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truetrini

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Age Differences
« on: January 10, 2006, 10:24:55 AM »
Age Differences



What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48, 58 and 68?


At 8, you take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18, you tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28, you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38, she tells you a story and take you to bed.
At 48, you tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58, you stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68, if you take her to bed, THAT will be the story!

Offline PortValeChris

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Re: Age Differences
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 12:53:56 PM »
I like it  ;D
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