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Offline fishs

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Lil Johnnie again
« on: November 28, 2005, 05:50:58 AM »
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears
or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose
and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

 "Oh,Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

 "That's great", said Little Johnnie,
 "-coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses."

 
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Re: Lil Johnnie again
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2005, 04:40:10 AM »
I love little Johnnie
Born in SanDo
Raised in Marabella and Gasparillo
Lived in Philly
Join the US Army
Moved to Oklahoma
Deployed to Bosnia
Stayed in Hungary
Retired In Germany
Was at the WC
Cheering for Latapy
Deployed to Kosovo
Y? I don't know
Moved back to America
To live in Virginia
Retired age 44
This is my life

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Re: Lil Johnnie again
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2005, 02:31:32 PM »
that lil f**ker :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

 

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