**THE OFFICIAL HUNKS THREAD**

[TriniCana]

well, lawd...what to say about Cana in Toronto?

Ah want to buss a line in here eh but ah promise Fadda Erasmus not to sin meh soul. He done warn meh ah on de edge of de precipiss.

say it nah.....
ah done know what ya was plannin on saying....

leave meh alone nah....how it shape is how it <cawf>
oh gawd ah dying here 

[WestCoast]

Cana, wid de way de CN Tower leaning, I hope Dasheen Bush ent get no funny ideas eh

all ah allya who feting in Toronto
have a great time & Play safe eh
I go check back een in two weeks, laters

[TriniCana]

Cana, wid de way de CN Tower leaning, I hope Dasheen Bush ent get no funny ideas eh

all ah allya who feting in Toronto
have a great time & Play safe eh
I go check back een in two weeks, laters

well we ain't go make front page ah no papers....datz fur sure...
hopefully nobody ain't make centerfold...oh gawd oh 

[Queen Macoomeh]

well talk fuh yuhself! I planning to make a centrefold or be de Sunshine Girl - or in my case de Sunshine Ole Fowl.

[WestCoast]

cough like so cough

from here 

aye, i din neva kno day was a species of fowl called the "Frizzle Fowl", I always taught dat was ah Trini ting

[Queen Macoomeh]

if you know how I like the word 'frizzle'...it is so descriptive.

and please stop posting photos of me. It's rude. 

[cocoapanyol]

I see WestCoast searching skills are at it again!!

[TriniCana]

<adds ah noder draws in she grip>
for some strange reason ah feel ah ain't go have enough....

[Queen Macoomeh]

yuh want meh bring some extra diaper in meh daughter baby bag?

[TriniCana]

i truly hope with extra padding and WC if ya thinking ah putting ah link of something...please think again.

i starting to get worried yes..between you and Coco ah fraid i won't survive dey pressures of fallin off ah chair constantly. ah might fall and damage meh self and meh finger nails and dem.

lemme put meh health card in meh purse ya hear

[Queen Macoomeh]

put a bib, some vicks an a defribulator in de bag too, in case nuh..

and put a barcode on yuh forrid in case yuh cah get up after a fall an ah have to call UPS. He could come an scan yuh and sen yuh back to London. 

But look how all yuh mashin up meh hunks tread nuh? 

Ah going to take snaps of all de hunks in Toronto fuh Caribana. Ah hope when ah snappin dem, dey wife doh come and accost meh nuh. One time ah akse a fella to leh meh snap he and he wife had she whole bottom lip haul up over she head. Is one snap ah take an she getin on as doh ah invite he by me to see meh etchins.

I en able nuh...

[TriniCana]

Limacol....
doh rub meh down wid Vicks eh. dat does interfere with meh puffume

[Queen Macoomeh]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

[TriniCana]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

uhmm..  <stares>

well since it ain't have no man in dis lime, ah feel it not necessary to smell too too pretty...ah go bathe yes, but ah might miss ah spot or 2 just incase - allyuh TO oman too dangerous for me....
 
ah go jus wear meh mitchum deodarnt and call dat Bissessar....

ah still waiting on Coco to tell meh if it have ah caribana shoe sale in TO dat weekend. lemme know how to budget meh milo and roti money.  she done tell meh milo is 10$ ah tin....ah want to dead

[pecan]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

uhmm..  <stares>

well since it ain't have no man in dis lime, ah feel it not necessary to smell too too pretty...ah go bathe yes, but ah might miss ah spot or 2 just incase - allyuh TO oman too dangerous for me....
 
ah go jus wear meh mitchum deodarnt and call dat Bissessar....

ah still waiting on Coco to tell meh if it have ah caribana shoe sale in TO dat weekend. lemme know how to budget meh milo and roti money.  she done tell meh milo is 10$ ah tin....ah want to dead

somebody called?

[TriniCana]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

uhmm..  <stares>

well since it ain't have no man in dis lime, ah feel it not necessary to smell too too pretty...ah go bathe yes, but ah might miss ah spot or 2 just incase - allyuh TO oman too dangerous for me....
 
ah go jus wear meh mitchum deodarnt and call dat Bissessar....

ah still waiting on Coco to tell meh if it have ah caribana shoe sale in TO dat weekend. lemme know how to budget meh milo and roti money.  she done tell meh milo is 10$ ah tin....ah want to dead

somebody called?

oh sorry pecan ah dial dey wrong number ahgain

[pecan]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

uhmm..  <stares>

well since it ain't have no man in dis lime, ah feel it not necessary to smell too too pretty...ah go bathe yes, but ah might miss ah spot or 2 just incase - allyuh TO oman too dangerous for me....
 
ah go jus wear meh mitchum deodarnt and call dat Bissessar....

ah still waiting on Coco to tell meh if it have ah caribana shoe sale in TO dat weekend. lemme know how to budget meh milo and roti money.  she done tell meh milo is 10$ ah tin....ah want to dead

somebody called?

oh sorry pecan ah dial dey wrong number ahgain

oh ho ....

[Queen Macoomeh]

Pecan ah could take yuh snap? Ah doh want Mistress Pecan to mash meh foot doh. Look fuh meh in troot doh eh?

Dat day ah wearin white socks

[TriniCana]

Pecan ah could take yuh snap? Ah doh want Mistress Pecan to mash meh foot doh. Look fuh meh in troot doh eh?

Dat day ah wearin white socks

if is dey same white tall socks to ya knees, wid dey orange heels dat ya wear to to dey montano concert what week it was,
den nah pecan ya go find she...and she alone eh cause me and coco won't be near ah tall

oh gawd

[pecan]

Pecan ah could take yuh snap? Ah doh want Mistress Pecan to mash meh foot doh. Look fuh meh in troot doh eh?

Dat day ah wearin white socks

dais OK .. as long as yuh have enuf discipline to keep de camera steady while yuh laughing at me in ornage jersey and orange shorts and a orange straw hat

btw - Mrs P not dere .. she eh want to play ... i give up asking ...

de name of our section is Amazon Rose - look for me an my two babies (sigh ... dey eh babies anymore)

Saldenah will be de second band to cross de stage

<i assuming yuh talking abour Caribana?  I eh read all de posts dem>

[Queen Macoomeh]

girrrrrl, doh laugh! Dat orange high heel washicong help meh make meh name. Den ah top dat wid a maroon mid riff seesucker chemise wid a yellow bow in de back an meh green Melda Vitton hanbag..
*steupse*
you awright oui. Ah had fellas lining up to take snap wid meh. Doh mine dey was laughin...

[Queen Macoomeh]

serious ting Pecan. I will be dere. And if yuh see a short lady wid a camera, a tall one wearing a pampers and a drunk red one talking to she posey, is we.

[pecan]

serious ting Pecan. I will be dere. And if yuh see a short lady wid a camera, a tall one wearing a pampers and a drunk red one talking to she posey, is we.

we pick up de costumes yesterday

look what de girls will be wearing - from Toronto Lime website


dat is a model .. not my daughter

 

[Queen Macoomeh]

bra and panty mas...

lawd...

all like me so cah wear dem ting. All ah have go lap over twice and de hat go make meh look like a douen.

Ah coming in de marshalling section and look for you in troot doh. Ah asking all de fellas to show meh dey nuts...uhmm..pecans..uhmm...gorme.. *trails off looking confused*

[pecan]

bra and panty mas...

lawd...

all like me so cah wear dem ting. All ah have go lap over twice and de hat go make meh look like a douen.

Ah coming in de marshalling section and look for you in troot doh. Ah asking all de fellas to show meh dey nuts...uhmm..pecans..uhmm...gorme.. *trails off looking confused*

ah tell yuh .. a few years ago I was watching dem young gyals and saying dey looking nice oui ...

now ah watching dem an saying, deh could be my daughters ... steups .... an steups ....

but Queen .. dey have a modified bra will beads handing from dem to hide de not so svelte bellies . . at least dat is wat my female cousins my age who playing say ...

[pecan]

bra and panty mas...

lawd...

all like me so cah wear dem ting. All ah have go lap over twice and de hat go make meh look like a douen.

Ah coming in de marshalling section and look for you in troot doh. Ah asking all de fellas to show meh dey nuts...uhmm..pecans..uhmm...gorme.. *trails off looking confused*

a go look for yuh .. but no body in de section know me by "pecan"

dey go look at yuh like yuh mad oui   

is only about 10 men in Amazon Rose and de rest is women

look for a man who surrounded by females and in a daze

[cocoapanyol]

limacol does burn doh if it run down by..uhmm...yuh foot.

My nose delicate eh? Do come smelling like Central MArket at noon.

uhmm..  <stares>

well since it ain't have no man in dis lime, ah feel it not necessary to smell too too pretty...ah go bathe yes, but ah might miss ah spot or 2 just incase - allyuh TO oman too dangerous for me....
 
ah go jus wear meh mitchum deodarnt and call dat Bissessar....

ah still waiting on Coco to tell meh if it have ah caribana shoe sale in TO dat weekend. lemme know how to budget meh milo and roti money.  she done tell meh milo is 10$ ah tin....ah want to dead

shoe sale?  yuh have time tuh shop fuh dat between de drinking, limin, milo and roti shoppin?  yuh good girl.  Well we go see what we could squeeze een.  No worries.

[cocoapanyol]

pecan you playin in Saldenah?  Look trouble.  Ah comin wid me byenukculars.  Nuff people ah know playin in dat band...meh head go be spinnnin

[TriniCana]

TriniCana Caribana LIST

1. Ah bib
2. Depends
3. 3 bottles ah liquid for me and meh
4. Funds for Roti
5. Fund for Milo - Free offer (pending)
6. Vex and Taxi Fund
7. Drawers
8. socks, sneakers, sandals
9. Bribe Funds
10. Camera
11. Charger and Batteries
12. ah Grip
13. cell phone
14. Pecan boy chile
15. Clothes (pending)
16. Mace
17. Bandana


umm wha else ah need ?

[cocoapanyol]

TriniCana Caribana LIST

1. Ah bib
2. Depends
3. 3 bottles ah liquid for me and meh
4. Funds for Roti
5. Fund for Milo - Free offer (pending)
6. Vex and Taxi Fund
7. Drawers
8. socks, sneakers, sandals
9. Bribe Funds
10. Camera
11. Charger and Batteries
12. ah Grip
13. cell phone
14. Pecan boy chile
15. Clothes (pending)
16. Mace
17. Bandana


umm wha else ah need ?

Sun block...it hot no A$$$ dong here!!