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capodetutticapi:
Larry and Scott

Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2
between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door
to the butcher's shop and spent the $2 on one large sausage.

Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all."

Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots
of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They
downed their drinks.

Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on
your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed
them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar

mal jeux:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Dutty:
:rotfl: :rotfl:

1-868:

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'

Observer:
saw it coming but still :rotfl:

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