A man loved birds, he had hundreds of books and DVDs about them and pictures and ornaments, everythings from Eagles to Blue Tits. SO one day his wife decides that she was going to give him a special treat for his birthday, she decided that she was going to have a small bird tattood on each arse cheek so that when he's taking her from behind, not only will he be turned on by her sexy rear but also turned on by the tattoos of the birds.
She went to the tattoo parlour and told the tattooist what she wanted.
"I can't tattoo birds, I can only do bees" he said. The woman who had plucked up courage for the past couple of weeks and still nervous was determined to have the tattoos and she remembered that her husband was also interested in insects so she agreed.
That night, after a meal to celebrate her husbands birthday, she told him to sit down because she had a sexy present for him, she then turned around and slowly lifted up her short skirt then slowly slipped of her knickers then bent down.
"do you like what you see" she asked
"Er yes" He answered " But who the f*ck is BoB?"
