>>Men are like....
ay i not hatin on men eh!
>>1. Men are like .Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of
>>you.
>>
>>2. Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
>>they are.
>>
>>
>>3. Men are like . Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change
>>them..
>>
>>4. Men are like . Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
>>sure why
>>
>>
>>
>>5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
>>head
>>right for your hips.
>>
>>6. Men are like . Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they
>>say.
>>
>>7. Men are like . Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always
>>1/2 off.
>>
>>8. Men are like . Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long
>>to mature.
>>
>>9. Men are like . Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign
>>of
>>emotion.
>>
>>10. Men are like . Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
>>little
>>while.
>>
>>11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming,
>>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>>
>>12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
>>bright.
>>
>>13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the
>>rest are
>>handicapped.
>>
>>Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to
>>any
>>understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky
>>enough to
>>know !!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>BEHIND EVERY
>>SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
>>IS HERSELF
>>
>>
>>
>>A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
>>YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
>>SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
>>IN HOT WATER
>>
>>
>>I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
>>ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
>>TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
>>AND A CAREER
>>
>>
>>
>>COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
>>SOME THINGS ARE JUST
>>BETTER RICH
>>
>>
>>I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
>>And I HAVE A GUN
>>
>>
>>
>>WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
>>AND I KNOW HOW
>>TO USE IT
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
>>I DID IT RIGHT
>>THE FIRST TIME
>>
>>
>>
>>DO NOT START WITH ME.
>>YOU WILL NOT WIN
>>
>>
>>ALL STRESSED OUT
>>AND NO ONE
>>TO CHOKE
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>And last but not least:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
>>SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
>>
