"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient."
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"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It
couldn't have been
bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able
to struggle to
his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry,"
said the doctor..
"I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a doctor
and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.