A goat called Harry.
Written By: Sam.
Three Jamaicans and this 3 Trinis went camping in Maracas mountains
They spent days out there and ran out of food
So they decided to go and hunt for some wild meat
They caught nothing except for a goat
The goat was very tame as apparently it got away from some close by villagers and was living wild
So the men thought the goat was so nice and provided a mans best friend kinda bond and with no women around yuh never know what can happen in these jungle
They decided they will not kill him (as yet)
One Jamaican jump out and said, "I fi call this gort Harry
De Trinis replied with laughter.......
Days past and still the men had no food to eat
They had no choice now but to kill the goat to eat so they can survive
One of the Jamaicans said "I will cook the goat because I took special care of him when he was alive, besides, Jamaicans is known as curry goat specialist
And one Trini say, nah man, Trinis are the best cooks, I will cook him
They decided to flip a coin in which the Jamaican won
So the Jamaican got busy cooking the goat
When the goat was done cooking and now its was time to eat
One Trini shouted out "this goat taste like shit
The goat tasted so bad another Trini said. "Yardie, yuh f00ck up de cook
The other two Jamaicans replied
"yuh mean he cook up de f00ck.
