Many moons ago, ah bounce up a cute fuh days Taiwanese woman wid a mild androgynous edge ... ah was on the train in Big City and we chatted to the point that I deliberately went past my stop to reason with her lil more. We end up liming ... ah meal here, ah chill there, she invite me to come by her wuk ... we lime, buh she was striking me as being off my usual "blazing and lashing" pace ... buh I din press de issue. One day we eating and she ease into explanation: she is a lesbian, was in a relationship that ended ... her parents din know. Dahis why she din want to leave Big City to return to Tainan. Long story.
I listened to the whole thing. Asked questions as they arose ... buh ah continue liming as the weeks went ahead. One Saturday night, early Sunday morning ... she called me with a curious line of reasoning. I take a real #@#$# militant line with the conversation and the conversation ended prematurely coz she geh vex. I stupse and crawl in meh bed bout 2am. Round about half seven de landline blazing. Could we meet for coffee? Half hour?
Ah grumbling all de way to frigging Starbucks (it wasn't actually Starbucks buh allyuh go hadda hold that) ... she want to see my place ... Well well well ... draws drop ... even as we "blazing and lashing" ah shaking meh #@#$ head. Talking to mehself and smiling. You believe this shit ah saying... all kinda thing. De blaze was average. A kind of virgin scene but not awkward. Good enough for a callback. Feeling like there's always tomorrow, ah eh dig nutten.
We decide to take a walk on de town. Everything cool and mellow and I in Taiwanese heaven (not a bad place, I recommend it
). Then she started to feel "conflicted". According to her de chat de night before kinda moistened things, buh now she was feeling giddy and a lil bewildered.
So ... ah geh meh blaze, buh in de end there was no new world order. Couple times after that I thought we might pull off a repeat performance, but that was not to be. Wha yuh go do?