After Jack win de election a fella decide now is the time to become a politician and Jack party look the best to him so he went to the ILP office to join.
He open the door and went up to the receptionist.
Fella " Hi miss ah want tuh join de party and become a ILP politician !!"
Receptionist tell him welcome and han him a form " Full dis out"
The fella look at de form an start to full it out, then he stop an ask the recptionist.
" Miss dis question correct, whY allyuh want to know if ah circumcise ?"
Receptionist " Yes of course, to be a politician in dis party we have to make sure yuh is a COMPLETE PRICK !!!"