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Offline Observer

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Dive Instructor
« on: January 28, 2013, 02:55:58 PM »
A German tourist asks a Florida dive guide.
"Why do scuba divers always fall backwards
off their boats?"
To which the Floida guide replies:
"Lord thunderin' Jesus, you must be stunned as me arse.
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the f**kin boat!"
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Re: Dive Instructor
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2013, 05:30:11 PM »
I agree with the floridian on this one. If the scuba diver had his legs off the side of the boat (so that he could lean forward to exit the boat) wouldn't the boat capsize?
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Re: Dive Instructor
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 12:13:54 PM »
Quote from: kounty on February 01, 2013, 05:30:11 PM
I agree with the floridian on this one. If the scuba diver had his legs off the side of the boat (so that he could lean forward to exit the boat) wouldn't the boat capsize?
Boat or canoe  ;D
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Re: Dive Instructor
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 05:11:35 PM »
Quote from: Observer on February 02, 2013, 12:13:54 PM
Quote from: kounty on February 01, 2013, 05:30:11 PM
I agree with the floridian on this one. If the scuba diver had his legs off the side of the boat (so that he could lean forward to exit the boat) wouldn't the boat capsize?
Boat or canoe  ;D

Yuh have to forgive de Arabs... tuh dem both is de same  ;D
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