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Subject: Lawyers will love this...
« on: May 05, 2014, 04:35:51 PM »
Subject: Lawyers will love this...
 
A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defence: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

"Well put," the judge replied.

"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 years imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. ....

Don't mess with lawyers.....manipulation is their game!.

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Re: Subject: Lawyers will love this...
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2014, 07:53:51 PM »
Ah love it  :rotfl: :rotfl: good one.
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