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Offline zuluwarrior

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Husband Store
« on: February 08, 2011, 10:23:20 AM »
 A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
 
 You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
 
 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
 Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
 She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
 
 Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
 
 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
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> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
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> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
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> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
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> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
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> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
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> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
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> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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> PLEASE NOTE:
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.
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> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 10:41:54 AM »
so true ;D
I pity the fool....

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 07:16:29 PM »
 :beermug: :beermug:
We fire de old set ah managers we had wukkin..and iz ah new group we went and we bring in. And if the goods we require de new managers not supplying, when election time come back round iz new ones we bringin. For iz one ting about my people I can guarantee..They will never ever vote party b4 country

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2011, 02:18:02 PM »
Flawless :applause:
Little known fact: The online transportation medium called Uber was pioneered in Trinidad & Tobago in the 1960's. It was originally called pullin bull.

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2011, 03:15:47 PM »
haha
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