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Jokes / The Ferret
« on: July 31, 2006, 04:23:26 PM »
A man is having a quiet drink in a pub when a tramp comes up and asks, ‘Wanna buy this for £50?’ He pulls a ferret from his pocket. ‘What the hell would I want to buy that for?’ asks the man. ‘This ferret will give you the best blow job of your life,’ the tramp says. The guy thinks his leg is being pulled, and tells the tramp to sling his hook. Undeterred, the tramps continues, ‘Look, if you don’t believe me, take it outside for a free trial.’ The guy takes the ferret out to the back of the pub. Straight away, the animal unzips his trousers and gives him the best blow job of his life. So the guy carries the ferret back into the pub, gives the tramp £50 and takes the animal home. When his battleaxe of a wife opens the front door, the man proudly holds up the ferret. ‘Look what I’ve bought for £50,’ he proclaims. ‘What on earth did you buy that for?’ she asks angrily. ‘This ferret gave me the best blow job of my life!’ he exclaims. ‘Well,’ she says, annoyed. ‘What the hell do you want me to do with it?’ The man replies, ‘Teach it how to cook – and then f**k off!’
Apologies if it's been posted before.
Apologies if it's been posted before.