Today is Einstein's birthday. His Unknown Theory

[WestCoast]

 Today is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107.  Few people
 remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
 after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
 
 He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and
 postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts; the
 attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
 
 This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
 

[pecan]

Today is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107.  Few people
 remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
 after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
 
 He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and
 postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts; the
 attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
 
 This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
 

E = M(titty)squared

[Queen Macoomeh]

MC was an unknown entitty...

Einstein was a real boob doh eh? But ah guess de wife was a real hootenanny.

Glad ah get dat awf meh ches'.

[cocoapanyol]

Daise ah good one.  Ah wasn't expecting dat!!