Most Frequently Shafted By The Referees.
As a football fan, you know all too well what it’s like to be frustrated by the men with the whistles. So your sympathy will naturally be with the unluckiest team in this regard. Since it will be tough to keep track of all the referees’ mistakes, your best bet is to read the world’s most trusted publication on this matter, La Gazzetta dello Sport. They will be sure to give you a fair accounting.

And finally:


Scotland.
Everyone loves the Scots. They have a long and wonderful history, marvelous fans, and a never-say-die spirit. But, incredibly, they’ve never made it to the second round of the World Cup. So join the rest of the world in rooting them on. Maybe this will be their year!

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Football / What we'll Miss
« on: May 16, 2006, 09:36:47 AM »
www.planetworldcup.com

Check the brownish-orangeish box on the home page of this site, and you’ll see exactly how many days we have until the World Cup. It’s not many. That means we’re gathering our scouting reports, figuring out formations, making sure we know as much as possible about the teams and the matchups. We’re salivating at the thought of seeing Ronaldinho do what he does best, not to mention Ibrahimovic, Terry, Drogba, Messi, etc. etc. We’re wondering whether Costa Rica will play 3 or 4 at the back, how many attackers Brazil will field, whether Zidane has anything left, how far Guus Hiddink can take Australia. We’re crossing the border into World Cup Country, where the only reality is the ball, the goals, and the 32 sides who have earned the right to thrill us for a long, glorious month.

    All this is as it should be. And the football riches that await us are almost incalculable. But with only a few weeks before the tournament, let’s take one last thought for what we’ll miss. Wayne Rooney, I know. And maybe Andriy Shevchenko. But I’m talking about teams. Even with 32 in the tournament, some very good, very worthy, very interesting sides are left out, teams that have given us a great deal of pleasure either recently or in the past. And since they’re going to be completely forgotten while we devote ourselves to the magic 32, it’s only right that they get a salute, if only briefly. Of course, with over 170 teams sitting on the sidelines, we could still be talking when 2010 comes around. So let’s pick two teams from each region.

    In Europe, number one on the left-out list is Denmark. Has any team, anywhere, ever put together that special combination of efficiency and style? In 1986, 1998, and 2002, Denmark gave us fluent, precise football, the kind that we play in our dreams, if we’re lucky. Remember how they cut apart Scotland, Nigeria, Uruguay? They play with wingers, too! And don’t forget the “roligans,” some of the best fans in the world. When Denmark were eliminated from the qualifiers, red paint manufacturers mourned all over the universe.

    The other European team I’ll pick is Greece, and yes, you heard that right. After their stunning win in Euro 2004, all you heard was how they had ruined the game, how their approach was anathema to all we love about football. Bull. Defense is one-half the game, people. I like attacking football as much as the next man, but clean, spirited defense deserves just as much praise, and Greece played it beautifully. For three weeks, Traianos Dellas was my hero. Every time you see some team at the World Cup play anti-football (and you know you’ll see it plenty), remember Greece, who played fair and hard, and won on the merits.

    Now to Asia/Oceania. All the big teams made it, so we won’t miss any familiar faces. So my first pick is Uzbekistan. They so totally got shafted when FIFA ordered them to replay their game against Bahrain. I got to see one of their qualifiers, an 11-man all-out heroic effort against South Korea. They were up 1:0, ready to score a key victory to keep them in the race, when Korea scored in stoppage time to get the draw. The replay showed the goal was offside. Unhappy Unlucky Uzbeks. I vote to give them a bye to the final round of qualifying in 2010, or to send them oil money so next time they need a FIFA ruling, it comes down on their side.

    Second choice here is--who else? Solomon Islands. OK, I suppose we really don’t want to see them at the World Cup, where they’d get humiliated. But just the fact they beat out New Zealand and got to the Oceania finals puts them in minnow hall of fame. It should be mandatory for all footie fans to be able to 1) find the Solomons on a map; 2) name their home stadium (it’s Lawson Tama); 3) recognize Commins Menapi (scroll down), the man who got the goals against Australia to put them through.

    Now to Africa, where it’s not just minnows who are sitting out. First pick is Cameroon. I realize fans are tired of seeing the Indomitables show up and foul up. Since 1990 it’s been nothing but dreariness and disappointment. No argument here. But Cameroon have the one and only Samuel Eto’O, and it’s hard to believe the World Cup will be held without the world’s best striker. Did you see him in the group stage of the Nations Cup? Breathtaking. Of course, if he’d been willing to take the last-second penalty against Egypt in the qualifiers, we’d be missing Didier Drogba instead. But number 9 should be spending his summer in Germany, not Saudi Arabia.

    Let’s add Nigeria. They were unlucky that FIFA changed the first tiebreaker from goal difference to match result; under the old system, they’d have finished ahead of Angola. But they knew the rules in advance, and if they hadn’t conceded the tying goal to the Palancas in the second half they’d have nothing to complain about. The real reason we’ll miss them is their boatload of exciting young talent. There’s spectacular keeper Vincent Enyeama (23, but that’s very young for a keeper), freewheeling attacker Obinna Nsofor (19), even the amazing how-many-more-lawsuits-would-I-cause-if-I-could-do-anything-with-my-left-foot John Obi Mikel (19). These guys are going to be fabulous in 2010, but would have been even more of a sensation this time around.

    Now on to CONCACAF, where we’ll start with Guatemala. If you didn’t get a chance to see these guys during the qualifiers (and if you lived anywhere outside the region, you didn’t), boy did you miss something. No, they weren’t that good--but they were totally off the wall. Plenty of attack and not so plenty of defense, they lived on the thinnest possible edge. At one point they had a four game streak in which two games were decided by injury-time goals, one was decided by two goals in the final five minutes, and one finished as a draw when a 90th minute shot hit the post. They also scored some miraculous goals, headed by Fredy Garcia’s 360° pirouette and 30-yard crasher into the upper corner. And coach Ramón Maradiaga (since dismissed) is, in his own way, the most photogenic man in football.

    We’ll follow that with Panama. They were one of the great stories of the qualifiers, coming out of nowhere to make the Hexagonal. This is a country that didn’t care much about futbol, never had been near the World Cup, and had embarrassed themselves two years ago hosting the Central American championships. But under Cheché Hernandez they were a team of wild men, never knowing when to quit. Their Hexagonal 0-2-8 record looks pretty pathetic, but they came oh-so-close in a number of games. They were beaten twice on injury-time goals. And if you think Garcia of Guatemala had a spectacular goal, you should have seen Luis Tejada’s against Mexico. Standing at the penalty spot back to goal, tightly marked, he trapped a high ball on his chest, bounced it on his right thigh, bounced it on his right foot, then blasted a screaming bicycle kick into the net. If Panama had made the tournament you’d have seen the highlight about 50 times--and never tired of it.

    Finally to South America. First I’ll pick Uruguay, and again, I’m not kidding. It’s a team with a well-earned reputation for hard, sterile play--but that wasn’t the Uruguay we saw in 2002. In fact, if you wanted excitement, the celeste were your best buy at the tournament. They opened with a pleasing 1:2 seesaw with Denmark. A few days later it was a breathless scoreless draw with France, maybe the best 0:0 the World Cup has ever witnessed. They finished with a phantasmagoric 3:3 against Senegal, where even if you saw it you didn’t believe it. Not to mention those magnificent long-range goals by Dario Rodríguez and Diego Forlán. Like most people outside South America, I was glad to see Australia finally make it, but I wish they could have found a space for Alvaro Recoba and friends.

    My last team is Peru. They’re not very good, really, and were never in serious contention for a berth. They have a few exciting players: Jefferson Farfan, Claudio Pizarro, Roberto Palacios, and Nolberto Solano. But what they really have is history. The first World Cup I watched in depth was 1970, with the marvellous Cubillas and Chumpitaz. Remember when they came from two goals down in the second half to beat Bulgaria? In 1978 they had Cueto and Muñante, Cubillas got five goals, and they came from behind to spank Scotland. In 1982 they weren’t much, but it was still nice to see Cubillas in his swan song. Peru were the first South American nation outside the big three to make an impact at the World Cup; they’re still the last South American nation besides Brazil and Argentina to make the final eight. That red diagonal stripe is recognizable anywhere: like very few emblems it absolutely identifies the team. Peru is nostalgia. Who says the World Cup is only about wins and losses?

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Football / Warrior Nation on Hott 93
« on: May 09, 2006, 06:50:07 AM »
Occonorg and crew on hott 93 at 9 this morning people.

Tune in

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Football / National Kit In T&T
« on: April 05, 2006, 12:00:37 PM »
Just get the call from Shoe Locker/Francis Fashion. The nationla kit reach with a few set backs.

So far they only get the Home kit (red) but with no name and no number. If you want the name and number (of your choice) on it you have to wait another month for that.

I figure since i have to wait on the away kit ...i'll take the home now and just wait the month (2 in trini language) for the away kit with the name an number.

Anybody who didn't place there order the  manager say they have to know before Monday.

So i'll pass by the mall and pick that up after CL. 

 :beermug:

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Jokes / Bar
« on: March 25, 2006, 02:08:21 PM »
A man walks into a bar and says....................














OUCH

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Football / Wayne's World
« on: March 24, 2006, 06:56:45 AM »
A window on Wayne's world
24 March 2006
by FIFAworldcup.com


After Michael Owen scored that goal against Argentina at the 1998 FIFA World Cup™, a 12-year-old Liverpudlian called Wayne Rooney took a ball out into the street and pretended to be the England striker.
Eight years on, Rooney has succeeded Owen as England's boy wonder and is looking forward to his own FIFA World Cup debut in Germany. The Manchester United forward got his first glimpse of the Cup at the FIFA World Cup Trophy Tour exhibition in London this week and afterwards sat down and shared his thoughts on his meteoric rise - and England's challenge for the world crown.


What do you think are your chances of bringing the Trophy home this summer?

I think we've got a good chance. We've got a lot of experienced players and we've also got a lot of young players. Over the last year we've been playing well and we've won a lot of games, and hopefully we can take that form into the World Cup and with a bit of luck come back winners.

The expectation on England and on yourself is huge. Are you excited or do you feel under pressure?

I'm excited. There is a lot of pressure on us and on every player going to the World Cup. We've just got to go there and do our best and I think we've got a good enough squad and should do well. We'll be disappointed if we don't come back with the Cup.

What are your earliest World Cup memories?

Probably '98. I was about 12 and I was sitting in my Nan's watching England-Argentina and obviously Michael (Owen) was only 18 at the time and he scored a great goal. I remember after the game going out and playing in the street with my mates and pretending to be him, so it is good to partner him now.



When you were pretending to be Michael Owen were you thinking 'I'll partner you in the World Cup one day'?

I was only 12 and I was just a young lad. I wanted to become a professional footballer but I didn't think it would all happen so soon.
It will be good if Michael gets his sharpness back to make that partnership with you work properly this summer.
Definitely. If you look at this record, he's a proven scorer and every team needs one. If he's not fully fit (Owen has not played since fracturing a metatarsal on 31 December), it will be a big disappointment for us all whereas if he is fully fit it's going to be a big boost. Hopefully he'll get back soon and play a few games before the end of the season and get back his fitness and sharpness.

Your world has changed a lot over the last three or four years. How do you deal with all the attention that comes your way?

I think of myself as a football player. I go and play football and then I try and be as normal as I can. I go and see my friends and my family. I just try and live a happy life. Obviously there are a lot of benefits to being a professional footballer but there are a lot of downsides as well. You've just got to deal with that and get on with your life.

When you got into the England team, in many ways you were just a shy young lad. Who helped you settle in?

When I first came in I was 17 and I was still very young and it was quite intimidating going for your dinner and seeing all the players there. With Steven Gerrard being from Liverpool himself, he took me to play pool and table tennis - nothing special but it got me out of my room.

A few years later, are you now able to impose your personality on the squad?

If you ask the people close to me and anyone in the England squad what type of person I am, I am sure they'll all say I am a bubbly person. I'm a young lad and I don't want to be sitting in my room all day. I can't keep still really - I'm playing pool and doing this and that. I like enjoying myself both on and off the field.


What are your top three England moments?
Although we got beaten, my debut against Australia was a big moment for me. To play for your country, obviously I was delighted. My first goal against Macedonia too - we were losing and it got us back in the game so it was an important goal as well. I was delighted to get off the mark and that gave me the confidence to go on. And then probably Turkey where we qualified for the European Championship. It was an intimidating place to go to and we went there and did a professional job and got the draw we needed.


How do you think you've changed as a player over the last couple of years?

When I was at Everton I was young and I wanted to try and impress to stay in the team. Since I came to United, no disrespect to the lads at Everton, but you are playing with some world-class players day in, day out and playing games with them and just being around and watching how they do things in training, you can learn a lot. That's helped me and my awareness and my fitness have got a lot better as well. I do more running, but I've never touched a weight in my life. I don't intend to start now. I get paid to play football, not be a weightlifter.

When you were making your way at Everton, who helped you the most?

Colin Harvey (Rooney's coach in the youth team) made me believe in myself. He was tough on me as well but he made me have that confidence about myself that I was good enough to play at the top level. I was really grateful to him for that. He really helped me. (Defender) Alan Stubbs as well. I was a young lad getting into Everton's first team and when I got into the team I couldn't drive and he took me home from training every day. He was always there if I wanted to talk to him so we're really good mates.

What music do you listen to?

Stereophonics, U2, Oasis. Stereophonics are my favourite band and I've been to watch them loads of times live.

What was the last film or DVD you watched?

Cinderella Man was the last one I watched. I watched it with my girlfriend and there were a few tissues coming out there at the end.

You mean you cry during films?

You know, I'm the same as everyone else. I'm a normal lad and it was a bit sad at the end (laughs).

What is a normal day for you?

I get up every morning at seven o'clock and go into training and we're there till one. Then some days you have your commercial work after training and some days you go home and rest. For me that's the best thing. I love going home and putting my feet up and just watching the television.



Do you keep in touch with your roots?

I go back to Liverpool nearly every day. On my estate everyone knows me and speaks to me the same way they would do ten years ago. That's good for me.

You are one of the best-known 20-year-olds in the country. How do you keep your feet on the ground?

I don't really think about it that way. Obviously there is a lot of attention but I don't go around thinking I am famous or such and such. I just think I am a 20-year-old who plays football and lives a normal life, or tries to.



Do you sense now the World Cup is getting closer and closer that everyone is wishing you to do well?

Everywhere you go there are people coming up and asking you about the World Cup and you see whenever any England player gets a little knock there's big doubts in the papers if they are going to be fit. You know it is coming up and it is getting closer and every player is excited and I am the same. I am really excited and I cannot wait. I want to go out there and I want to express myself and I want to do well for the team and hopefully we can bring the Cup home

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Jokes / World Cup Tickets
« on: March 16, 2006, 02:36:00 PM »
A  man had  two great tickets for the FIFA World Cup final.

As he  sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the seat  next to him.

"No",  he says, "The seat is empty".


"This  is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would
have a seat like  this for the  World Cup final, the biggest sporting event in
the year, and not use  it?"

He  says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come  with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we
haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh  . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
find someone  else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"



The man  shakes his head...



"No. They're all at the funeral

 :rotfl:

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Cricket Anyone / Windies Slump in first ODI
« on: February 18, 2006, 05:31:09 AM »
WINDIES CRUSHED IN WELLINGTON
Saturday 18th February 2006


 
 
 
First One Day International
Wellington
New Zealand 288-9 Innings Complete (N J Astle 90, J M How 66, S P Fleming 55) v West Indies 207 (R R Sarwan 56, D Ganga 54)


New Zealand beat West Indies by 81 runs
New Zealand began their five match one-day series against West Indies with a resounding 81-run victory in Wellington.

Important innings' from the Black Caps top order set the tone for the match and although the Windies' bowlers kept the score below 300, the batsmen never picked up the winning scent.

The tourists had lost 13 of their last 15 one-dayers and things went badly from the start with Nathan Astle and Jamie How putting on 136 for the opening wicket - a Kiwi record against the Windies.

How, playing in only his fifth ODI, passed fifty for the second time while veteran Astle posted his 39th half century off just 59 balls on the way to a fabulous 90.

Chris Gayle removed How in the 25th over but that brought skipper Stephen Fleming to the crease and he immediately looked at ease as he stroked a brisk 55 from 48 balls.

He was dismissed by Dwayne Smith in the 40th over with the score on 224, and the same bowler removed Astle soon after as the tourists' bowlers tried to repair the damage.

Wickets fell at regular intervals thereafter but Scott Styris hung around for the last 10 overs and made a valuable 36 from 34 balls as New Zealand closed on 288-9.

But although they fell short of 300, the wickets of Chris Gayle and Runako Morton in the first four overs of the West Indies reply dispelled any notion of a fightback.

Daren Ganga and Ramnaresh Sarwan made half centuries but fell soon after, and although Smith hit a spectacular 38 from 25 balls with one four and a six, wickets fell far too regularly for their efforts to have any effect on the result.

All six of the Kiwi bowlers chipped in with wickets as they dismissed their opponents for 207 midway through the 48th over.

 

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Football / Happy World Cup 2006: A Tribute to the 32 Participants
« on: January 18, 2006, 07:53:57 AM »
Source: www.planetworldcup.com


[First, let me apologize to the British fans for stating in my last article that the 2006 could be the year of the hooligans. A passionate British fan wrote to me and voiced his concern over the hooligan’s term. It was a well written and polite note. To England and the fans of the 1966 World Cup winning team, please accept my most sincere apologies. Now, let’s get back to business.]

    Many of you have been waiting for me to voice my opinion on the FIFA World Cup draw, but during that time, I chose to remain silent. Even if I wanted to come up with an article, it would have been quite difficult for me to have written such an eloquent piece like my dear columnist colleague, Peter Goldstein. Great Job, Peter!

     On the other hand, I must also steal a line from Peter’s column by saying, if we have to get the Mathematics majors, the English majors and the Sociology majors, it will be a good idea to get the Computer Science majors involved because it appears that they might be able to get Sepp Blatter and his crew some algorithmic lessons to stop coming with these ridiculous World Cup draws. This is the only comment that I am going to say about the draw.

    In 2002, I made some bold predictions. However in 2006, I plan not to make any wild prediction. But, as the New Year starts, I extend my best wishes to all nations that will participate in the greatest showdown on earth in Germany. To the fans of these nations, from the adolescents to the adults, may this 2006 World Cup bring you the greatest memories that will last a lifetime. After all, the little ones are the ones who will attempt to come with all the great soccer moves by imitating their World Cup idols. For myself, I used to be known in my community in Petion-Ville, Haiti, as the #7 “ Jorge Luis Burruchaga, that crucified Germany in 86. To some of my Brazilian childhood friends, they associated themselves, with Zico, Dr. Socrates, Karl Heinz Rummenigge, Falcao, Platini, Kevin Keegan, and some even claimed to be Maradona and Pele, and I won’t even comment on the fight to wear the # 10 jersey. This is what the World Cup is all about, and we welcome the 2006 because this is the year that all football fans across all continents have been waiting for.

    From Africa to South America, we welcome the year 2006 with a big bang because we are about to see whether or not if the World Cup 2006 trophy will remain in the European continent. We are about to see whether or not the European contenders, Germany, Netherlands, England, Italy, France and Spain will have what it takes to destroy the Samba from Brazil and the Tango from Argentina. Better yet, will Cote d’ Ivoire ( Ivory Coast) defend the African Continent by proving all pundits wrong. Will Ivory Coast with the fantastic Didier Drogba bring the first World Cup trophy to the Dark Continent. Or, will the USA and Mexico fight for the prestige of the CONCACAF, and after seeing the 2005 Confederation Cup in Germany, I believe that Mexico can bring back the World Cup trophy to the land of the Aztecs.

    Or will Costa Rica bring prestige back to the football of the Mayas. Or better yet, will Trinidad & Tobago bring the carnival atmosphere with them in Germany while their citizens are celebrating in the streets of Port-of-Spain. Surely, I would have been very happy to be part of this Carnival in the land of Jah, perhaps the Ethiopians and the Jamaicans might disagree with me, but I’ll defend my position. Will the South American Giants, Brazil and Argentina face each other in the semi-finals and then to take on the European lions? If it were to happen, can Argentina stop this Brazilian HuRRRicane in referring to Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, and Robinho. Or will Argentina Tango be able to resist the AK-47 of the Brazilian arsenal in referring to Adriano and Kaka. Or Should I say that will the Trio, RTC (Riquelme, Tevez, Crespo) fight to the last minute to bring back the spirit of Maradona who sent the Brazil of Careca pack their luggage for Rio de Janeiro in Italy 1990. Or should I say that, will the South American footballer of the year, Carlos Tevez, reveal the Brazilians' secret to the great Juan Roman Riquelme, or does Riquelme really need to know the secret? Or will the young Messi become the Messi-ah for Argentina. Better yet, can Argentina overcome the fury of Didier Drogba the talented striker for Ivory Coast. Will he and Crespo drive their teams to the world’s biggest sporting event, better known as the FIFA World Cup. Will the Aussies shock the world again after they sent Uruguay of Recoba and Forlan pack for Montevideo? Will the Aussies under Guus Hiddink prove that they belong to the big dance by spoiling the party of the great contenders? That remains to be seen. Will South Korea and Japan step it up to the highest level to bring back the respect to the Asian football. Will Arthur Antunes Coimbra (Zico) shock his own country by replacing the Brazilian Samba dance with the Bon-Odori dance of the Japanese summer festivals? Can South Korea pull another 2002 in Germany 2006? We all have to wait to witness history again.

    However we all know that the pundits already hand out the World Cup to Brazil. For some reasons, the pundits appear to be very confident that Brazil will take it all. To some extent, we might somewhat agree with the pundits when you start naming: Ronaldo, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Robinho, Adriano, Roberto Carlos, Dida… I, myself, will take a lineup like this overnight. But we have to wonder what the other superstars for the other countries are thinking. Now let’s continue with the superstars of the World Cup contenders.

    Will David Beckham drive England to the biggest prize in the world after 40 years? Or will Wayne Rooney keep his cool to destroy the opponents with his majestic technical skills? Or will Stephen Gerrard display once again his magnificent skills in the 2005 Champions league when he carried Liverpool back into the game after being 0-3 down against AC Milan, therefore dashing Hernan Crespo’s dream of winning a Champions League trophy? We all are waiting to see the final outcome.

    Will Ruud van Nistelrooy rise to the occasion by bringing the trophy back to “Pays-Bas”? Will Cocu find a way to avenge the 1978 WC defeat of Holland of Arie Haan against Argentina of Mario Alberto Kempes. Or Better, will Edwin van der Sar drive Holland to the world's greatest sporting Prize? That remains to be seen.

    Will Cristiano Ronaldo show why Portugal deserves to be among the contenders of this World Cup? Will he bring back the spirit of Eusebio back to an excellent Portuguese team? Will the former Brazilian coach, Felipe Scolari, find a way to give Portugal the world's most coveted sporting prize? Again we will have to find out in 6 months for now.

    Will Raul Gonzalez Blanco better known as Raul recover in time to lead Spain to the World Cup trophy? Will Canizares drive Spain to the land of milk and honey? Again, in 6 months, we will find out.

    Will Michael Ballack put the fighting spirit of Lothar Matthäus in his mind by saying that this 2006 World Cup belongs to Germany? And therefore no other country can come here to celebrate in our country. May the fighting spirit of Karl Heinz Rummenigge, Paul Breitner, Andreas Brehme be with this German team that is about to defend the homeland of Germany with class and dignity.

    Since we all have heard the famous Latin citation in 2005: “Habemus Papam” ( We have a Pope), does that mean Germany might win the World Cup since we have now a German Pope in the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI, who was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany. However, I wonder what the Italians might say.

    Will Francesco Totti bring the glory days of Italy back? Will Totti avenge the loss of Italy of Roberto Baggio in USA 94 against the Brazilian team of Romario and Bebeto? Will Italy forget about using the concatenacio by letting the opponents know that this time it won’t be like in 1990, 1994, 1998 and 2002? This time it will be serious business. Or should Totti go to the Vatican to ask Pope Benedict XVI, the permission to take over the Germans. Will the Pope be the fan of Germany or Italy? Most likely a fan of Vatican, and therefore we can conclude that the Pope will be on the side of Germany, but again, the Pope will keep this to himself.

    Italy will certainly be a contender but their players need to play like they played in 82 against a superb Brazilian national team. We need to see another Dino Zoff performance in 2006. Italy needs to have another Paolo Rossi, Marco Tardelli, Gaetano Scirea, and certainly some sort spiritual blessings from the Vatican. Otherwise, we might witness an Italy who did succumb in front of Argentina in 1990 in the San Paolo Stadium “di Napoli”, a place where Diego “Dieguito” Armando Maradona was canonized as “Maradona Sanctus” ( Saint Maradona). May the Forza Azzurri step it up to the highest level because Rome, the eternal city, deserves another World Cup that will certainly be celebrated “in la Basilica di San Puerto”. If the divine ponytail of Roberto Baggio was not enough to catapult the Brazilians in 1994; in 2006 may the Forza Azzurri find a way to bring the Trophy back to the Vatican; After all, in mathematical terms, Vatican City is a subset of Italy.

    Will Jared Borgetti of Mexico find away to display a spectacular performance as he did against Germany in the Confederations cup of 2005? Will he bring Mexico to the class of the elite? Will we witness the celebration in Mexico City on July 9 2006? Again, we have to wait to find out the reaction “en la Tierra Azteca”.

    Will Landon Donovan fight to show why the Americans do belong to the big dance? Will the USA prove to the world that they are capable to beat any team, and will the men of Bruce Arena join the rank of the elite? Again, soon we will find out.

    Will Pavel Nevded bring inspiration to the Czech Republic squad? Will the Czech Republic imitate the Greek performance in the last European championship? In June, we will know the end of the story.

    Will Togo, Ghana, Tunisia, Ukraine, Saudi Arabia, Croatia, Switzerland, Serbia & Montenegro, Poland, and Sweden challenge the contenders to be part of the big dance? Can Poland, Sweden, Croatia and Serbia & Montenegro prove that they belong to the 18th grandiose celebration of the World Cup by shocking the pundits? Can Ukraine and Switzerland prove that they can represent the European continent with class, prestige and dignity? Can Ecuador and Paraguay, at least, find the strength to represent the South American Continent? Can they at least knock some heavy favorites to pave the way so that Argentina or Brazil can keep the trophy in the American continent? Can the Iranian Internationals bring a bit of joy to the land of Persia where the people of Iran will celebrate. May the land of the Aryans bring some peaceful joy in the Middle East.

    Will Zinedine Zidane (Zizou) guide France to the world ‘s most prestigious sporting prize like he did in France 1998? Will Thierry Henry and Trezeguet erase the memories of the 2002 World Cup that took place in the land of the rising sun? On July 9th 2006, Will the French take the streets to celebrate in the city of lights by chanting “Allez les Bleus! Allez les Bleus”. It’s up to Zizou, Henry, Trezeguet to conduct the French Orchestra like the famous French conductor, Claude Achille Debussy.

    Will Juan Roman Riquelme show that he deserves to be the world footballer of the year? Then, this will be Roman’s opportunity for him to show to the world that he can drive Argentina to the Glory land in style. For Roman, the time has come for him to show to the Van Gaals, the Rijkaards, the Antics that he is the real deal out there. Will the ex-Boca Juniors midfielder, the Villarreal conductor, the master of all midfielders rise up to the occasion by offering to the “Albiceleste” fans the ultimate bragging rights in South America? Such bragging rights will finally give the Argentina fans the upper hand against the “Auriverde” fans. Will, the Quad, R-T-M-C ( Roman- The master of all midfielders; Tevez-the Revealer of the Brazilian Secret; Messi, The Messi-ah; Crespo, the finisher of all finishers) drive the trophy out of Germany to the land of the “Rio Platense”. The time has come for Argentina to erase the memory of Andreas Brehme in Italy 1990, the agonizing defeat in USA 1994 against an excellent Romanian team with a fantastic Gheorghe Hagi complemented by an excellent goalie, Prunea, who destroyed the hope of the great Archangel, Gabriel Omar Batistuta—Batigol; the devastating loss against Netherlands in France 1998 after Dennis Bergkamp left Roberto Ayala helpless and then sent Argentina packing for Buenos Aires and finally, the humiliating 2002 World Cup that caused a nightmare for every die-hard Albiceleste Fan. In football, there will always be another chance; but this time, will Riquelme step it up to drive Argentina to “La Tierra Promesa” since Veron failed to do it in 2002? Let’s wait for July 9th 2006 because the truth will set all of us free!

    For myself, will my first new-born, Noah Christian-Pierre, bring me some fatherhood luck after 20 years of waiting for Argentina to win a World Cup? Will he bring his father out of that long period of suffering…And what a precious moment will it be? Or will I be again ridiculed by my dearest Brazilian, Haitian friends, engineering colleagues if Argentina suffers an early exit. Will my brother, Stephan Vladimir, be able to suffer another disappointment and the humiliation from his die-hard Brazilian fans. Or will I ever be able to show up in a well-known Haitian restaurant in Boston where 70% of customers do support Brazil? I’ll answer it on July 9th. For now, may Roman Riquelme be the savior and Lionel Messi, the messi-ah for Argentina.

    From Afghanistan to Zimbabwe, let us celebrate another fantastic World Cup 2006. Let every kid in the world take a soccer ball and start imitating the magnificent technical skills of the world’s superb soccer stars. After all, this is the World Cup, it is a moment of joy where the whole world is united. It is the tournament of all tournaments. The whole world will focus its attention on Germany from June to July 2006. The whole world will witness history in the making. Yes, there will be sorrow… but scoring a goal against Brazil like Haiti did against Italy in 1974, will bring joy to a whole nation. The same joy that happened in 1974 in the streets of Port-au-Prince; or the fantastic celebration that we have witnessed in 2002 in the streets of Dakar, may the same joy erupts in the streets of Port-of- Spain, Lome (Togo), Yamoussoukro ( Ivory Coast), San Jose (Costa Rica), Zagreb, Quito, Asuncion, Accra (Ghana), Teheran, Tokyo, Seoul, Tunis, Mexico City, Luanda (Angola), Canberra ( Australia), Prague, Warsaw, Bern, Stockholm, Kyiv (Ukraine), Riyadh, Belgrade, and Washington, DC. After all, for the underdogs, it’s not about winning but it’s about being there.

    However, for the giants, winning is everything. And, may the best national team win.

    Happy World Cup 2006 to every soccer fan in the whole universe... And for the good of the game, may the referees keep it clean!

    Until the next article, Good bye... Happy New Year... And see you in Germany this summer!

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Football / The best moments of 2005
« on: January 05, 2006, 08:06:28 AM »
The best moments of 2005
5 January 2006
by FIFAworldcup.com



If 2006 will bring the excitement of the FIFA World Cup™ finals in Germany, then the past 12 months in international football were all about the race to qualify for next summer's showpiece. Here FIFAworldcup.com brings you its ten favourite moments of 2005...
 
1. Japan cross the line first (08/06/05)
Aside from hosts Germany, Japan were the first team assured a place at the FIFA World Cup finals and they achieved that distinction with a 2-0 win over Korea DPR on the neutral ground of Bangkok's Supachalasai stadium. The goalscorers on that June evening were Atsushi Yanagisawa and Masashi Oguro and the victory left Zico's side looking forward to a third successive finals appearance.


2. Argentina blow away Brazil (08/06/05)
It was time to celebrate in Buenos Aires when Argentina became the first South American team to qualify for the FIFA World Cup with a memorable 3-1 defeat of arch-rivals Brazil. A whirlwind start set Argentina on their way to victory as Hernan Crespo and Juan Roman Riquelme put Jose Pekerman's team two up inside 18 minutes. When Crespo made it 3-0 just before the break, thoughts were already turning to the test ahead in Germany the following summer.


3. Wonderful tournament whets appetite for the main event (30/06/05)
In a pulsating final in Frankfurt, Brazil emerged as winners of the FIFA Confederations Cup Germany 2005. The reigning world champions scored an emphatic 4-1 victory over Argentina, with Ronaldinho, Adriano and company dazzling their opponents in a final of the highest quality.


4. Zizou announces his comeback (03/08/05)
Close to a year after he announced his international retirement, the news of Zinedine Zidane's return to a France side which was battling to secure a place at Germany 2006 was exactly the fillip Les Bleus needed as they prepared for some crucial qualifying encounters against the Republic of Ireland and Switzerland.


5. USA defeat old enemy to book berth in Germany (03/09/05)
Qualifying for a FIFA World Cup is always cause for celebration, but to qualify after defeating your arch-rivals adds extra joy. On 3 September, two second-half goals from Steve Ralston and DaMarcus Beasley gave the USA victory over Mexico in Ohio, securing their fifth consecutive place in the finals. It was also the first time since 1934 that the Americans were the first team into the FIFA World Cup from the CONCACAF zone.
 

6. Ukraine first through the door in Europe (03/09/05)
Of the eight new names on display at next summer's finals, the first to stamp their ticket to Germany were Ukraine and they did so in style. Oleg Blokhin's team were also the first from Europe to qualify, having finished above Turkey, Denmark and Greece in arguably the continent's toughest group. After falling twice previously in the play-offs, they secured their berth with a 1-1 draw in Georgia on 3 September.


7. Talking about a revolution (24/11/05)
The combined FIFA World Cup/CAF African Cup of Nations qualifiers will long be remembered for the many surprises they generated during 2005. The past year saw the advent of new continental standard-bearers, the decline of the traditional superpowers and the emergence of exciting new goalscorers in African football.


8. The wizards of Oz (16/11/05)
Australians need wait no longer to see their national team back on world football's greatest stage after the Socceroos overcame Uruguay 4-2 on penalties in a dramatic play-off second leg in Sydney. With John Aloisi's decisive spot-kick, Guus Hiddink's men erased the memories of four past play-off failures to secure their place in Germany, scene of Australia's one previous finals appearance in 1974.

9. Soca Warriors make history (16/11/05)
Trinidad and Tobago wrote their name in the history books by qualifying for the FIFA World Cup finals for the first time after overcoming Bahrain 2-1 on aggregate in their November play-off. Dennis Lawrence headed the only goal of the second leg in Manama as the Soca Warriors became the smallest nation to qualify for Germany, sparking a huge party back at home in Port of Spain.



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Jokes / Really Drunk
« on: December 19, 2005, 07:27:16 AM »
A man went into a bar and ordered several shots of vodka. By the time the bar was closing, he was wasted. He got up to leave and
fell flat on his face.

"Well, I don't want the bartender to think I'm drunk, so I'll pretend I tripped and I'll try it again."
So he gets up and falls on his face.

”Well, the door's not too far away; I'll just crawl."
When he gets outside he thinks, "Well, I only live 4 blocks away; I can make it that far."
So he stands up and falls on his face.
He decides he'll try it 1 block at a time, and at every block he falls flat on his face.
Finally he makes it home, stands up and falls on the bed. In the morning his wife wakes him up.

”You were drunk again last night, weren't you?"
"How did you know?"
"The bartender called. He said you left your wheelchair at the bar."


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General Discussion / 21 Posts ah day ?
« on: December 06, 2005, 01:47:55 PM »
Now that is real madness people.

Just wondering why people feel they have to post in EVERY single topic on the board. Most of the stalwarts of this board doh post again because ah all this flooding..........

Men have to learn to take it light.......

 :beermug:

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General Discussion / English
« on: November 23, 2005, 10:14:00 PM »
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby will be the official language of European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s"    will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.    There will be growing publik enthusiasm.


In the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

 In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with    "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining  "ou"  and after ziz fifz yer,  ve vil hav a,reil sensibl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun  vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.  Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  forst plas.   



Deutschland her ve com

 :devil:

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Football / Czech Republic back in second place
« on: November 23, 2005, 07:14:14 AM »
FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking
Czech Republic back in second place
 
 Czech players Vladimir Smicer (R) and Pavel Nedved run with their national flag to celebrate their 1-0 victory over Norway and qualification for Germany 2006 on the 16 November 2005 in Prague.
(REUTERS) Petr Josek
 

(FIFA.com) 23 Nov 2005

The ten play-offs rounding off qualification for the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany™ as well as 41 friendly matches have caused another shake-up in the November FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking just before the year draws to a close.

Creeping up behind undisputed supremos Brazil are the Czech Republic in second place (up 1) after two consecutive victories, whereas Spain are catching up in the tightly packed scramble immediately behind (6th, up 2).

All of the current top ten have qualified for the World Cup finals, whereas Turkey (11th), Denmark (13th), Greece (17th), Uruguay (18th), Cameroon (22nd), Ireland Republic (23rd), Colombia (25th) and Nigeria (25th) will all be conspicuous by their absence from Germany.

Australia's second qualification for a World Cup final competition after an absence of 32 years has hoisted the association, which will soon belong to the AFC, into the top 50 teams (49th, up 5). With the exception of Trinidad and Tobago (51st), Togo (56th) and Angola (62nd), all 32 World Cup finalists now feature among the top 50.

Victories in friendly matches have heaved Bulgaria (39th, up 7), Cote d'Ivoire (41st, up 7), Belarus (59th, up 11) and Cyprus (97th, up 6) up a few notches. In the race for the annual "Best Mover of the Year" title, World Cup participants Ghana, Switzerland and Togo are leading the pack.


http://fifa.com/en/mens/statistics/index/0,2548,111537,00.html?articleid=111537

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Football / Wrong Mistaken Identity
« on: November 14, 2005, 10:58:21 PM »
This is another night and still this is not Cowen making this post and I am not a hacker as cowen may have suggested to andre samuel.   This is a flaw with the forum which allows someone to use other person's account even after the person has logged out the system.

So Mr Cowen may wake up crying again in the morning but it was good giving him a run....Never know a big man like that crying.

Maybe the Mr Flex can look into fixing the problem (How cookies are managed).........

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Football / The Truth abouth the game -- Un-Edited
« on: November 13, 2005, 11:50:56 PM »
ARE WE READY FOR THE TRUTH? ;)

Let us be honest about the game last Saturday.  The team played like secondary school boys. The structure of play was wanting.  It seemed as if the only planned build up was for Avery John to distribute to Latapy, latas would then somehow elude his markers and distribute to either Dwight or Stern; However the markers for latas were on target and they did frustrate the little magician to the point where the coach felt that it was best to substitute him --- BIG MISTAKE  ???---- Even if latas was marked off or even tired, the Bahrain game was centered on him (latas) & Stern John... All that was needed was to switch the structure of the game from being Latas, Dwight and Stern focused from a warrior perspective but let the Bahraini keep their focus there.  Once they keep focusing on the trio that simply means we would have more freedom in other areas which should have been effectively utilized------ Immediately when Jones was introduced we saw the Bahraini team being a bit confused because this went against their game plan however their adjustment came in.

 :oIndividual Bahrainis are not skillful as the warriors however their play was strategically planned and we fell victim.   The hard fact is that the Bahraini team is simply not a good team.  Their players can hardly even shoot at goal.  Did we notice how much shots went zooming over-bar?

If Avery John is to continue he need to buck up and stop giving away easy balls Also, I can’t understand why Mr Spann was allowed to continue playing……. It was nice to see Dwight back up front.  Birchall is good right where he is, he has proven that he is not afraid to attack from outside…. This is a great plus for the team.  Jason Scotland was disappointing. :-[ :-[

Overall, I have argued (everyone disagrees with me) that the team is playing no better than when coach St Clair was dismissed. :-X  The reference is always drawn to the Mexico game and how good we looked then --- I tell my friends that Mexico did not play when they came to Trinidad.  The saving grace for the team post St Clair was Latas. The arrival of the little magician against Guatemala was most instrumental in the team’s progress not Bennhacker. :-X

Nevertheless I am not a supporter of the current coach although I believe he is a very good coach for European style football NOT SOCA FOOTBALL-- I know most people disagree with me but I would say employ Russell Latapy or David Nakhid for the job and stop the habit of firing coaches on the doorstep of success.  We have the technology available-- are we saying that we do not have the minds..........? :beermug: :beermug:

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