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Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« on: December 13, 2005, 01:14:26 AM »
Dwigth stops to visit his coach who has a broken leg.
His coach says, "My feet are cold son .

Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please son."

Dwight goes upstairs,
and there are his coach's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters.

"Hi, girls. the gaffer sent me up here to shag you."

The first daughter says, "That's not true."
He says, "I'll prove it."
He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"


His coach yells back, "Of course, both of them."
Ah want de woman on de bass

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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2005, 05:12:11 AM »
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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2005, 08:01:50 AM »
dat is ah boss joke dey.

lol

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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2005, 04:01:34 PM »
Tut tut tut tut  :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2005, 07:22:36 PM »
great  joke lol

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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 11:15:21 AM »
now that is ah cockman.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2005, 04:13:21 PM »
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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 12:14:41 AM »
lawwwwwd haha... talk abt mischeivous.  :devil:

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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2005, 02:48:11 AM »
Fish? You ah mess  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2005, 06:59:14 AM »
improvisation at its best, somehow ah feel this is ah true story!
lol
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Re: Why Dwight relly had tuh leave ManU
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2005, 07:25:06 AM »
Nice ....... one is never enough  :beermug:
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