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Offline dtool

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Bring back the Blonde jokes!!!!!
« on: February 25, 2014, 06:11:27 AM »
Old but great for the snow days:

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in England
were listening to the radio during breakfast.  They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so  the Snowploughs can get through.  "So the good wife
went out and moved her car.
 
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so
the Snowploughs can get through.  The good wife went out and moved
her car again.
 
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out.  The good
wife was  very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "I don't know what to do.  Which side of the street do I
need to park on so the Snowploughs can get through?"
 
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men
who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied;

 "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
 
 ......I didn't see it coming either!
 
 
 



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Re: Bring back the Blonde jokes!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 01:10:22 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"

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Re: Bring back the Blonde jokes!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2015, 06:32:43 PM »
Why was the blonde pleased with herself because it only took her 6 months to complete a jigsaw puzzle?