A college professor was doing a study testing the
senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers candy.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one
at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red.............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey flavored
lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the
children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
