>>A little white boy was watching his mother in the kitchen making a
>>chocolate cake from scratch.
>>While the mother had her head turned, the little white boy went to
>>the table dipped both hands in the chocolate frosting and covered
>>his face with it.
>>The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said
>>"Boy, what the hell are you doing?
>>The son gleefully replied "Look Mama! I'm black!!!"
>>Themother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son.
>>She then said "Boy, go show your father what you've done!
>>The boy then walked into the den where his father was reading and
>>said "Look Daddy! I'm black!!"
>>The father put his magazine down with a very puzzled look on his
>>face (seeing the chocolate on the boy's face.)
>>The father said "Come here, boy!" The boy came to him and the
>>father smacked his son across his head.
>>The father angrily said "Now go show your grandpa what you've
>>done!!!"
>>The boy then slowly walked to his grandpa who was on the porch and
>>said, "Um... Grandpa. Look what I did. I'm black now"
>>The grandfather said gruffly, "COME HERE BOY!" The grandfather took
>>the boy
>>over his knee and proceeded to spank him.
>>"That'll teach you! Now go back in the kitchen with your mama!!!
>>The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said "I hope
>>you've learned your lesson, young man!"
>>The boy says with a scowl on his face "Hell yeah! I've been black
>>for 5 minutes and I hate you white mothaf**ka's already!
