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Offline AB.Trini

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Life's little lessons
« on: December 19, 2008, 04:16:03 PM »
today's lesson:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

« Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 11:14:39 AM by AB.Trini »

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Re: Life's little lessons
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 05:01:59 PM »
AB ah know ah couple places ah could give she meh sperm an eh get no baby. :devil:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

 

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