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Title: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: truthseeker on October 07, 2005, 06:08:39 PM
Fellas: Right now I feeling it a lil bit. Miami Carnival this weekend (Convention Center sweet...) Touches playing one setta soca to give man bazodee and men real fighting up KND2, so I figure I have to pot meh shit too to overcome the loneliness in Ann Arbor. But watch meh, if if yuh like plenty white girls (Kicker: doh say nutten) and Girls Gone Wild is yuh scene, yuh go real like it up here... But lets have some fun:

1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

-Having to tite water even after torrential rainfall and everybody laughing at me and meh bredda because we barrel ain't ketch nutten coming off the roof
- Watching TV using a car battery, and the battery beginning to lose power and the flickin screen starting to get smaller and smaller

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- I used to dance a wicked pique and bele for Marabella and Claxton bay for Best Village. I also used to do a wicked Tobago jig with meh top hat.. I tellin alyuh, de best wine-ner men down South

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

- I used to have a pair of serious kick and stab church shoes... I coudda kill real men with dat if provoked, and the high water pants didn't make it any better. And wat was worse was de fact dat me and meh brother wore matching outfits. Men used to call we the stab and kill twins..

4. Craziest Moments:
- I repeatedly jumped out of a perfectly good airplane and lived to talk about it... I also told my high school English teacher that I loved her and then de whole school find out and start to rag on meh.. De girls at school loked my courage though

5. Most Funniest: I wanted to go to a block O in P'ville and had no money so all ah meh pardners put up a $100 and bet meh I couldn't walk down to Claxton Bay junction naked... Boy was real totee swinging

The next one had to be watching Touches and No Look leave meh house looking like they lost they life after Man Utd manners Assnal

6.Happiest Moment: Seeing meh son on he ultrasound.. and spending meh 18th birthday in the Red Light District in Germany... heaven on earth breds

7. Proudest: Completing Army Ranger school and collecting de badge. Me eh do it for papa Bush i did it for meh own self...

8. Moment Yuh miss most: A nice baptist Thanksgiving in TnT, right before de food and de bag about to share... also a tassa at Divali... and a J'ouvert wine

9. Most Shameful Moment: I get ketch throwing real totee on a Fat thing from down my way and meh pardners real coast on meh for a long time on dat one... But me eh care because I was real thirsty and I was running thru a dry season.. hi, it better than floggin meh mule

Alyuh turn now...
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: SHOTTA on October 07, 2005, 06:18:42 PM
PROBABLY AFTER THE GAME MEH DOG RIGHT NOW I GAME TIZZIC LOL LOL
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: palos on October 07, 2005, 08:44:02 PM
Yuh tellin we to tell de trute.

Well de "trutest "ting it have is....

Man Boo eh winnin a blasted ting dies season eedah!!.. ;D
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: truthseeker on October 07, 2005, 09:15:14 PM
Aye boy: yuh start with yuh Assnal shit again... Yuh lucky I in a good TnT mood and meh mind in Panama or I woudda tell yuh something
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: JERSEY TRINI on October 07, 2005, 11:58:55 PM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

-Watching meh first blues
- Watching meh first blues and then going to try what i see on the girl next door( was only 9 at the time so yuh know was real novice thing) ;D

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- I sing on national Radio in primary school in that competition the Hazel Ward Redman(or Rodman) used to have.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

- I forget the second verse of the song and repeat the first verse so I wouldn't look bad  ;D

4. Craziest Moments:
- I had two girls I meet on the internet from Maine and make dem drive down to Jersey and stay ah week with me in meh mother house and bangin out both a dem.

5. Most Funniest: I used to work in a hospital couple years ago, and witness two doctors operating on a man bam bam so they could pull the hamster out ah it  :rotfl:


6.Happiest Moment: Seeing and huggin meh family again after the plane touch down in Jersey from Iraq.

7. Proudest: Winning a penalty again St.Benedicts in skinner park and scoring it on opening day of the SSFL in front a sell out crowd.

8. Moment Yuh miss most: A nice parang at christmas, and going house to house in TNT man.  I really miss that bad yuh know.

9. Most Shameful Moment: I really ain't have none nah, and that is the truth.


Who next?
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: behind-de-bridge on October 08, 2005, 03:18:49 AM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:
1. Toting water (one of my first memories)
2. Kite flying, pitching marbles, 'Bounce and X' and collecting 'stars'. Dem was real happy days


2. Something we would have never guessed you did:
1. Came first on Teen Talent in the prelims, in the early 80's. I was a wicked tenor man! Got knocked out in the semi's though.

2. Played for All Stars for 5 years. Last did in 86 when we won with 'Hammer'

3. Sat next to Ian Bishop, the year I repeated in Belmont Sec.


3. Most Embarrassing Moments:
Ah Convent ting father actually catch we in the act on dey floor! I still surpised that man didn't kill me that day! Wha' a go say, she did real like panmen!


4. Craziest Moments:
1. Walking from town to San Juan on the Priority Bus Route to go and line up outside Ritz cinema with mih pardners for the Late show. Dat was a real experience. John Holmes wasn't easy nah!

2. A friend and I met a woman on Park street one night. We never saw this woman before and never saw her after. We spent a good few hours with her liming a going to parties (no sex). Up to this day I convinced she was a Soucouyant!

5. Most Funniest:
My father jump in Fathers race in school sports and pull a 'Hammy' during the race. He was limping for weeks after dat.

6.Happiest Moment:
Too much to mention. Marriage, kids, first home, etc, etc

7. Proudest:
Too much to mention. One example, is shaking 'Robbie' hands when he was Prime minister in 86! Probably the only time I will shake the hands of a 'sitting' Prime minister.

8. Moment Yuh miss most:
School days in T&T.

9. Most Shameful Moment:
I once 'break beach' when I was 5, because I did not do my home work. My teacher Ms Rodney found out and boy dat was licks the next day! Come to think of it, I never 'broke beach' after that day. So that lickin' served its purpose. May her soul rest in peace!

Who next?
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Touches on October 08, 2005, 06:21:17 AM
Truthseeker.........confession is good for the soul boy, I ent know what Michigan doing to yuh so.

1. Things You remember first about yuh childhood

Watching the horses train in the QP Savannah, and sitting down by the track on a weekend watching races.

Riding with meh bike squad from Newtown all over POS and environs.

Going to the zoo and sliding down the entire steps by the monkey/bird area on my lunchkit dodging the shit from the monkeys and coming out unscathed.

Going ontop meh partner roof and pelting rotten guava at cars and people passing in the savannah, the look of surprise and horror, as people use to think it was birdshit falling........we stop the day a man decide to launch some big stone back behind we.

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

I made it to the finals in the National Coke/Sprite Yo-Yo competition after winning the Newtown/woodbrook title. I placed 6th out of 10 that day doing 19 "round the world" flick consequetively.

I TEACH Sean Wright Phillips of Chelsea and England at age 7 how to do a spanner........I ENT LIE about this one.

When SWP was 14 I roll the ball thru he legs and cyap he short tail, he used to live in the same apt complex as my cousin in England.

I sat down in the players lounge in Arsenal, eat a cucumber sandwich and small talk with David Seaman, Tony Adams, Lee Dixon and Michael Thomas.

I run on Leeds United pitch a morning.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments

Getting held in Miami Intl for 3hrs because I look like a "Taliban".....the red light and siren and police holding me and escorting me to the room infornt the entire immigration area.

Playing a colleges league game for Fatima against Trinity on Fatima ground......I beat 3 men and get excited and try a shot from Half line.........real Hero ting, instead of a bullet the ball loft up in the air, some breeze take it and the keeper wrap it up comfortably. A ole woman on the side lines bawl.......Number 15# good idea, but like yuh ent eat yuh porridge this morning!

4. Craziest Moments

I was so thin when I was younger I never pay to go to the stadium for any football game. I used to squeeze thru the space between the turnstile and the gate, right at the base of the ticket booth..once a squad of us was passing tru and a guard ketch we....one of my partners foot got stuck and we pulling him one side and the guard pulling him on the other. After we run in we mingle in the crowd fast and sit down normal with police lookin.

My partner and I theif a car and went joyriding when we was 14.........When we start the car a wave of guiltyness hit me and I tell him put it back...he say nah. This time we ent reverse the car out the yard yet. Anyhow........we get the car out the driveway and when we reach the corner, just a few feet away he mash gas instead of breaks and we wrap up a lamppost. Police was passing that same time and watch we funny, we was lucky they didnt stop and inquire.

5 Most Funniest.....too much to share,  but once in form 4 I eat a Bayo doubles and I get the dreadest case of wukkings known to man. The toilets in Fatima were much to be desired and I decide to squeeze and cork. I start to sweat feel dizzy and get sick, so I went in the teachers toilet normal........PRAPPPPPSSSSS, and I start to leggo. Eh heh same time one of the teachers. I think it was Roach or Lee Ha, walk in......they bawl.oh shit man like a rat dead in here....."HARRY IS  YOU"....Meh response wasn't a verbal one nah........pratatatatatat.

6 Happiest Moment.

Watching my deceased cousin a former Arsenal man pipe a bullet and string up Peter Schmiechal from half line in OLE TRAFFORD.....the ball hit the post and bounce off the back of his head and went in the goal.

TT win vs Guatemala the other day in the Stadium

TT win vs Mexico in the stadium

The day I get my cxc results.....all of the teachers say i wouldnt get nuttin and not going anywhere. 10 passes 6 1's in they tail. Up to that point I had never passed a maths exam in Life.

7. Proudest, I have to say earning my degree, that shitting thing was hard especially econ and stats.

8. Moments yuh miss most.....School days yes! They really say those were the best times. Also Carnival time at my old house near the savannah, the vibes, atmosphere people passing tru and resting after jouvert and crossing the stage. Christmas time with my family, we all spilt up and living in different countries now. Time spent with my deceased friend.

9 Most Shameful moment.... hrm ent this and question 3 is the same thing!
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: morvant on October 08, 2005, 09:25:44 AM
1.   2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

when I was seven we was playing hide and seek and ah gal was hiding in meh spot with meh and start to drag up meh tongue and play with meh bone.
–   a man from meh primary school lend meh a “joy of sex” book

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- jump out of ah helicopter
–   worked on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier
–   actually was there when the movie “stealth” with Jamie fox was taping

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

- pastor ketch mah feeling up he daughter
–   ah gal buss meh head in form one in front of ah girl I was tracking
–   I was in town eating ah doubles and ah man ask meh fuh ah bara and when I blank him he slap de doubles in meh face.(if u know how much people does be eating doubles in town after a intercol game in de stadium)

4. Craziest Moments:
- went to mexico by myself and went to a “cruz azul vs america” game
–   grab a mic from destra from destra and start to sing “we say so” in nyc
–   went to rodeo drive in LA and pretended to be a celebrity
–   when I was younger in august me and meh boys put on we school uniform and went to morvant police station to report a stolen bag-of-weed(put up posters with rewards and everything)

5. Most Funniest: first time I went back home from nyc I had a video camera and shotta and a couple of meh boys and dem tape me dancing in town
–   beating mocorapo 3 nil so I sub myself to go on de side and wine with de riddim section and dey come back and win with 3 mins left
- playing in a church league and score ah goal and take it overboard and start to wine on de corner flag in front ah pastor and everything


6.Happiest Moment: graduation from boot camp
–   playing st anthony’s and hit de captain ah spannah turn back fuh no reason and hit him ah drag and talking shyt and laughing at grovsner at de same time(I wanted to get ah transfer)

7. Proudest: buying my moms a car
–   beating shotta in fifa 2005

8. Moment Yuh miss most:going tru lavantille singing parang, storming thanksgiving fuh bag,liming in town,eating food that actually tastes good.

9. Most Shameful Moment:hearing destra telling security to watch fuh de fella with de red hat, he does jump on man stage and ting

Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: palos on October 08, 2005, 10:08:22 AM
Aye boy: yuh start with yuh Assnal shit again... Yuh lucky I in a good TnT mood and meh mind in Panama or I woudda tell yuh something

Where did I say anything about any other team than Man Boo in my original statement?  Ah know yuh have a insecurity complex (rightly so) when it come to dah team but no need to take it so pussonal.. ;D
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: truthseeker on October 08, 2005, 10:31:55 AM
Boy I want to be like some ah alyuh fellas when i grow up. Men was real getting their bone feel up, playing dolly house with pastor daugther and iting... Only Touches thiefing car and threatening to blow up Miami Int'l... But Jersey Trini is the sickest though... how come yuh ent call now ah we for dem tings yuh bring down from Maine boy... and the rat in de man bottom had to be the craziest.. I thought I had it bad
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: SHOTTA on October 08, 2005, 12:30:50 PM
.   2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

I had liked a girl named lander and left a pack of salt prune in she bag but I throw way on she books an she cry so I play like is nuh me

I tell d games teacher that d other fellars nut letting me kick d ball in football but he tell me "try meh bes "

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- I robbed someone

Won the prelims in the subway eating competition an get 90 free subs  ( I still ha 9) 

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:-

I slap ah girl in form 1 an she form 3 man hit meh a friggin  clout an I start to cry–

  I had a lunch kit in form one an all my sh%t fall out of it running in the court yard

–   me and morvant man get ketch writing we name on the wall in skool an I was a prefec an we had to srub off a whole setta wall d nex day

My math teacher had long hair an I call him highlander an he tell my mum I was d class clown (she wasn’t pleased)

Get blank to go a party cuz Trinidad was under storm watch an all me frens was callin meh storm watch cuz rain aint even drizzle d night

4. Craziest Moments:- fight sum compre men outside dairy bar in st james for no reason

– me an morvaman an a nex pardna storm a success game by sayin we goin to success an blockin the st james sec logo on we shirt

–   walkin to the hospital from skoool an robbing bakar son in the savannah jus cuz it was he

5. Most Funniest: talking to girl the first time she ketch meh watchin she bottom wen she walk off

seeing morvant man try to win a goodie from meh brudda in diddy kong racin an lost terribly

6.Happiest Moment: losing my virginity………….nuthin like d first time

getting invited to party that only the most popular peple were invited ( I had reached the top)

getting my car my mums boss geh she a bes deal on a rover

7. Proudest:

being the first person in meh family to go college

 8. Moment Yuh miss most:

sweatin in d road by me police hav the city lock now so is pure salyt 

9. Most Shameful Moment:

not getting into uwi an telling people I did only for them to call me up an say im a liar
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: kicker on October 08, 2005, 01:48:49 PM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

-Summer holidays- riding bikes, playin small goal, cricket & atari
-Gettin' plenty licks in primary school....

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

-Auditioned for commercial voice-over spots in NY back in '99...needless to say, that didn't work out.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

-running out on to the track for a 4x400 in my draws (yeah I forgot to put on my shorts)

-me and my father drivin' down wrightson road in a pick up truck with like 100 chairs in the trolley, only to take a corner too sharp and have all the chairs off-load onto the highway....

4. Craziest Moments:

-Drivin' into a lamp post with my mother's car only like a week after gettin' my license..everything happened so fast, up to now I cyah really explain how it happened, but I was in shock for a lil bit...

5. Most Funniest:

-too many stories...

6.Happiest Moments:

- Landing a new job in January after months of hustlin'

-getting the news earlier this year that I'll be an uncle in November

-Carnival 2002

7. Proudest:

- scoring in the 92nd percentile (top 8% in the world) on GMAT to get into grad-business school

8. Moments Yuh miss most-

-Going down the islands
-My parents
-Carnival
-watching T&T football in the stadium

9. Most Shameful Moment

- Made mistakes....but no shame, no regrets...
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: morvant on October 09, 2005, 06:05:21 PM
keep this going nah man :beermug:
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: injunchile on October 10, 2005, 07:02:05 AM
They say Confession is good for the Soul- Never new Touches did those crasy things as a youth. Well, Parents are always the last one's to know.
What can I say- The fruit does not fall far from the tree.
Incidentally- he did not tell you that I taught him the spanner.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: kicker on October 10, 2005, 07:44:27 AM
They say Confession is good for the Soul- Never new Touches did those crasy things as a youth. Well, Parents are always the last one's to know.
What can I say- The fruit does not fall far from the tree.
Incidentally- he did not tell you that I taught him the spanner.

injunchile, I feel it have some things that Touches still ent admit......we'll have to have a sit down and hash them out...purge de demons......

ah like to set basket  ;D
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Feliziano on October 10, 2005, 06:47:43 PM
Ok ah go try a ting deh  ;D


1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

 - Going to Chacabana (Chag peninsula) when i was bout 5 and jumping in the pool cause i see other people doing it..but end up hitting bottom of the pool cause obviously ah couldn't swim lol...one of my parents friends saw me and saved me..boy just talking bout this and i could still feel the slime on the bottom of the pool yes.

 - Attending School Sports Day and not eating my lunch cause i thought it was macaroni and cheese with ketchup on top..i hated that shit..and for some stupid reason meh mother used to give me that everytime ah go on an outing lol..well anyway i was about to die round 4pm so i decide to open it..boy was i surpised to see fried chicken,fried rice and chow mein.

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

 - Stole a fella wallet by mistake..didn't return it either lol.
 - buy stuff and return it after making copies or taking out parts i wanted..i had tools to crack security plus seal the box back up nice..meh wife put a stop to that..drats lol..it real hard to spend $100 on Tiger Woods & FIFA 06 this week yes lol
 -oh i play golf too off and on..Handicap of 14 over 18 holes..i could drive bout 250 yards easliy.


3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

- drinking 6 botlles of white oak in 3 hours a sunday morning at Republic bank Sports with 2 other cousins..getting a lil tipsy afterwards..then trying to kiss a girl and keep getting slap up when i ask her to kiss me nah LOL..then reaching back south..pissing in front Cross Crossing mall ( couldn't remeber that)..get out the car in Gulf View Villas ..then next thing i remeber is people finding me upstairs hugging up the toilet bowl and sleeping.
- ah just remember this one..ah couldnt' get it up on meh wedding night LOL..got sick..was the fruit juice in the cocktails i said  ;D
ah get meh revenge when we had the recption in de summer though..ah mash up dat punkie bad   :mackdaddy:

4. Craziest Moments:

 - Gang bang in a beach house with a marijauna tree..not a plant..boy ah coulda get put away fuh life dey if we was caught  ;D

5. Most Funniest:

 - was in Naps..where i also got called a legend by the VP Eddie Sookhoo..well this one particular episode i had the celluloid switch from a broken stove lighter..so i was messing round with it at home..didnt realize it had electricity in it..well i found out the hard way after a while..anyway i took it too school and stared shocking people throught their metal chairs..boy that was funny..so we all had our fun for a while..then it was time for science with Mrs. Foster..ah pretended to go ask she a question and i click it on she chair leg..boy that woman jump for so..but she didnt know what cause it..so ah do it again but ah couldnt stop laughing..well she end up seizing meh toy lol..at least ah didn't get in trouble then lol.

 -pulling away a pillow off the couch when meh lil brother was going to lie down..he get a big bump on the back of he head after hitting the wooden armrest..and i get blazed with a piece ah green garden hose by meh father..and ah was still laughing lol.

6.Happiest Moment:

 
 -Too many to mention...We're all human beings out here, trying to make ourselves happy in our own lifestyle with the decisions we make in life, trying to get paid so we can live a comfortable lifestyle.


7. Proudest:


 - Finished 4th in the country for a Ovaltine Quiz..sad to say our school Marabella Boy's AC didn't make it on TV cause the other fellas on the team was nowhere near me lol.
 - Having a nice comfortable life in Minnesota with all the trimmings.
 - meh lil brother getting a job in Atlantic LNG.

8. Moment Yuh miss most:


 - Beach limes.
 - Free drinks at the clubs back home..ah used to hit every party from tuesday to saturday between north and south lol.
 - Family at Christmas time plus the food, drinks and parang lime.
 - School days of course lol.


9. Most Shameful Moment:

- None so far lol

10. Most Scariest Moment:


 - getting up in the middle of the night and find a baby covered in blood sitting on my back and i couldn't move..i guess eventually after saying some prayers or something i grabbed it and flung it off...naturally i couldn't sleep for days afterwards...saw on some discovery channel show that that is a normal occerence with some people..i feel we hard-wired with it though cause everybody is basically have the same story..makes yuh wonder bout UFO's too.
 - another time working on gas platform and something almost made me jump off into the dark green water..talk bout cry after wards..and i couldnt even swim..and i had a fake safety certificate too lol


Ok who next???
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: JDB on October 10, 2005, 06:55:35 PM
TOO MUCH INFORMATION

I could relate to no 10 though. Never imagined no baby butit happened once that I woke up was fully awake and couldn't move. The harder I try the worse it was, nothing moving not head, face muscles, fingers, nothing. I had to just relax and wait it out. I have heard that this is a common occurence though.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Feliziano on October 10, 2005, 07:13:01 PM
TOO MUCH INFORMATION

I could relate to no 10 though. Never imagined no baby butit happened once that I woke up was fully awake and couldn't move. The harder I try the worse it was, nothing moving not head, face muscles, fingers, nothing. I had to just relax and wait it out. I have heard that this is a common occurence though.

hard luck deh JDB..ah just felt like talking..or lets say spew out some shit ah had inside  ;D

yeah they have a scientific term for it..but the thing i don't understand is how come everybody is have almost the same thing..they recording this since BC..and is mostly drawings of things like trolls and goblinss it have in the archives..i thought it wa sjusta  Trini thing  ;D ..so thats why  i feel it hard wired into our brain..the same way we know fire is dangerous.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: morvant on October 10, 2005, 07:17:32 PM
truthseeker ask some more questions so we could keep it goin
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: truthseeker on October 10, 2005, 07:35:25 PM
Boy Morvant ah coming with more questions but Feliziano boy, yuh had it real bad. Ah feeling sorry fuh yuh and all.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: truthseeker on October 10, 2005, 08:05:19 PM
New Questions for de Fellas:

1. 4 scariest moments yuh ever faced:

-I was a senior in college when my aunt called me at 3 am and told me meh mudder had a heart attack. Boy I nearly shit meh pants, and yuh talk bout bawl but Father bleass she up and she fine as ever now.
-I was an Army Ranger jumping into Panama in 1989 and bullets start to whizz by meh head from snipers on ground. I wasn't too frigthen at the time because I was moving on pure instinct but looking back I coudda get killed dat nite.
-Second time, i in the Gulf war with a light infantry unit, chasing Republican guards deep into Basra, and as i got out to take a piss and strecth meh legs, de f**kers start to rain artillery on meh position. # men dead, and 2 pardners get purple hearts for catching shrapnel in de face.
- I was going thru a real lean period with no quality nanny around and I was beating a real BIG FAT ting, UGLY too, and after the first month she tell meh she miss she period... Boy I ent never pray so hard in meh life... i promise God all kinda ting

2. 3 Things you most look forward to:

-My first book being published later next year
-Selling my first screenplay (and things looking good so far)
- Seeing my son being born in February

3. Most Embarassing football Moment:
- 14 years old and getting picked to be a ball boy at a trinidad game at Guaracara Park. During the match (at nite too) a ball coming outta bounds straight to me and instead of picking it up with meh hands, I decide to control it and it pass under meh foot.. Boy de crowd real gimme picong... Up to now man does stiill remember dat.

4. Your Best "ESPN" football moment:

I was playing for TVA Ashcaffenburg 1860 in Germany (late 80's) third division. Playing in de last game for promtion and I run all de way from de back to score a brilliant volley in injury time to seal promotion. Boy is all now i cyar stop bulling Frauleins...

5. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking? De Columbus of de Totee... Lol

- I was by meh grandmother house in Vistabella, about 11 or 12 and while taking a shower, meh hands accidentally brush by meh piggy and then a vision of a ting I kike in school pass thru meh head, and was pressure ever since...
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: morvant on October 10, 2005, 08:47:48 PM
1. 4 scariest moments yuh ever faced:
this year when i find out carnival was on de 4th and 5th instead of like 23rd or somthing and i couldnt get to go.
-almost fell off a ship which was moving at 50knots(faster than a bus route maxi) into shark infested waters and i cyar swim that good
-went into australia and brake on ah white ting and taught de rubbers buss :o it was good though
-when meh mother almost katch meh pelting ah rounds
2. 3 Things you most look forward to:

-having a kid
-carnival next year(playing with island people)
-going back to trini to live

3. Most Embarassing football Moment:
- getting chosen for the second round of qualifying for de national team for the u-17 world cup recently and meh muda tell meh i cyar go to train.rell man laugh at meh
-getting pick fuh caladonia aia and de fregging coach aint give meh ah run when meh gal come to see meh play

4. Your Best "ESPN" football moment:
playing for the all navy team against a marine team and scoring a goal within the first minuite of play from halfline.

5. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking?
nobody neva teach meh i just hear man talkin bout it and get fed up ah getting bone fuh no reason so frustration just led me to start de stroking. i was bout 12

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Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: SHOTTA on October 10, 2005, 09:07:02 PM
4 scariest moments yuh ever faced:

-I thought a gyul was pregnant for meh prayed then do shit again an thought she was pregnant again

ah mad man run meh dong from salandy street in deigo to the station for a gyul he say is he own an it was in d night I paniccc

I limin by my gyul we alone an she hear sumtin out side an she wa me check ah braskin cuz I hear it too but I had to force mehself round she house aint see nobody go bk inside an hear d sound again (still aint kno wat it is)

2. 3 Things you most look forward to:
-opening my own skool

finally finishing skool

having kids an watchin them take this country to thr world cup

3. Most Embarassing football Moment:

I was sweatin in a fete match an tell the goal keep to dump the ball to me an then wen ah see it comin ah panic ,breaks an it hit meh on meh shoulder ah look like lah realll novice-

 4. Your Best "ESPN" football moment

:a put it through meh uncle leg an he stop playin cuz he get kinda mad at me he was rushin reallll hard in a family day everybody cheer meh on so he get more vex an went home

5. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking? De Columbus of de Totee... Lol-


home here in morvant men was askin meh what colur break is an I dint kno an a day agyul play wit d jimmy an d bone aint wa leave meh whole evening so a say let meh try it addicted ever since
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: morvant on October 15, 2005, 06:37:43 PM
might as well keep it goin de board dead now :beermug:
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Feliziano on October 15, 2005, 06:52:31 PM
aye Seeker it might be a good idea to rename the thread "Personal Moments" or something similar..it mightget more people interested..yuh know how some Trini maccocious  ;D

ah go come up with some questions for you too lol..ah have a big closet buried in meh past too lol
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Mr Mc on October 15, 2005, 09:10:59 PM
4 scariest moments yuh ever faced:
having to tell my faddah i only get 3 passes
getting robbed in brooklyn at gunppoint in broad daylight
being shot at in brooklyn and running down flatbush when me and my cuz realize it was we they was shooting at.
getting jumped in a dance in brooklyn and meh head bus with a Heineken bottle

2. 3 Things you most look forward to:

-finally being done with school
-carnival next year(playing with island people)
-payday

3. Most Embarassing football Moment:
- did not play enough football to have one

4. Your Best "ESPN" football moment:
sccoring a hat trick in mid day league in Fatima

5. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking?
I got started late but i made up for lost time.

1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

-spending time in Tobago with all my cousins
-boyhood days in the Heights in Arima, riding bike, kicking ball, checking girls

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- I was once selected to the National track team for a Crifta games in Trini, got my name in the papers and all but they called me Clyde instead of my real name.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

- Running under lights in Hampton games in the National Stadium, I am warming up for my event the 800m, running the wrong way on the track towards the long jump pit and my spikes get stuck in the mondo track and i fall flat on my face just by the end of the covered stands and the finishline, everybody start to clap and laugh.
Then i came last in the race

4. Craziest Moments:
- Maybe when I was a kid and me and my young uncle stole some soap off the boat on the way to Tobago, get stopped by security and his pardna beat up a port officer, meanwhile my grandfather was a big boy on the Wharf in Tobago

5. Most Funniest:
Cant recall any really good ones, but it would have to do storming a fete somewhere.


6.Happiest Moment: Finally getting my undergrad degree, it took a decade plus some.

7. Proudest: see above

8. Moment Yuh miss most: Christmas in Trini, being woken up early to the sounds of the parang side

9. Most Shameful Moment: When my mother fake like she going out with my two younger brothers and double back to catch me and my pardnas watching a blues in the room, all them men run away and leave me there, even the man who bring the blues.
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: morvant on October 15, 2005, 09:22:04 PM
playin with island people too we go link up :beermug:
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Feliziano on February 06, 2007, 03:54:33 PM
allyuh rememeber this  :rotfl:
now went back and modify meh post  ;D
we must be had bout 1500 people who join since this thread..so let we hear some ah allyuh new people business nah  ;)
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Grande on February 06, 2007, 03:59:25 PM
allyuh rememeber this :rotfl:
now went back and modify meh post ;D
we must be had bout 1500 people who join since this thread..so let we hear some ah allyuh new people business nah ;)

 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

this is real kicks

take de time to read it, allyuh go dead

also Congratulations to each poster's respective proudest moment. Real admirable stuff  :beermug:
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on February 06, 2007, 04:48:09 PM


5 Most Funniest.....too much to share,  but once in form 4 I eat a Bayo doubles and I get the dreadest case of wukkings known to man. The toilets in Fatima were much to be desired and I decide to squeeze and cork. I start to sweat feel dizzy and get sick, so I went in the teachers toilet normal........PRAPPPPPSSSSS, and I start to leggo. Eh heh same time one of the teachers. I think it was Roach or Lee Ha, walk in......they bawl.oh shit man like a rat dead in here....."HARRY IS  YOU"....Meh response wasn't a verbal one nah........pratatatatatat.




 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :beermug:

allyuh taliban stink no ass oui   :rotfl:
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: SOBRIQUET on February 06, 2007, 04:54:35 PM
dis is one ah the best threads ah ever read! meh eyes watering and co-workers peepin in meh office.
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Dr. Rat on February 06, 2007, 05:54:22 PM
De Rat eh have much....

Things You remember first about yuh childhood:
ThunderBirds, WC 78', Small Goal in the rain, and the best TV show of all time - Sesame Street

Something we would have never guessed you did:
Spent time with the poor in an Asian country

Most Embarrassing Moments:
Taking a hot shit in the National Stadium.. :'(
Meh grandfater catch meh on meh toes bussin ah jock

Your Best "ESPN" football moment:
San Juan vs. Green Machine...Sean"De Beast" McKlashie makin Gustin cry up in Book!

Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking?
1982 after ah man lend meh ah VHS copy of Taboo (I eh last bout 1 min)









Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: morvant on February 07, 2007, 03:51:02 AM
ah remember this thread

when yuh discovered jocking :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

lewwe buss some new questions nah
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: redtrinigirl on February 07, 2007, 04:43:27 AM
1. 2 Things you remember first about yuh childhood:
* Passing on the Churchill Roosevelt H/way at xmas time and watching Ms Bagwansinghs xmas decorations. For years she had the best house decorations in TT, I swear.

* Hiking through the forest, going to rivers and waterfalls, having the river cook up. Better than going to the beach in my opinion. I miss that a lot.


2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

I was trained at classical piano as a child, and could read and write music by the time I was 7. Given that I am a serious hip-hop fan and into football youd think I was a tomboy. I was an absolute girly-girl.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

A bit of TMI here, but I once did it with a guy when I really didnt want to, so I tried to fake it. Made a whole lot of noise, de usual, only for him to buss out laughing. When I asked what was wrong, he just said he wasnt even fully erect, and laughed harder. To this day, that one memory alone has the ability to turn my face and ears red till it hurts! Everytime I see him I just want to die. And he always has this small smile on his face and I know hes remembering how I tried to fake it. And failed!

4. Craziest Moments:

Drag racing fellas on the h/way at night with my familys brand new car. Of course I mostly won. Guys dont like being beaten by a girllol

5. Most Funniest:

Having my ex- give me a strip tease dance for valentines day. Funny as hell!

6.Happiest Moment:

A toss up between going home for the first time after being abroad for a few years (just stepping out in Piarco was enough to make me emotional), and watching the TnT vs Sweden match. With either one I was glowing for weeks!

7. Proudest:

Presenting my family with my OLevel results. Got straight distinctions, even though everyone was worried Id bomb, cause my dad had just died before exams.

9. Most Shameful Moment:

Dont really have one. Embarrassing lil moments, yes. But nothing bad enough for to think it shameful.
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: superoli on February 07, 2007, 06:30:28 AM
1. 2 Things you remember first about yuh childhood:

riding my bicycle all over I even went Maracas look out, from St Anns (if my parents had known it would been real licks)
waiting for real rain then playing football in presdients grounds and you slide tackling for about 30 feet !

going fishing, camping and beach, it seems like every weekend I was out in de bush or in de sea


2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

I was on TV about 6 times in England and had the sum total of one line

played in the beckham academy knockout tournament, out team was coached by Gus Poyet and lost in the final on penalties.

3. Most Embarrassing Moments:
man where do I start ?

vomiting in a jacuzzi in New York

bigging up myself about my cricket skills cause I was West Indian and then getting out first ball in England

driving in Maraval and gaping at a ting hard then looking back at the road and the car in front had stopped I had to swerve and ride up the pavement in front of the girl I was gaping at

taking a hot date to graduation and being too scared to try anything and years later her asking me why I hadnt try on her since she had real like me :banginghead:


4. Craziest Moments:
tiefing tyres and tools from a crash car in st clair and police pulling up

pelting transvestites by hall of justice wid stones and police chasing us

storming parties for about 4 years with the best system ever created

mashing a ting up in de kitchen while her parents watched tv in the living room



5. Most Funniest:

too many to mention



6.Happiest Moment:

see below


7. Proudest:

singing the national anthem at SWeden vs Trinidad


9. Most Shameful Moment:

embarssing but not shameful
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: redtrinigirl on February 07, 2007, 08:03:21 AM

4. Craziest Moments:
tiefing tyres and tools from a crash car in st clair and police pulling up

pelting transvestites by hall of justice wid stones and police chasing us

storming parties for about 4 years with the best system ever created

mashing a ting up in de kitchen while her parents watched tv in the living room



 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: lickslikefire on February 07, 2007, 09:23:56 AM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:

- riding meh bicycle in Trincity(I was 3) and bussing meh ass

- racing any and everyting in de canal when it was raining

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

- When I was 7, I came third in Trinidad in a Monopoly competition. Imagine dis small chindian boy and one set a hardback man/woman playing monopoly. In de finals, these 2 fellas gang up against meh and bankrupt meh ass.

4. Craziest Moments:
- I get ketch breaking beach in form four in Fatima. I was jumping over de gate behind de art room, and Mr. Roach see meh, and de man get in he car and start to chase after meh. I never run so fast in meh life..I ended up losing him by jumping in somebody yard and hiding

- Writing off de school bus on a hockey trip down south

- got the most drunk Ive ever gotten in Edinburgh, and ripped off a spoiler off a limosine when de driver was in de car(after somebody dare meh).meh padnas like true soldiers surrounded the limosine so he couldnt take off after meh..and I proceeded to sprint till I couldnt run anymore.

5. Proudest Moment:
- getting MVP and winning de Schools Indoor Hockey Championship in 1996 against CIC in de finals.

6. Moments Yuh miss most:
- playing fours with meh padna in Alyce Glen
- playing hockey in Trinidad
- family trips to Tobago
- watching shell cup in trinidad in de stadium

7. 2 scariest moments yuh ever faced:
- almost getting meh head buss when dis yute man was 2 feet away from meh and launch a bottle at meh head, and somehow he miss.he get level blows after
- I was planning on breaking up with the my ex-girlfriend and I found out she missed her period the same day..I never pray so much in meh life.but she wasnt pregnant, so I still thanking de lord up to this day


8. 3 Things you most look forward to:

- moving to England at the end of the year and finally being together with meh woman
- jouvert in de next 2 weekscouldnt care less for Carnival..Jouvert is de real deal
- living on an island 7-9 yrs from now in meh beach house with meh small boat with meh woman and meh 2 best friendswhat island.i ent know yet.

9. Most Embarassing football Moment:
- getting de nastiest sex from dis gyul at a fete match when I was 14..she couldn't even play football :(, but she was de sweetest red ting in all ah Petit Valley

10. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking?
In meh uncles house..I found his porn stash below his bed when I was 12
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: cocoapanyol on February 07, 2007, 11:40:00 AM
[quote author
5. Most Funniest: I used to work in a hospital couple years ago, and witness two doctors operating on a man bam bam so they could pull the hamster out ah it :rotfl:



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Daise true?  Lord fadda!!
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Organic on February 07, 2007, 12:03:54 PM
[quote author
5. Most Funniest: I used to work in a hospital couple years ago, and witness two doctors operating on a man bam bam so they could pull the hamster out ah it  :rotfl:



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Daise true?  Lord fadda!!
my wife who works ind e hospittal said dat does happen to regular.
she ahd to x ray ah man bam bam  for de same reason. and
other gruesome examples include plungers , chile's swirly play toy (that the man claim he fell on)
and my favorite

ah man walk into the er with ah long trench coat on in summer and dint want to take it off for nuttin ill he reach n de examnation room why?/
 he had a REAL dead chicken  on his penis. aparently when it died it became stuck..
sigh
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Dutty on February 07, 2007, 01:56:40 PM

4. Craziest Moments:


mashing a ting up in de kitchen while her parents watched tv in the living room


 :applause:
dais real bad man ting oui

de parents was pullin peng and watchin tv or wha??





whaaay...licks movin england at years end?? yuh sick of de cold or wha??  we go hadda organize ah final summer sweat for you bredda

whapm yuh figure duckin from english totie in de gym any easier?  :D
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Grande on February 07, 2007, 02:32:49 PM
I find real fellers' scariest moment is de girfriend missing her time of the month situation

is not a nice feeling at all nah

dat is prob universal for real fellers no matter how old...man turning to find God and ting because of dat fear  :D

Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Dutty on February 07, 2007, 02:33:54 PM
I find real fellers' scariest moment is de girfriend missing her time of the month situation

is not a nice feeling at all nah

dat is prob universal for real fellers no matter how old...man turning to find God and ting because of dat fear  :D



(http://user.chollian.net/~pongo2/ept.jpg)


PRESSSHAH!!!!  :P
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Mr Fix-it on February 07, 2007, 02:36:43 PM
I find real fellers' scariest moment is de girfriend missing her time of the month situation

is not a nice feeling at all nah

dat is prob universal for real fellers no matter how old...man turning to find God and ting because of dat fear :D



(http://user.chollian.net/~pongo2/ept.jpg)


PRESSSHAH!!!! :P

Dias wah ah want to see now! :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: Organic on February 07, 2007, 04:24:34 PM
I find real fellers' scariest moment is de girfriend missing her time of the month situation

is not a nice feeling at all nah

dat is prob universal for real fellers no matter how old...man turning to find God and ting because of dat fear :D



(http://user.chollian.net/~pongo2/ept.jpg)


PRESSSHAH!!!! :P
dutty...lol dat eh looking liek a pic from a site. it on carpet....better hope de wifey eh apss trhough other wise u go hadda be looking for somewhere else to sleep  :devil: :devil:
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: vb on February 08, 2007, 02:59:55 PM
You know how long ah dying to add to this thread but meh net time has been limited.

Allyuh men have had some AMAZING experiences, and I will respond to them later ;D

1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:
-

Going to the Blue Basin Waterfall about 7 AM, it was cold NO ASS. Man balls used to shrivel up and you lost the power of speech. But it was so beautiful, the waster used to look like a green jewel, reflecting the mountain side around it.

Meh mom bought me a gun belt and hat from Texas when I was four, and I used to walk around the front yard in nutten but meh underwear, guns and hat.

There was a maid I was fed up with, so I lock she in de toilet and tell her she could come out when meh mudder come home. I was about 4 at the time. Well dat woman start to bawl. The neighbours heard her and let her out. Well as soon as my mum came home, She over de wuk and leave. Needless to say I got a good cut ass.

Getting down with a nice blond in de neighbourhood in Blue Basin.
She was 7 and I was 10. She was my neighbour and had slept over by another neighb. The neighb and her mother went to the supermarket and the father was mowing the lawn. Well we went in the bedroom and there was a huge doll house, basically a tent. Well we strip down to we underwear and some real drag start............I get my first erection with a woman and couldn't understand what de hell was going on? Well ah so shame she see it I only lying down on it so she cah see.

2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

-Was a presenter on the Hazel Ward show, teen talent. I still remember the girl who win second prize because she was beatuiful and she give me a nice kiss, I was ten.

My family was on the T&TEC christmas card, I think the year was 1977 or 78. Unfortunately we never kept the card. Ah vex.

Was on a tv ad for Blue Ribbon Sausages in 1980

Stopped a mad man from throwing a child off a metro train in Nov. of 1997. A Black fella came and helped me and then a white guy jumped in bjt for about 15 odd second it was me alone.

Took off because I was late for work. The black fella stay back and tell police and the TV he alone do everything and nobody wanted to help.

The man make front page of the newspapers, was on TV for a week. Lost his job that day, got about 20 job offers that week. And the mayor invited him for lunch.

Well the newspapers basically ignored me when I called them. One reporter for CTV in Toronto, deliberately misedited what I say to make it look like I was going along with the man story.

Thank God a Caribbean paper gave me a chance to say my side, then a radio station called me and talked to me live. They later played their old tapes and caught him contraditicting himself, but by then the damage was done and the bitch get away with he story ;D

4. Craziest Moments:

-Was breakig beech too much in From IV, but the teachers couldnt' catch meh. Ah tell Romero, in Fatima, that I had to go to the airport with my mother. He say tell yuh faddah to come and tell meh dat.

Wel of course I couldn't . So I spend the next week in the savannah studying for finals. My faddah used to drop meh off to shcool and then as he pull off I used to just walk away from school.

In the end I had to break the news to my Mum who breaks it to my faddah so I wouldn't get cut ass. :-)

5. Proudest Moment: - Passing for Fatima college.

Probably helping to save that child life on the subway.

6. Moments Yuh miss most: - Making the Blue Basin lime.

A true TT Christmas.

7. 2 scariest moments yuh ever faced:- WAS 12 yrs old and going way too fast on a ten speed. made a sharp turn, but was on gravel, meh slip and hit de brake, well the bike wen up inthe airi. And up side down, still on the bike, I skate about 20-30 feet. Meh shirt rip right off my back. Then I roll over about four times ...still in de bike. I had blood streaming from just abvoe the right eyebrow, meh shoulder, forearm and knee. Thank God the school nurse was living just down the road.

8. 3 Things you most look forward to:

- I guess I am so far from home, that would be to go home and just enjoy being in TT.

9. Most Embarassing football Moment:- hard to think of one. But when I was about 5,the teacher at Holy faimly Prmary, in POS, put me in charge of the class, while she went out. A girl misbehave and I told her to go and stand outside. She say no and when I try to take her out she cut meh ass. Two fellas jump in and she beat three of we. Two more jump in and she beat all five of we. Well after that man just sit dey ass down yes.

10. Where were you when yuh first "Discovered" Jocking?
Since I know myself, I know jocking. I cah understand how men had to wait 'till dey was 10 or 12.

Peae,
VB
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Tallman on April 07, 2007, 06:51:30 PM
Something we would have never guessed you did:

In ah South U-16 Intercol Final ah was given de task of marking Leonson Lewis. Naturally ah end up being subbed at half-time  :rotfl:.

I used tuh be ah hardcore metalhead/rockman. Back in de day when Touchdown used tuh run tings in T&T. When Big Magician was now learning tuh play guitar and was trying his hand at Crazy Train and some Judas Priest, Dio, Saxon and Blue Oyster Cult chunes. Actually, ah went tuh what ah believe was de first public performance by Big Magician. De group was named Flashback and de gig was in Pres Sando auditorium. When Mutikram "Bees" Bartoo (owner of Bees Hi Fi) was de number one Rock DJ/promoter around. Ah used tuh wear studded belts and wristbands  :devil:. Had meh denim jacket wit iron-on patches of meh favourite bands. Been tuh all kinda concerts featuring bands like: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Motrhead, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Dio, Accept, Scorpions, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, W.A.S.P., Rush, Queensrche, Soundgarden, Rancid, Guns n' Roses, Great White, Ted Nugent, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, The Plasmatics, Pink Floyd, Dark Angel, Cro-mags, Kix, Lita Ford, The Cult, White Lion etc.

One time in New York me and ah pardna was going tuh see Yngwie Malmsteem in concert, so we decide tuh prime weself. We figure we woulda each drink ah bottle ah Night Train. Well boy, we jump on de train in Manhattan and everyting irie. We get orf at Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn tuh ketch de "N" train. Dat was de last time ah see meh pardna until de next day. When I ketch mehself, it was minutes tuh three in de morning and I was down Newkirk Ave. on de #2 train. Ah find out meh pardna did end up down by de Staten Island Ferry on de #1 train. Up tuh dis day ah still have dem unused tickets  :beermug:.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on April 07, 2007, 07:57:01 PM
Something we would have never guessed you did:

I used tuh be ah hardcore metalhead/rockman.

 Had meh denim jacket wit iron-on patches of meh favourite bands. Been tuh all kinda concerts featuring bands like: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Motrhead, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Dio, Accept, Scorpions, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, W.A.S.P., Rush, Queensrche, Soundgarden, Rancid, Guns n' Roses, Great White, Ted Nugent, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, The Plasmatics, Pink Floyd, Dark Angel, Cro-mags, Kix, Lita Ford, The Cult, White Lion etc.




 :o :o :o :o :o

:thinking:  Tallman??........ de dread??

 :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: WestCoast on April 08, 2007, 01:24:21 PM
:o :o :o :o :o
:thinking: Tallman??........ de dread??
 :o :o :o :o
Dutty, I feel is de Illumi.............oh oh ..............(http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/vio (17).gif)


 ;D
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: lickslikefire on April 08, 2007, 02:36:35 PM
all yuh could imagine tallman in a ACDC concert singing Highway to Hell.....lawd.... :rotfl: :rotfl:
Title: Re: If Yuh Lie Yuh Totee go get shorter, So Tell de Truth
Post by: lickslikefire on April 08, 2007, 02:46:04 PM

4. Craziest Moments:
tiefing tyres and tools from a crash car in st clair and police pulling up

pelting transvestites by hall of justice wid stones and police chasing us

storming parties for about 4 years with the best system ever created

mashing a ting up in de kitchen while her parents watched tv in the living room


oli boy....I had a padna who use to storm fetes, and he used to get in free into fetes for years with his "system"....he get busted recently so i could buss he files.....

do you believe this man pretended to be the representative for new alcohols when they came out...e.g. when bacardi lemon came out...he would pretend to be the representative from Bacardi...he would get de official T-shirts, and de whole set up......and persuade de bouncers he was de official representative from bacardi....this man could convince anybody of anyting......he would set up his stand for a little 30 mins....pre-drink and ride out.......he was so good that people who were throwing other fetes would see him in a fete and give him comps to go to dere fetes :rotfl: :rotfl:

de man is a legend......

Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: real madness on April 08, 2007, 06:25:56 PM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood:
Watching Sesame Street every morning in kindergarten.

Mih late grandfather taking me to Manhin bookstore to buy crayons, colouring books (I make Manhin rich).


2. Something we would have never guessed you did:

Nothing too dramatic like some of allyuh on dis site
I use to play the piano
Brush ah gyul that represent Colombia in Miss Universe (see most shameful moment for more details)


3. Most Embarrassing Moments:

During lunch time in standard one we use to go by a canal (next to school fence..San Fdo Boys Govt) and race anything we could in the canal, anyway we use to pass through ah hole in the fence and one day mih pants get caught by a protruding piece of wire and the entire seat of mih pants rip off.  That day I was wearing some red drawers..well needless to say, I went straight to class, sit down and eh move till time to go home, walking with mih bag around mih ass on the way to the car.


4. Craziest Moments:

Walking down ah steep ass hill on San Fernando hill during lunch time, thinking back at that, it was really stupid but the surprising thing is nobody ever get hurt.

In Form 5 I was brushing ah Naps girl during the August holidays on the deans desk (Jaikaransingh) and every 15 minutes Mr Thomas (Daniells Education/Pres Comp Sci and Physics teacher) only coming over and knocking on the door asking mih if everything okay.
 

5. Most Funniest:

Went to ah track meet in Venezuela and some of the uniforms got lost, so I had to run in ah pink and black tights and I wore ah black shorts over it (the shorts was so small it look like ah pom pom shorts)

 
6.Happiest Moment:

Completing my undergraduate degree and seeing the look of happiness on mih mother and aunt face at graduation.


7. Proudest:

Passing for Pres Sando

8. Moment Yuh miss most:

Trinidad Christmas
School days in Trinidad

9. Most Shameful Moment:

As mentioned in #2, I brush ah miss Colombia..but before that scene play off, I was on real gun talk, talking about mih prowess..so the fateful day cum, and I was ah lil too excited and it was over in 5 minutes.  I got ah second chance to redeem mihself but the two week period in between I was hoping the earth open up and swallow mih cause I was seeing the gyul almost every day.

10. Most Scariest Moment:

Having ah dream where I cant move for a while

11. 3 Things you most look forward to

Moving back to Trinidad
Getting married and having children
Opening my own business
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on April 08, 2007, 06:49:16 PM
all yuh could imagine tallman in a ACDC concert singing Highway to Hell.....lawd.... :rotfl: :rotfl:

BOY!!!...an ah sure he was done tall from small so tryin to vizaulise de tallest man in de crowd head bangin to randy rhoades and ozzy have mih gettin real kicks


if only ah could find ah dread locks hat for dis fellah (http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif)
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Tallman on April 09, 2007, 06:05:05 AM
all yuh could imagine tallman in a ACDC concert singing Highway to Hell.....lawd.... :rotfl: :rotfl:

BOY!!!...an ah sure he was done tall from small so tryin to vizaulise de tallest man in de crowd head bangin to randy rhoades and ozzy have mih gettin real kicks
Not only dat, but one time ah get throw out ah club because ah was stagediving too much  :devil:.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Mr Fix-it on April 09, 2007, 07:19:08 AM
all yuh could imagine tallman in a ACDC concert singing Highway to Hell.....lawd.... :rotfl: :rotfl:

BOY!!!...an ah sure he was done tall from small so tryin to vizaulise de tallest man in de crowd head bangin to randy rhoades and ozzy have mih gettin real kicks
Not only dat, but one time ah get throw out ah club because ah was stagediving too much :devil:.

Hahahahahahah, ah trying to picture dat in me mind now :rotfl: :beermug: :devil:
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Cantona007 on April 09, 2007, 08:20:53 AM
Something we would have never guessed you did:

I used tuh be ah hardcore metalhead/rockman.

 Had meh denim jacket wit iron-on patches of meh favourite bands. Been tuh all kinda concerts featuring bands like: Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Motrhead, Manowar, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, AC/DC, Dio, Accept, Scorpions, Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, W.A.S.P., Rush, Queensrche, Soundgarden, Rancid, Guns n' Roses, Great White, Ted Nugent, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, The Plasmatics, Pink Floyd, Dark Angel, Cro-mags, Kix, Lita Ford, The Cult, White Lion etc.





 :o :o :o :o :o

:thinking: Tallman??........ de dread??

 :o :o :o :o



All true... I was there at that Flashback concert... sigh... those were the days.
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Quags on April 09, 2007, 08:51:37 AM
Daiz back in the early eighties ,when movies like Class of 1984 come out and everybody had spikes ein't.
Am gonna DL that movie now
http://www.torrentspy.com/torrent/504510/Class_of_1984_1982_DVDRip_XviD_PENGO_TEAM_avi
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: johnny_ringo on April 09, 2007, 09:31:22 AM
1. 2 Things You remember first about yuh childhood-
(1) Wrestling...all kinda wrestling, wwf, nwa, wcw, CARIBBEAN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING !!! uncle victor jovika !!!
(2) BATCHAK FIGHT !!! we was real cruel when i look back now ...lol


2. Something we would have never guessed you did:-
Many things...was in coral speakin in primary school. Win in the bowl, went on auntie Hazel show all kinda thing

3. . Most Embarrassing Moments:
i was bout 7 in Steve khan football camp down in Pres grounds. Is like 40 youths in the pitch with 1 ball so i decide i want a TOUCH on the ball so when it come my way i hands the ball just fuh so....ended up cryin and sittin out the rest of the game...lol




4.. Craziest Moments:- it have to be gettin catch w/ ah cutlass by police goin into skinner park fuh the intercol opener...God really know wat he does do cause that was the only game i ever been to that the police search. Anywayz they call the principal out ah the stands and bring him by the gate...YUH KNOW I GIVE HIM FAKE NAME & ADDRESS CAUSE IT WAS ONLY 1ST TERM OF FORM 1. Endup gettin catch the monday after in school though, the man put down a class to class search of the school lookin fuh me ;D...DE WHOLE SCHOOL KNEW THAT STORY !!! well i kinda get props from all them older students so i guess it wasnt that bad.

5. Most Funniest:
I remember it well...walkin through the tunnel in pres w/ meh cousin (ah pres man) and we decide to spark ah man we didnt like...well we real beat that until Jikes come catch us. Me being the slick talker i am proceeded to tell Jikes that the other guy just attcked us for no reason. I almost had tears in meh eyes thats how good the story was...we get off free and the other man get send home ...lol

6.Happiest Moment:
I remember my father callin me in NYC to tell me my cxc results...after he tell me i was silent until he say "well i proud of u, yuh did a good job" man that was a real bess feelin they

7. Proudest-- boy seeing benedicts beat P-Town to win we first intercol title in mad years in skinner park !!! i think we came back from 2 down to win 3-2. Dia had get he hand break and de sub come on and score 2 goals..that was ah great game


8. Moment Yuh miss most:
Just limin anywhere, with anyone doin anything...i remember we was like 16 goin down by D FONZ to play pool..everybody had like $10 to they name, enough fuh 2 cold beers and bout 4 game ah pool. Also fuh us south people i remember talkin the bus to town 1 day fuh summer just to walk around and scope the north broads



9. Most Shameful Moment:
Havin to face meh father after #4

10. Most Scariest Moment:
actually just happen last week, walkin down the street to work and a big ass metal "L" from a store sign falls right at my feet. Like les than a foot to the left and it would been lights out


11. 3 Things you most look forward to
Buyin a house that wifey & I can call our own
Finishin school
a white trini PM...we need a strong white man to lead we outta the rubbish we in now (just ask any yardie)








Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on April 09, 2007, 10:17:55 AM

a white trini PM...we need a strong white man to lead we outta the rubbish we in now (just ask any yardie)


Ask any yardie..what??   ???


and jus outta curiosity ...what is coral speaking?
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: johnny_ringo on April 09, 2007, 10:31:05 AM
ask the yardies how great of a leader a white man in the caribbean does make.
Coral speakin is best described as melodic speakin...like we would be in a choir NOT singin but not just speakin..is somewhere inbetween
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: real madness on April 09, 2007, 10:40:22 AM
allyuh is kicks fuh real, a white man...what makes a white man special?
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on April 09, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
ask the yardies how great of a leader a white man in the caribbean does make.

ok ah go ask RF  ;)
but in as much as you're online
which great white jamaican leader are you referring to exactly?

are you aware of jamaicas economic and crime situation for the past 30 + years?
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: johnny_ringo on April 09, 2007, 10:58:34 AM
i was actually being sarcastic yuh know...lol
Title: Re: Fellas this is a thread where yuh must tell de truth
Post by: Dutty on April 09, 2007, 11:00:49 AM
i was actually being sarcastic yuh know...lol

ah!!!
sometimes sarcasm does get lost in de typing

dis fellah does help  ::)
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