A fella went into the Copyright and Patent office. He tell the clerk that he want application forms to copyright a cookie.
The clerk watch him and say "Hear dis breds, yuh cant copyright a cookie - cookies around for years"
The fella say to the clerk "but yuh see, this cookie special - it does taste like pussy!"
The Clerk didn't believe him so the fella pull out one ah de cookie and give it to the clerk to taste. The clerk take a bite and spit it out same speed, bawling "this cookie taste like shit!" The fella watch the clerk and tell him "turn it around man, turn it around!".
