USA: Such tasteful Hors d'heurves, sumptuous finger foods, wow!
TnT: Whuddy ass is dis? Whey de blasted food?
USA: Here Kitty kitty... get down from that roof munchkins.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come down from de friggin gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!
USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?
USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy,...... stop flingin meh grip so.
USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
TnT: Yute-man, fly open de bonnet deh!
USA: I love you girl.
TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.
USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap.
TnT: Look at dat lil brooko foot boy dey...
USA: It's time for a perm.
TnT: Gyul , yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all dem gren-gren showin.
USA: I have a stomach ache.
TnT: Oh gorm..............meh belly gripein meh.
USA: He has no manners.
TnT: He doh have no broughtupsee.
USA: WOW!...........he ! has such a bad body odor
TnT: Yuh doh bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink! Yuh Kickin!!!
USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.
USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
TnT: He duncee fuh so.
USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up.
USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl.
TnT: A..A...! You still alive gyul?
USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity.
TnT: Jeezanages!!......current gorn again.
USA: This meal is not too bad.
TnT: ! Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.
USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy.
TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so...yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot self?
