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« on: December 12, 2005, 01:08:06 PM »
Sorry if this was posted before, just got on the board for the first time today.
This guy is writing for ESPN.
Three days have passed since Friday's surreal, D-star-studded-globo-mondo-pseudoraffle for the 2006 FIFA World Cup.
Heidi Klum
OK, don't be distracted by Heidi Klum. But doesn't the ball resemble Kenny from "South Park" or an imperial stormtrooper?
In the last 55 hours, I have gone into World Cup Diary superplanning mode. The groups have been analyzed, the international "football" press has been pored over and laughed at, an itinerary has been planned, train timetables downloaded, incomprehensible German spoken and misunderstood over international phone lines, air travel booked, and with hotel reservations being near impossible to secure, virtual German cars (for European delivery, and big enough to sleep and write in) have been built on German car Web sites. In other words, writing this column has been avoided.
And now, as I finally put milky fingers to a Cheerios-dotted keyboard (I have even fed my toddler to avoid writing), I have come up with only two conclusions. One, I will no longer be rooting for Ghana or Trinidad and Tobago. Two, the official World Cup ball looks alarmingly like Kenny from "South Park."
Plus, I have one observation. I'm not saying that the World Cup draw is fixed. But could it really be anymore difficult to understand? Plus the guy hosting it really looked like a magician. Next time he should at least be wearing a T-shirt -- he could have been hiding all 32 team names and a bunny rabbit up those sleeves.
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What follows is the Davies World Cup Diary (henceforth to be known as the DWCD -- mainly so my wife doesn't know what I'm talking about when I'm planning a five-week trip to Germany right after she has another baby) pre-pre-World Cup analysis of the eight groups, A through H, drawn in Leipzig, Germany, on Friday -- plus the matches I am already salivating over as I watch from the press box in less than six months time, enjoying the finest sausage in the history of mankind.
GROUP A
Germany
Costa Rica
Poland
Ecuador
Once again, I'm not saying the World Cup draw is fixed but the host nation could play Andrea Merkel and Franz Beckenbauer up-front and still win this group in a stroll. The one match I plan to attend from this group is Germany vs. Poland on June 14 in Dortmund. It's just so 1939!
GROUP B
England
Paraguay
Trinidad & Tobago
Sweden
Wayne Rooney
Wayne's world: Hey, who says Rooney can't score a triple hat-trick in one game?
Readers of DWCD 2002 will know that I am incapable of objectivity when it comes to the country of my birth. I will be in Frankfurt to see Wayne Rooney score a triple hat-trick in a 12-nil mauling of Paraguay. In Nuremberg to see Frank Lampard smash 10 against Trinidad and Tobago in a 15-1 thrashing (the one being a 110-yard corner into the roof of his own net by Beckham to keep Paul Robinson on his toes for the next round). And in Cologne to witness Gary Neville, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole making history as the first back line to all score hat tricks in a 25-nil humiliation of my wife's family and Sweden in Cologne. Paraguay through in second on goal difference.
GROUP C
Argentina
Ivory Coast
Serbia and Montenegro
The Netherlands
The group of death cubed. I hate Argentina but I love them. Lionel Messi and Juan Riquelme are my favorite non-Chelsea, non-England players in the world. This is, despite England beating them in Geneva last month, the second best team in the tournament behind Brazil. Ivory Coast, Serbia and Montenegro and The Netherlands will all provide competition, but mostly for each other. For a Chelsea fan, this is a group full of intrasquad intrigue with Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Didier Drogba (Ivory Coast), Hernan Crespo (Argentina) and the former Chelsea striker, Mateja Kezman (S&M) all involved. I can't wait for The Netherlands vs. Ivory Coast in Stuttgart on June 16, and the instant-classic-in-the-making Netherlands vs Argentina in Frankfurt on June 21. But I'm not counting out Serbia or Montenegro.
GROUP D
Mexico
Iran
Angola
Portugal
I just can't get too excited about this group. Had the U.S. been seeded over Mexico, this would have presented some great storylines. Portugal gunning for revenge over the U.S. after the 3-2 U.S. victory in South Korea, the U.S. trying to avenge its 2-1 defeat to Iran at the '98 World Cup in France. Not to mention a game the entire world would have been watching from a geopolitical perspective. And I'm not talking about the game we're left with, Portugal vs. Angola, which I might attend on June 11 in Cologne. Apparently the two nations are somewhat connected. Who knew. I thought it was Mozambique.
World Cup draw
Did the U.S. land in a tough group when our magician host pulled its name from his sleeve?
GROUP E
Italy
Ghana
USA
Czech Republic
Yikes. That was the word that escaped my mouth when the U.S. was drawn in with Italy and the Czech Republic and uh-oh. That was what my toddler repeated after me after Ghana and its "Bull" in center midfield, Michael Essien, were added to the Group of Near Death mix. I will be more than rooting for the U.S. against Pavel Nedved, Jan Koller, Milan Baros, Vladimir Smicer and even Chelsea's Peter Cech on June 12 in Gelsenkirchen; against Alessandro Nesta, Luca Toni, Alberto Gilardino, Francesco Totti and Gianluigi Buffon on June 17 in Kaiserslautern (3 p.m. kickoff on a Saturday in the U.S. -- ABC might want to promote this one); and against Chelsea's Essien and a scarily physical Ghana in Nuremberg on June 22.
But my first thoughts were yikes and uh-oh. And after 48 hours, I still feel the same. Check a map. For Italy and the Czech Republic, these are basically home games, the U.S. has a horrible record on European soil and Ghana is the African team that everyone wanted to avoid. I have no doubt that the U.S. was the team that all the European nations wanted to avoid also. And for good reason. It is superbly coached, conditioned and plays with speed and confidence. The rest of the world will be rooting for the U.S. to fall flat on its face. Tell your soccer-hating friends that if they couldn't care less about how the U.S. does in these games, they are right in line with the French.
GROUP F
Brazil
Croatia
Australia
Japan
I fell in love with Japan at the 2002 World Cup. I am both overjoyed for Australia that it has made a World Cup and hoping with every ounce of my being that it loses every game (very complicated being English). Croatia was impressive during qualifying and possesses footballers of guise and guile. But this group is all about Brazil. In fact, this World Cup is mostly about Brazil and whether any team truly believes it can beat them. I think Argentina and England are really, really good. There are a bunch of other capable sides. This is a single-elimination tournament after the group stage. No best-of-five or best-of-seven to protect the better team over the longer haul. Any one of eight or nine teams could win it. But they won't. Deep down, with Leite Adriano, Kaka, Ronaldo, Christiano Ronaldo and Robinho it has to be Brazil. June 18 is Brazil vs. Australia in Munich and I wouldn't miss it for the world. Who will get to wear their yellow shirts?
Heidi Klum
Umm ... sure, the lion is cute and everything, but couldn't you just run another picture of Heidi?
GROUP G
France
Switzerland
South Korea
Togo
Can't wait to see how well South Korea will do in a European-based tournament. I'm sure that France will improve upon its performance in '02. But it is a long way from its form in '98 and Switzerland will pose a credible threat. The game I won't miss of this group will be the instantly surreal classic, South Korea vs. Togo in Frankfurt on June 13. Have a feeling that game might be on ESPN5.
GROUP H
Spain
Ukraine
Tunisia
Saudi Arabia
Spain has landed in the group of deathly boring for the second World Cup in a row. Spain vs. Ukraine in Leipzig on June 14 will decide the group winners. But I'll be in Dortmund, full of beer and sausage, watching Germany play Poland. And after the game I'll write the DWCD and file it back to Bristol, Conn., for Page 2. Before settling down for the night in my black BMW530xi sportswagon with navigation, 18-inch star-spoke wheels and premium sound, staring out of the panoramic moonroof at the starry sky above, dreaming of the 15 goals England will slot past Trinidad and Tobago the next day in Nuremberg. At the World Cup anything is possible. But mostly if you're Brazilian.
Michael Davies, a native of London, covered the World Cup for Page 2 in 2002. He was the executive producer of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire."