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got to love kids!
« on: May 07, 2006, 10:22:47 AM »


TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE :  Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree,  but also admitted it. Now,     
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish  him?
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.


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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good
cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog"
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people  are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

FOREVER AND ALWAYS "Little Jodie P" :)

 

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