**THE OFFICIAL HUNKS THREAD**

[WestCoast]

WC, so write de ting so people could read nuh? Why de cloak and dagger?

Rooks go figure it out
she smarter dan most on here

[TriniCana]

anyways he name Carlos Edwards and he is ah footballer fur dey Soca Warriors.
I ain't know what part ah dey world he kicking ball in dese days...

I tink dis is wha Eagle Eye Quagmire did spot oui
pssssst Rooks, he playing for Sunderland wid Yorke and Stern....ahrite
any whoo
de curry dun cook
later eh

WC, so write de ting so people could read nuh? Why de cloak and dagger?

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Coco, I doh know why Sherah trying to inflagerate meh constitution...leave she so. She feel is only mout ah have an she feeling safe dey. Leave it so until...

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee same ting ah say

MMOUTHHHHHHH  lawd

[cocoapanyol]

WC, so write de ting so people could read nuh? Why de cloak and dagger?

Rooks go figure it out
she smarter dan most on here

so wha bout me?? 

[Queen Macoomeh]

if he did say 'smarter dan all' is den I wudda bring court case.

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Sherah! Keep talking, ah reloading...yuh say yuh does cry easy but still jooking jackspanier nes...go troo, go troo!

[Queen Macoomeh]

some no name hunk. Nobody could say ah bias...

[TriniCana]

if he did say 'smarter dan all' is den I wudda bring court case.

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Sherah! Keep talking, ah reloading...yuh say yuh does cry easy but still jooking jackspanier nes...go troo, go troo!

watch neh Babsey...reload and walk wid extra cartridge ya know...
ah getting back to meh normal self on dey hour every hour....

is time fur dey ole Cana tur return....ah play enough saint up in dis necking place.
man fass to tell meh ah mellow out - jus so
ah say to mehself lemme behave little bit and sit back and watch dey happenings around meh....like dat ain't even enough.

so ah turn ein and turn back out...

AH REACH...well almost

Queen make bread fur Bana nah...Coco make chocolate cake wid nuts
Ah find allyuh should treat dey tourist like ah TOURIST and give she anything she ask fur....and not beg.
Yes Coco ah coming fur meh health....say wha ya want. Ah want bread
hmm make it 2 loaf nah


arigh ah gone... and see who ah could harrass on MSN dere...ah seeing people victims online 

[cocoapanyol]

Cana...is bread yuh akse meh tuh make?  Girl...like yuh eh get yuh medication tuhday or wha.  NOW..if yuh akse meh tuh BUY ah nice bread fuh yuh, dat eh go be no problem but mix dese fingers in flour and water?   No sah!!

I go take yuh anywhere yuh want tuh go tuh make yuh message

MILO
KLIM
GREEN FIG
SMOKE HERRING
SALT FISH
PIG TAIL
OX TAIL
COW FOOT
FISH EYE
FISH TAIL

whatever de hell yuh want...jes doh akse meh tuh bake nuttin!!

[TriniCana]

Cana...is bread yuh akse meh tuh make?  Girl...like yuh eh get yuh medication tuhday or wha.  NOW..if yuh akse meh tuh BUY ah nice bread fuh yuh, dat eh go be no problem but mix dese fingers in flour and water?   No sah!!

I go take yuh anywhere yuh want tuh go tuh make yuh message

MILO
KLIM
BROWN SUGAR
GREEN FIG
SMOKE HERRING
SALT FISH
PIG TAIL
OX TAIL
COW FOOT
FRY PLANTATIN
FISH EYE
FISH TAIL

<stares down CoCo>
but wha you think it is?  las boat tur Grenada ?
after Fish Tail ah was lookin for dey oder line wid ground provision and seeweed...
all ah askin fur is Milo and Roti...you reach wid fish eye oui...

look put ya key under dey mat, lemme make grocery in ya kitchen...
So since ya not putting dem fingers in dow....Queen like ya have ah double up dere...start now and avoid dey rush eh

<remembers to bring she milk in dey blue bottle>

btw it have ping pong and sunshine snacks corn curles in TO ?

[cocoapanyol]

Cana...is bread yuh akse meh tuh make?  Girl...like yuh eh get yuh medication tuhday or wha.  NOW..if yuh akse meh tuh BUY ah nice bread fuh yuh, dat eh go be no problem but mix dese fingers in flour and water?   No sah!!

I go take yuh anywhere yuh want tuh go tuh make yuh message

MILO
KLIM
BROWN SUGAR
GREEN FIG
SMOKE HERRING
SALT FISH
PIG TAIL
OX TAIL
COW FOOT
FRY PLANTATIN
FISH EYE
FISH TAIL

<stares down CoCo>
but wha you think it is?  las boat tur Grenada ?
after Fish Tail ah was lookin for dey oder line wid ground provision and seeweed...
all ah askin fur is Milo and Roti...you reach wid fish eye oui...

look put ya key under dey mat, lemme make grocery in ya kitchen...
So since ya not putting dem fingers in dow....Queen like ya have ah double up dere...start now and avoid dey rush eh

<remembers to bring she milk in dey blue bottle>

btw it have ping pong and sunshine snacks corn curles in TO ?

but how yuh cross out all de sea food so.  Yuh eh like smoke herring?  Girrrrrrrrl...ah nice smoke herrin and bake.  Yuh ever eat dat wid salt fish and all kinda provision mix up?  It have some kinda name fuh dat but ah cyar remember it now.  Sweet too bad.

Corn curls?  Ping Pong?  Girl, if you fine dat anyway, I sure it wrap up in cobweb.  When lass yuh lay yuh eyes on dem ting?

[TriniCana]

it ain't have enough perfume in dis world to hide smoke herring smell from ya clothes..
ah ain't want nobody come up behind meh and ask "herrin taste good sista ?"
furthermore it ain't have nobody in Trinidad dat thinking up dey idea to design ah toothpaste for smoke herring taste purposes only.

Thanks but noooooooooo Thanks.

Make dey bake nuh...ah go put cheese wid it.

<throws ein Ketchup> <stares down Queen> hush

[Queen Macoomeh]

Ah use to wear meh nails long eh and eat roti wid a knife an fork. But not no longer Josephine...

I could make a mean bake and de flour doh bodda meh. But ah not toting ting to Toronto for anybody, expressly Sherah over so.

I can not stand the smell of herring...NAH!!! OH GEEEEDE!!! Never could...de huzzy like it doh..

*stares back at Sherah*

[TriniCana]

Ah use to wear meh nails long eh and eat roti wid a knife an fork. But not no longer Josephine...

I could make a mean bake and de flour doh bodda meh. But ah not toting ting to Toronto for anybody, expressly Sherah over so.

I can not stand the smell of herring...NAH!!! OH GEEEEDE!!! Never could...de huzzy like it doh..

*stares back at Sherah*

what ya likes wha ya see-iss ??
so ya cyah tote ONE FRY bake in ya handbag for meh?  dey hotel ah staying in doh have customs officer ya know
jus make it as big as ah pizza and it go be jus one....aright?

is everyting ah hadda explain to ya so ?

[Queen Macoomeh]

what part of "NO" have yuh confuse?

[cocoapanyol]

Lawwwwwwd...is both ah allyuh doh like smoke herrin?  True de smell strong but light two candle in de room or sometin nah.

Well, more fuh me.

[Queen Macoomeh]

I doh know Coco girl, ah cah handle it, candle or no candle.

When de huzzy making it ah does run. It actually makes me gag..

[cocoapanyol]

I doh know Coco girl, ah cah handle it, candle or no candle.

When de huzzy making it ah does run. It actually makes me gag..

Love it, love it, love it. 

[TriniCana]

Dutty say we having fantasties bout we significant oder, ah pot spoon and ah tin ah MILO
actually he damn right oui...forget blasted strawberry and honey

[cocoapanyol]

arrright nahhhhhhhhhhhhh...yuh go get yuh MILO!!!

Lawwwwwwwwwwwd!!

[Savannah boy]

Steups, allyuh put Jack Warner but forget Brigo.

[TriniCana]

Steups, allyuh put Jack Warner but forget Brigo.

take back ya damn steups eh...dry so?
why ya doh go brave and put ya snap in here ?

you watch 54 pages ah man and den telling we we ain't put Brigo ?
look again, you'll see not only brigo, but black stalin and Spangalang too.

[cocoapanyol]

Steups, allyuh put Jack Warner but forget Brigo.

take back ya damn steups eh...dry so?
why ya doh go brave and put ya snap in here ?

you watch 54 pages ah man and den telling we we ain't put Brigo ?
look again, you'll see not only brigo, but black stalin and Spangalang too.

Oh gorm Cana...how yuh so?  De fella jes lookin fuh ah lil attention.  Blow him ah kiss and leave him nah!!  Poor ting.

[TriniCana]

Steups, allyuh put Jack Warner but forget Brigo.

take back ya damn steups eh...dry so?
why ya doh go brave and put ya snap in here ?

you watch 54 pages ah man and den telling we we ain't put Brigo ?
look again, you'll see not only brigo, but black stalin and Spangalang too.

Oh gorm Cana...how yuh so?  De fella jes lookin fuh ah lil attention.  Blow him ah kiss and leave him nah!!  Poor ting.

dey last man ah blow ah kiss too...he take meh serious, and come pucking up he effin lips

savannah paste ya snap nah...ah waiting

[Savannah boy]

Trini Cana watch yuh sauce.  I from St. Ann's yuh know.  Doh feel I eh go know yuh or somebody you know either by name or from the plethora of nick names we have in dat area.  How come yuh doh hail out Bally and Jahyouth if yuh really from St. Ann's?  I eh taking yuh bait.  Send me a PM and prove yuh from St. Ann's.  I feel yuh playing.  Jes because yuh go round de round about or visit ah Carnival when yuh small doh make yuh a St. Ann's resident.  It have more to we than dat.  And horning Manning wife doh qualify either. 

[WestCoast]

some ah allya like ah "Hasbro -Bake Oven"
allya not EASY 

[TriniCana]

Trini Cana watch yuh sauce.  I from St. Ann's yuh know.  Doh feel I eh go know yuh or somebody you know either by name or from the plethora of nick names we have in dat area.  How come yuh doh hail out Bally and Jahyouth if yuh really from St. Ann's?  I eh taking yuh bait.  Send me a PM and prove yuh from St. Ann's.  I feel yuh playing.  Jes because yuh go round de round about or visit ah Carnival when yuh small doh make yuh a St. Ann's resident.  It have more to we than dat.  And horning Manning wife doh qualify either. 

but what dey jail is dis ?
Savannah ah see like ya jus come or something ??
WHERE you see I say I is ah St Anns Resident ?
Ah born in St. Anns and darlin ah just spent time in dey mental insitution - ummm visiting people at put dere.

But this redness is ah PROUD member of dey CUREPE Residence Association ah standpipe wining and BAR hopping.

so you want me to send ya ah PM eh?
alright gimme 4 mins and i'll send ya one.

where ya snap ?

p.s dis sauce or source does run freely.....watch yours 

[Bakes]

Trini Cana watch yuh sauce.  I from St. Ann's yuh know.  Doh feel I eh go know yuh or somebody you know either by name or from the plethora of nick names we have in dat area.  How come yuh doh hail out Bally and Jahyouth if yuh really from St. Ann's?  I eh taking yuh bait.  Send me a PM and prove yuh from St. Ann's.  I feel yuh playing.  Jes because yuh go round de round about or visit ah Carnival when yuh small doh make yuh a St. Ann's resident.  It have more to we than dat.  And horning Manning wife doh qualify either. 

but what dey jail is dis ?
Savannah ah see like ya jus come or something ??
WHERE you see I say I is ah St Anns Resident ?
Ah born in St. Anns and darlin ah just spent time in dey mental insitution - ummm visiting people at put dere.

But this redness is ah PROUD member of dey CUREPE Residence Association ah standpipe wining and BAR hopping.

so you want me to send ya ah PM eh?
alright gimme 4 mins and i'll send ya one.

where ya snap ?

p.s dis sauce or source does run freely.....watch yours 

Ay ay...yuh back?  Whey happen tuh yuh cousin Rookmin?

[Grande]

ah lawd 
ya know ah must check and see if he related in some way yes....jus hadda remember is ah married man to ah well respectable oman

who is dis fella?  Ah doh recognize him and since it look like fight breakin over him, ah needs tuh know de cause!!

doh make joke....if ah tell ya daiz meh half brother, Queen lustin over, ya go believe meh ?

watch he face good, den watch mine?  <blinks blinks>

anyways he name Carlos Edwards and he is ah footballer fur dey Soca Warriors.
I ain't know what part ah dey world he kicking ball in dese days...

ya know ah should go and find out if meh fadda ever make ruction behind meh mudda back yes....dat too close gyul 

oh lawd...

Cana is a good thing this in a thread where few ppl go venture oui

[TriniCana]

oh geeede
meh grip pack..... ah have meh milo and roti money set aside
and ah walkin wid extra clean underwear jus incase.....

oh yeah and ah bib....ah  ready

BRACE

[TriniCana]

ah lawd 
ya know ah must check and see if he related in some way yes....jus hadda remember is ah married man to ah well respectable oman

who is dis fella?  Ah doh recognize him and since it look like fight breakin over him, ah needs tuh know de cause!!

doh make joke....if ah tell ya daiz meh half brother, Queen lustin over, ya go believe meh ?

watch he face good, den watch mine?  <blinks blinks>

anyways he name Carlos Edwards and he is ah footballer fur dey Soca Warriors.
I ain't know what part ah dey world he kicking ball in dese days...

ya know ah should go and find out if meh fadda ever make ruction behind meh mudda back yes....dat too close gyul 

oh lawd...

Cana is a good thing this in a thread where few ppl go venture oui

Grand you stay dey and feel so...is only 4 oman in here...all ah we have wuk.
you think dey 4 ah we come in here so often ?  furthermore dem only have limited lip to give me talks bout Carlos and where he kickin he ball dese days....honestly me ain't really care where he kicking..ah jus happy dey almighty take he time wid he.
unlike some ah dem mudda ass in here....steups


but ah hadly seeing ya dese days at dey late hour...wha happening wid you ?

[Queen Macoomeh]

well, lawd...what to say about Cana in Toronto?

Ah want to buss a line in here eh but ah promise Fadda Erasmus not to sin meh soul. He done warn meh ah on de edge of de precipiss.