Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman are out for a stroll on the Las Vegas Strip one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do? " First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world." "I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked.
Pinocchio replies: "Who the hell is JACK WARNER?"