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Oranges.
« on: September 11, 2006, 09:04:20 PM »
Lulu was a prostitute - One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
>were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
>
>As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and
>was so ashamed.
>
>Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and
>asked what the line was for.
>
>Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges
>to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at
>the end of the line.
>
>When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said
>"How the heck do you do this at your age?"
>
>She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"
>
>The policeman fainted.

 

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