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Ready....Aim
« on: February 21, 2007, 02:34:22 PM »
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and
one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the
executioner
asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner
asks if
she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes
execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The
guards
bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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Re: Ready....Aim
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 02:44:52 PM »
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Perhaps the epitome of a Trinidadian is the child in the third row class with a dark skin and crinkly plaits who looks at you out of decidedly Chinese eyes and announces herself as Jacqueline Maharaj.- Merle Hodge

 

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