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Offline weary1969

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Best patients 2 operate.
« on: September 30, 2012, 07:26:23 PM »
Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first a Cuban surgeon says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second a Jamaican responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third a Barbadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over

But the fifth a Trinidadian surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"

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Re: Best patients 2 operate.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 07:56:36 AM »
Old but still sweet  ;D
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead
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