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Nurse Nancy n Doctors
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:29:40 AM »
TWO DOCTORS ARE IN THE HALLWAY COMPLAINING ABOUT NURSE NANCY..
"SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!"THE FIRST DOCTOR SAYS"SHE DOES EVERYTHING BACKWARDS..
JUST LAST WEEK I TOLD HER TO GIVE A MAN TWO MILLIGRAMS OF MORPHINE EVERY TEN HOURS,SHE GAVE HIM 10 MILLIGRAMS EVERY TWO HOURS,HE ALMOST DIED!"
"THAT'S NOTHING,"SAID THE SECOND DOCTOR,"EARLIER THIS WEEK I TOLD HER TO GIVE A MN AN ENEMA EVERY 24 HOURS,SHE TRIED TO GIVE HIM 24 ENEMAS IN ONE HOUR!"
ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HEARD A BLOOD CURLDING SCREAM FROM DOWN THE HALLWAYS..
"O MY GAWD! I JUS REALSIED THAT I TOLD NURSE NANCY TO prick mr. smith's boil!!!"" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2006, 06:18:59 PM by Tallman »
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Re: NURSE NANCY N DOCTORS
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 12:12:11 PM »
Nasty but nice  :rotfl:
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Re: NURSE NANCY N DOCTORS
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2006, 05:51:13 PM »
good one.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.