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Offline *~*steph*~*

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If the rubber wouldn't have torn
« on: December 25, 2005, 09:32:35 AM »
Kissing is a habit 
F***ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain 
The guy says i love you 
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you' 
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain 
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore 
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn   ;D ;D
« Last Edit: December 25, 2005, 09:03:35 PM by Tallman »
NaPaRiMa FoR lYfE !!bUn DeM pReZ mEn

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Re: check this poem out
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2005, 11:38:55 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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To market, to market, with my uncle Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him
Now, Tomatoes don't hurt with their soft juicy skin
But this one it knackered, 'cause it come in a tin

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Re: check this poem out
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2005, 02:08:41 PM »
good lord....lol! allyuh eh good nah. nice poem tho....its truthful!
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Re: check this poem out
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2005, 03:34:52 PM »
Wah de man do wrong?

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Re: check this poem out
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2005, 07:45:33 PM »
Hey, is not mine, alright...and ah stickin' wit' dat story
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