Dwigth stops to visit his coach who has a broken leg.
His coach says, "My feet are cold son .
Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please son."
Dwight goes upstairs,
and there are his coach's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.
"Hi, girls. the gaffer sent me up here to shag you."
The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
His coach yells back, "Of course, both of them."