A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose
fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans
and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of
a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He
jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and
pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty
lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this
was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla
got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the
husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more
skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now...
Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the
gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you
have a headache."
