A man learns from his doctor that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the dire prognosis, he asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they go at it.
That night, as the man gets into bed, he looks at the clock and realizes he has only eight hours left. He turns to his beautiful wife and asks, "Please honey-just one more time before I die."
"Sure, dear, anything for you," she replies, and they made love for the second time.
After tossing and turning for another four hours, he sees that he is down to his last few hours. He rouses his wife and says, "Do you think we could...."
"For God's sake!" his wife snaps. "I have to get up in the morning. You don't."
