The newlyweds returned from their honeymoon to begin their new life together. The first morning, however, he entered the kitchen to find his new bride crying. "What's wrong, honey?"
"I wanted to surprise you with a big breakfast, but I can't cook," she sobbed.
He smiled and said, "There, there! I don't care about that. You come up to the bedroom and I'll show you what I like for breakfast." And off they went.
When he hurried home for lunch, he found her in the kitchen, crying again. "Now what's wrong, Sweetie?"
"Same as this morning: I can't cook," she whimpered.
Again, he smiled and said, "Let's go up to the bedroom and I'll have lunch there!" And off they went again.
That evening, when he got home from work, he found his new bride sliding naked down the banister. Then she ran up the stairs and slid down again.
After her third roundtrip, he asked, "Honey? What in the hell are you doing?"
"Warming your dinner!" she sweetly replied.
