Patrick Manning is at his weekly meeting with Max Richards, when he turns round and says:
"As I'm the PM, I'm thinking of changing how the Country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom", to which
Max Richards replies: "I'm sorry Patrick Manning, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge- and you're not a King."
Patrick Manning thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" to which
Max Richards replied "Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince- and you're not a Prince,
Patrick Manning". Again, Manning thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
Max Richards, getting a little pissed off by now replied: "Sorry again, Mr. Manning, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge- and you are not an Emperor."
Before Patrick Manning could utter another word,
Max Richards said: "I think we're doing quite nicely as a COUNTRY".
