This is crazy......
Bush Money!!!
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
Cheney added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,'Such big-shots back there.
Sh*t I could throw all of y'all @sses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is ........ YOUR ATTITUDE!