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Offline palos

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« on: August 23, 2006, 10:53:41 AM »
DISCLAIMER:
Any similarity to real lfe characters is strictly coincidental.....


Truetrini walks into a bar and sees his friend TI slumped over the bar. He walks over
and asks TI what's wrong.
 
"Well boy," replies TI, "you know de beautiful gyul at de gym that I wanted to ask out, but ah
ketch a stand every time ah see she?"
 
"Yeah," replies Truetrini with a laugh.

"Well," says TI, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Truetrini, "When are you going out?"

"Ah went to meet she dis evening," continues TI, "but ah was worried ah would ketch a stand again nah. So ah get some duct tape and tape meh totee to meh leg, so if ah did ketch de stand, it wouldn't show."

"Sounds like a plan" says Truetrini.
 
"So ah get to de door," continues TI, "and ah ring she doorbell. She answer it in de sheerest, tiniest dress yuh ever see."

"And what happened then?"

(TI slumps back over the bar again.)

"Ah kick she in she face."
« Last Edit: August 23, 2006, 11:13:54 AM by palos »
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Re: Oops
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 11:09:52 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Oops
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 12:40:33 PM »
dat gotta hurt ... both ways ... lol  :arguing: :banginghead: :nailbiting:
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Re: Oops
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 11:47:38 PM »
Classic  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: At least the duck tape hold....

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Re: Oops
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2006, 12:11:19 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Oops
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 09:48:25 PM »
bet yuh thas the last time hardest put on a dress

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Re: Oops
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2006, 07:06:45 PM »
That is a boss joke  :beermug:  :beermug:  :rotfl: :rotfl:

 

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