Guts and Balls
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the men, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say,
"You're next, fatty."