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Jokes / Perfect Mathematics
« on: January 30, 2007, 05:58:10 AM »
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical
logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
 
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
 

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Football / TRINI's Missing In Action
« on: January 18, 2007, 07:14:59 AM »
1. JASON NORVILLE

33
Football / DE GAME TONITE
« on: January 17, 2007, 01:26:13 PM »
Well here is my plan: is 8:30 PM here and I had a long day at work. I also have to go to work tomorrow. Since de game starting 0215AM my time tomorrow I going in meh bed now. Set meh alarm fuh 0200AM so I can get online to here de game. If anybody get a stream send meh ah PM so I go see it as soon as ah sign on. DAt game go run till 0515 AM my time and I normally doh get up till 0600AM tuh go tuh wok. So Ah hatter geh meh sleep now. See alyuh in de morning.

If any ting new pop up send meh ah PM.  ALyuh know ah cyah stay up till tomorrow dem go tuh wok with no sleep. Meh soldier days dun  ;D ;D ;D

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Other Sports / I NEEEEEED A STREAM
« on: January 07, 2007, 12:33:39 PM »
CAn some one help me for the playoffs? I need a stream for to nights game with the EAGLES....

35
Football / Warrior Nation Fund
« on: October 14, 2006, 12:21:53 AM »
ALL VIEWERS ESP. WN MEMBERS PLEASE VOTE:

I think the Warrior Nation should be the voice of the fans(us here online and others) and speak more to the public and the organizations that be. We should also start a fund with a minimal contribution of $25US be it a yearly due or semi-annually. This fund will be used for events that we as members deem important to the development of our nations football future i.e. scholarship donations ets... Logistics, and management is not as hard as it seems. I will be willing to be an outside auditor to ensure that monies are not used wantantly. As in all organizations of the type the use of funds must be voted on by the board members. WE as members that donate monies are authorized to know when and how the monies are to be spend therefore all actions to donate or spend over a certain amount will be voted apon be the members. They will have a 15-30 day notification of all action that require vote.

Sorry I volunteered my self to audit for various reasons:
1. Thats what I do on a daily basis for the military.
2. My distance from trinidad makes it hard for me to do anything else.
3. I will be able to organise a disintrested party with me to do audits.
4. It is cheaper for my to call enyone of you or set up conferance calls than for anyone else since all I do here is broadband therefore alot cheapper. eg 1hr calling the us I paid less than 1euro.
5. I think I have a good business miind(apart for studying Business and Financial management).

I can go into the fine details about reciepts and financial statements but I want to see what you guys think. The first vote is for the fund then if we agree on it then I will setup a vote for how often. I don't know how to set up two votes on one thread. I myself I am willing to pay $100 annually i.e. $50.00 every six months or $25.00 every 3mths.

Lets get this result first then we will discuss the details later. Please leave the details for later discussion. Vote and place suggestions here. If you vote no please state your reason(s)

36
Jokes / What Starts with F and ends with K
« on: September 06, 2006, 12:14:38 AM »
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

 

Harry: "9."

 

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

 

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

 

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

 

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

 

The principal and Harry both agreed.

 

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

 

Harry replied: "Pockets."

 

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

 

Harry: "Pants."

 

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

 

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

 

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

 

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......

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Other Sports / FAantasy Football?
« on: July 04, 2006, 07:40:15 AM »
Any one here interested in playing fantasy football. I am thinking it will be fun for us to do something else interactive what you guys/ladies think?

38
Football / Spann
« on: July 04, 2006, 03:48:39 AM »
What is the deal with span now. All the clubs where looking at him before the WC. since that didn't work out for him. What now?

39
Football / Departure Time On Thursday
« on: June 13, 2006, 12:51:09 PM »
We will leave Frankfurt on Thursday @ 11AM I have to put some time in @ work because I have no plans on being there Friday.(shhh mih boss eh know dat yet.  :devil: )

Callmeh if yuh have questions. I will meet you all at the hauptbahnhoff

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Football / DOh forget
« on: June 12, 2006, 02:31:53 AM »
17th for de PPL who wanto lime at mih house. Directions herd to give so we go have to meetup down town Frankfurt.

We need to know who bringing what and put to getter to get meat and ting.

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Football / National Anthem
« on: June 12, 2006, 01:37:41 AM »
Was it me (I think not) They messed up our anthem in that game. Had everybody looking like something wrong with what we was singing. I replayed my video I made and I heard it again right at the start. De music was wrong.

Forged from the love of liberty
In the fires of hope and pray    They skipped these two lines Boy ah was mad
With boundless faith in our destiny
We solemnly declare

side by side we stand
Islands of the blue Caribbean sea.................


Ah was so mad but,

Tell me your thoughts about that if you heard it. I really hope they correct it next time

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2006 World Cup - Germany / Hotel Rooms in Frankfurt (any problems
« on: June 08, 2006, 12:27:21 PM »
If any one is haveing problems let me know I will see what I can do. right now the only hotel I contacted has rooms for 145 euros but I have not checked my town which is 15 mins outside Frankfurt. So let me know I will start making calls.

43
Football / when yuh arrive in Germany
« on: June 07, 2006, 11:42:47 AM »
Please post your contact info here.
This will enable anyone to contact you.

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Football / Swedes offer T&T tough baptism
« on: June 07, 2006, 11:14:54 AM »
7 June 2006
by FIFAworldcup.com


 
On 10 June at 18:00 CET, Sweden will open their account against first-timers Trinidad and Tobago at the FIFA World Cup Stadium Dortmund. The Europeans will surely be considered heavy favourites, but the Caribbean debutants, led by their experienced coach Leo Beenhakker, will be keen to spoil the party.
Colours for the game
Trinidad and Tobago: red shirt, black shorts, red socks
Sweden: yellow shirt, yellow shorts, yellow socks 

View the Germany 2006 match schedule

The players
Tiny Trinidad’s hopes will be pinned squarely on their two ageing stars, Dwight Yorke and Russell Latapy. Still considered driving forces, the pair will be doing their all to set the table for top scorer Stern John while imposing Rangers centre-back Marvin Andrews tidies up at the back. He and goalkeeper Shaka Hislop are bound to have plenty of work to do with Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Henrik Larsson and Freddie Ljungberg leading the attacking threat for the Swedes. In all, the match should represent something of a baptism of fire for T&T – the smallest nation ever to qualify for a FIFA World Cup™ finals and only the fourth participant from the Caribbean.

How they qualified
After the decision was made to award the fourth team in the CONCACAF Zone spot a play-off against Asia's fourth team, Trinidad and Tobago jumped on the opportunity. After finishing behind the USA, Mexico and Costa Rica, they were victorious in a two-legged play-off with Bahrain for a spot in Germany. Sweden, on the other hand, roared to the top of European qualifying Group 8 to finish level on points with Croatia. Although they finished second in the group, their impressive points return - they won eight of their ten games - earned them one of the automatic qualifying places for best runners-up.

Previous meetings
As this will be T&T’s first finals, the two sides have clearly never met on the world’s top stage. But the two did square off once before, in November 1983 in Port of Spain when the home side were beaten 5-0. They will be hoping for better things this time around as they aim to become the first finals debutant from CONCACAF to win their opening match.

Tournament history
Previously, the closest T&T came to reaching the finals was in 1990 when they needed only a draw at home against the United States to reach Italy. Yorke and Latapy were both in the team that lost out that day. Sweden, for their part, have an impressive finals history. In 1958 they reached the Final on home soil. They also finished fourth in 1938 and reached the semi-finals again in 1994. In all they have qualified for ten instalments of the FIFA World Cup and are never an easy opponent.

Key contest
The responsibility of keeping a lid on the Swedish strike force of Ibrahimovic and Larsson will fall to Andrews. But if he and Hislop stand firm, Trinidad have a chance as John, Yorke and Latapy could give Olof Mellberg and Co a hard time at the other end.

The coaches
Dutchman Beenhakker took over for Trinidad midway through a stop-start qualifying campaign. The team’s fortunes immediately improved with the former Real Madrid, Ajax and Netherlands boss on board. He commands the respect of the players and seems to have brought a little discipline to a team not short of skill. Sweden coach Lars Lagerback, meanwhile, is known as a pure player’s manager. Now alone after the departure of Tommy Soderberg, he is keen on meticulous preparation and keeps a database of potential opposition players.


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Football / Pictures From the ST Pauli FC Game. (PLAYER PICS ADDED)
« on: June 06, 2006, 11:06:41 AM »
 Well I am sending it to Eman to post it up for me.  First I must say thank to Shaun for getting me and my two friends in the VIP area to take these pictures and talk with the players. It was a very fun and interesting night. First we drove for 5hrs to get to hamburg them took 2hrs to find the park  ;D getting lost all over. Even get stoped by the German police because my friends car is tuned for shows and they wanted to see his German papers should have seen their faces whaen we told them it was an american car. DUHHHH  infact I will include that clip too.





sHAUN





Me an a friend





i WENT ON THE BUS AND PULLED HIM OFF FOR THIS ONE HE SEEMED HIGH





THE TWO FRIENDS I TOOK TO THE MATCH





 I ASKED WHITTLY IF DEM PPL WAS FROM TRINIDAD TO DANCE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HE SAID "NAAAAH"



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Jokes / True Story
« on: May 25, 2006, 06:24:07 AM »
I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is atrue phone call from  the WordPerfect Help Line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the Customer Care Department. Needless to say the HelpDesk  employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee Now I know why they record these conversations!

> "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
>
> "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
>
> "What sort of trouble?"
>
> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
>went away."
>
> "Went away?"
>
> "They disappeared."
>
> "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
>
> "Nothing."
>
> "Nothing?"
>
> "It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type."
>
> "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
>
> "How do I tell?"
>
> "Can you see the C:  prompt on the screen?"
>
> "What's a sea-prompt?"
>
> "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
>
> "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I
>type."
>
> "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
>
> "What's a monitor?"
>
> "It's  the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
>Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
>
> "I don't know."
>
> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the
>power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
>
> "Yes, I think so."
>
> "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged
>into the wall."
>
> "Yes, it is."
>
> "When you were behind the  monitor, did you notice that there
>were two cables plugged into the back  of it, not just one?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find
>the other cable."
>
> "Okay, here it  is."
>
> "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
>the back of your computer"
>
> "I can't reach."
>
> "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
>
> "No."
>
> "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way
>over?"
>
> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
>because it's dark."
>
> "Dark?"
>
> "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is
>coming in from  the window."
>
> "Well, turn on the office light then."
>
> "I can't."
>
> "No? Why not?"
>
> "Because there's a power failure."
>
> "A power... A power  failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked
>now. Do you still have the boxes  and manuals and packing stuff your
>computer came in?"
>
> "Well, yes,  I keep them in the closet."
>
> "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just
>like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought
it
>from."
>
> "Really? Is it that bad?"
>
> "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
>
> "Well, all right then, I suppose.  What do I tell them?"
>
> "Tell them you're too dam stupid to own a computer

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Football / MP3 SW SONGS
« on: May 20, 2006, 09:46:50 AM »
Ah need some SW mp3 sons on my phone. Where can I download it.

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Football / Games on Sunday
« on: May 20, 2006, 09:35:50 AM »
Any links to see it available?

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Jokes / Little Johnny learns something
« on: May 10, 2006, 12:55:05 AM »
Tanty Karen's Moral
  The teacher gave her class an assignment... Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."  "What's the moral of the story?"
asked the teacher.  "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"  "Very good," said the teacher.
  Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."  "That was a fine story Sarah. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
   "Yes, my daddy tell me this story about my Tanty Karen.  Tanty Karen was a pilot in the Gulf War and she plane get hit. She had to jump out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drink the whisky on she way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy ah them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."  "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"  "Stay the hell away from tanty Karen when she's been drinking"
 :rotfl:

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Football / WC Lime
« on: May 10, 2006, 12:44:09 AM »
I am thinking about haveing a lime at my house for every one. Cook out,BBQ, Games, Music you know de deal.( have to ask my German neighbours bout de noise ting but dey go be alright) Is was looking at the 17th June. thats a Saturday since the Games are on 10th Sat, 15th Thurs, and 20th Tues. So tell meh what youa'll think. Of course this mean if somebody could cook Roti we have to organize that. Thats all I am asking in return some Roti. ;D ;D ;D. Well post your questions and comments here so I know all whos gonna come so I could buy enough drinks and food.

Oh by the way just released alchohol at the games has been limited to 6beers or 1ltr. So if yuh plan to get drunk do it before or after the games or even when yuh get to my house. I live in Frankfurt.

Bagga call me if you can. I might have room at my house for yuh. Kids could do without dey play room for a week or two ;D ;D

This might help me teach dem bout cleaning up after them selves. Ah go tell them ah giving de roomaway since dey doh know how to clean up dey toys :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Ah bad mind

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2006 World Cup - Germany / Lodging
« on: May 09, 2006, 04:44:00 AM »
I had posted a topic for those that were interested in me renting a place for all of you all to stay that would have been logistically good with a notification date in March as cut off. I asked everyone to PM me and Pay 1/2 15 March to confirm. then 25% in April and the final part when you arrived. PPL PMed me but no one paid. The lodging cost was 30-40Euros a night. No one Payed or even said that they were going to pay in April. Therefore I had to give up the place. I was not willing to put up my own cash then no one comes. Transportion to and from games would have been arranged including touristic trips and trips to visit the team at their hotel since I do have a bus licence.

The owner had alot of offers and could not hold it for me till end of April-May. Now I am receiving request for lodging. I am truly sorry but I don't have any low cost lodging that I can find right now. I will however arrange to have a day that members can come to my house and have possibly a BBQ or cook out. I am still willing to support in any other way posible.

Your Sincerly
Dexter B. Friday
Theman(for the masses have spoken)

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Football / Make sure you vote
« on: May 06, 2006, 11:56:40 AM »

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2006 World Cup - Germany / Warrior nation WC Tickets
« on: May 03, 2006, 12:01:53 AM »
Any one know the status on the WC tickets Purchased through the Warrior Nation. They said in thier email it will be available in April. Here it is MAy and I have no info on approximate arrival time.

Somebody talk to me ah getting anssee ;D

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Football / Results
« on: April 10, 2006, 01:26:19 PM »
Sorry I search for it.
Does any one have the results from that sweat yorke had for manchester 1990 team resently?

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Updated: March 1, 2006
Trinidad coach Beenhakker optimistic for finals
Mike Collett


LONDON, Feb 28 (Reuters) - Trinidad & Tobago coach Leo Beenhakker believes his team could be a surprise package at the World Cup once they have spent more time training together.

The 64-year-old Dutchman said on Tuesday he was pleased with the way they had played in their 2-0 warm-up win over Iceland at Loftus Road, but they had the potential to do far better.


'Players are coming back to train with us from all over the world and we are having just three or four days together,' he told reporters as they began preparing for this year's finals.

'They all come from different football cultures and play in different leagues so sometimes it is hard for them to adapt quickly to the way we want them to play.'

'But before the World Cup we will be together for four weeks and that will be plenty of time to really jell as a team.

'You can see the potential in the side and I learnt a lot tonight watching the players who have been called up for the first time,' he added..

'I think a lot of people will be surprised at what we will be able to do at the World Cup. This is a very good squad of players.'

He reserved special praise for skipper Dwight Yorke, who scored both goals in the victory, including a chipped penalty that wrapped up the scoring after 54 minutes.

Asked if he was happy with the way 34-year-old Yorke took the penalty and if he would like to see him do it at the World Cup in Germany, Beenhakker replied, 'Of course I'm happy - it ended up in the back of the net.

'Dwight is still a great player and they do things like that. He is a special player and very important to the side.'

Beenhakker said he would name a pre-selection squad of 28 players for the finals in the next two weeks and then make his final 23-man selection at the end of April.

'I have a fair idea now. I won't be looking at anyone else now.'

Trinidad will play England, Sweden and Paraguay in the opening round in their first appearance in the finals in June.

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Football / Win loss Record Beenie vs de others
« on: February 07, 2006, 09:53:38 AM »
Okay I think Beenies win los record with us is 10-3-6. I hope this is correct this includes all games played using T&T name. like the last two. Does any one know the win.draw.loss ratio from our other coaches or even coaches of other world cup countries in our group?

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Football / Honduran-based team Results?
« on: February 05, 2006, 02:27:59 AM »
Does any one have the results

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General Discussion / What is a caiman?
« on: February 03, 2006, 09:08:57 AM »
Maybe I have been gone to long from home and for this I am soory and can't change. So excuse this question.

Question: What is a caiman?
apparently it can be found in water ponds.

I was reading the Guardian about this mother whos son was found dead in a pond and when the cops pulled the body three CAIMANs came out the pond.

Please explain

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Football / Lodging
« on: February 01, 2006, 11:02:13 PM »
I have the house booked and have not recieved any PMs for payment let me know if I must cancell the house 40€ a nite kitchen bath all included. when every one lets me know we will have to make grocery. but someone needs to bring some seasoning :P I am awaiting responses June 8th -22 June is when i have the house booked

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Football / Germany Lodging please send info
« on: January 23, 2006, 12:00:48 PM »
I will be posting final info on the lodging
davejenny, andre and TI   please see here on thursday a house for 15ppl. I live close to Frankfurt now soo its alot easier. 40€ per night. 25% Down payment due on March 10th and the Secound 25% April 15th. This way you dont have to come up with the money at once then you pay the rest on arrival. 6 June-22June if yu need more or less days PM me. I dont have access to internet in the week so I will have to borrow a friends comp Thursday then when I go to my old house Saturday I will check messages. If you are interested PM me ASAP

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