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Catching fly
« on: May 02, 2012, 07:18:20 AM »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
 
"Wha yuh doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Fly"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yeh, 3 male, 2 Female," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How yuh tell dem apart?"

He responded,
"3 was on a beer bottle,
2 was on de phone"
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