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Monkey Eating Lion.
« on: March 24, 2006, 06:45:02 PM »
"A hungry monkey was looking for some food one day
and stumbled into cave where he came across a pile
of lion's bones......

The monkey stood there for a while
staring at the bones when he heard some footsteps
behind him.....as he glanced over his shoulder he saw
a big lion walking towards him...drooling in eager
anticipation of fine monkey cuisine...the monkey
started to panic-"what ah go do??? oh gawd...ah
dead...ah have to think fast...oh yeah ah know what
ah will do!"....then as soon as the lion reached close to
the monkey,the monkey streched and rubbed his belly
-"Ah Boy dat Lion went down real good boy"so the
Lion paused on hearing this...looked at the lion bones
laying on the floor and ran out of the cave as fast as
he could...as he left the cave another monkey who
was maccoing de whole ordeal started to laugh-"Nah
Boy...you so chupid you fall for dat?...boy leh mih
carry to eat some monkey!"...so they both ventured
back into the cave...the next monkey looked over his
shoulder again to see the lion returning...he started to
panic-"what ah go do now...ah dead for sure..have
to think fast!...as they reached close to him he let out
one loud steups-"Boy where de hell de monkey ah
send to bring de next lion boy!""       

 

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