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Offline AB.Trini

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unzip dat mini skirt
« on: December 09, 2005, 09:01:44 PM »
TIGHT SKIRT

>>>
>>>TIGHT SKIRT
>>>
>>>    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
>>>wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus
>>>stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
>>>skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
>>>the first step of the bus.
>>>     Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
>>>driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
>>>thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
>>>She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
>>>    So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind
>>>her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time
>>>attempted the
>>>step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her
>>>leg.
>>>    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
>>>unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
>>>   A bout this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
>>>picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
>>>step of the bus.
>>>     She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
>>>yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you
>>>are!"
>>>     The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would
>>>agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind
>>>'a figured we was friends.
>>>
>>>
>>>

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Re: unzip dat mini skirt
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2005, 03:17:52 AM »
Ah like it
Ah want de woman on de bass