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Offline AB.Trini

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Coincidence
« on: July 08, 2006, 08:23:58 AM »
Coincidence..................



A  chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and
ordered a glass of champagne . The woman perks up and says, "How
about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a
coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, and I'm also
celebrating!", says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the
man.   As they clinked glasses he asked,   "What are you
celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and
today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence,"
says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer.   For years all my hens were
infertile,  but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What
a coincidence!"

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2006, 02:28:26 PM »
ah like dat one
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 02:06:38 PM »
aow  :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 11:21:07 AM »
damn .... :rotfl: :beermug:
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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2006, 10:25:51 PM »
 :shameonyou: :shameonyou: She have a damm right to be drinking 

 

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